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Michael Jackson Humour [Merged]

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    #62
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    His family have made arrangements with the funeraal home to have him melted down and poured into his coffin.


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    #63
    smileyxx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭smileyxx


    I find it ****ing disgusting that you are all sitting here making tasteless jokes and laughing at the dead.


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    #64
    Sparky84
    Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭Sparky84


    Obama the 1st black president !
    Lewis Hamilton the 1st black F1 world champion !
    Will Smith the worlds highest paid actor !
    Tiger Woods the worlds best golfer !

    How times change.
    Its a real good time to be black.
    Poor Michael Jackson must be f***ing kicking himself !!! :D


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    #65
    bevan619
    Registered Users Posts: 1,683 ✭✭✭bevan619


    smileyxx wrote: »
    I find it ****ing disgusting that you are all sitting here making tasteless jokes and laughing at the dead.

    Meh get over it. People have been mocking the dead for ages.


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    #66
    gerk86
    Registered Users Posts: 621 ✭✭✭gerk86


    whats the difference between michael jackson and frankie detori?

    Frankie detori will be riding 3yr olds next year


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    #67
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    smileyxx wrote: »
    I find it ****ing disgusting that you are all sitting here making tasteless jokes and laughing at the dead.
    I did say in the OP that this guy has put his foot in it and now its all coming back to haunt him..... literally.


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    #68
    Euro_Kraut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    Its anti-jokes time:

    The corner has just realized the results of the post-mortem. They are not blaming it on the sunshine, the moonlight or the goods times - but rather they are blaming it on a massive cardiac arrest as has been widely reported.

    What song will they play at Michael Jackson funeral?
    No details have been released yet. Given the ongoing police investigation is may be some time before the funeral is held.

    What did Fay Farawat say to Michael Jackson in Heaven?
    Even if were to assume that souls moved to a higher plane of existence upon death it is unlikely that any communication between recently the deceased would be in a form that we could comprehend.


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    #69
    itsallaboutheL
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    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    I did say in the OP that this guy has put his foot in it and now its all coming back to haunt him..... literally.

    um i think you'll find it was his willy not his foot.....


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    #70
    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    smileyxx wrote: »
    I find it ****ing disgusting that you are all sitting here making tasteless jokes and laughing at the dead.

    Noone cares.


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    #71
    beertons
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    Rolf Harris is on his way over to sing a song at the wake. Something to do with 2 little boys!


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    #72
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    The family have now decided to donate his body as an exhibit for Madame Tussauds.


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    #73
    Slideshowbob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,460 ✭✭✭Slideshowbob


    did u hear the one about the forum posters who didnt respect the dead

    that one was real funny


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    #74
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    smileyxx wrote: »
    I find it ****ing disgusting that you are all sitting here making tasteless jokes and laughing at the dead.
    Slideshowbob wrote: »
    did u hear the one about the forum posters who didnt respect the dead

    that one was real funny

    Nobody is forcing you two guys to read threads you don't want to.
    I would advise you though to read the forum charter carefully before posting again - Hagar


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    #75
    jesusofnaz
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭jesusofnaz


    http://web.archive.org/web/20071005205825/http://freemichael.org/


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    #76
    jesusofnaz
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭jesusofnaz


    Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
    A: Two 5 year olds.


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    #77
    kpcdgl
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭kpcdgl


    Reports that Bubbles was the first to try rescusitation but failed.
    Seems he had only ever been trained to Suck,not Blow!


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    #78
    jesusofnaz
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭jesusofnaz


    this : http://pie.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60890042&postcount=1123


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    #79
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Farrah


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    #80
    murpheous81
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭murpheous81


    Slideshowbob wrote: »
    did u hear the one about the forum posters who didnt respect the dead

    that one was real funny

    Build a bridge and get over it. There are other threads to view if people want to wallow together or bi**H about those making jokes. In all fairness what did you expect in a thread called HUMOUR


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    #81
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Newspaper headlines from Friday, June 26th 2009

    The Guardian; 'Singer Michael Jackson, 50, Dies Following Cardiac Arrest'
    The Independent; 'Motown Legend Jackson Succumbs To Myocardial Infarction, Aged 50'
    The SUN; 'WACKO JACKO HEART ATTACKO!'

    Apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C.
    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?
    Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.

    Why did Michael Jackson check into the rehab clinic?
    To cure his 10 year old crack habit.

    This recession is really hitting everyone hard.
    Even the Jackson Five have had to lay one member off.

    What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson?
    Margaret Thatcher didn't like miners.


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    #82
    PrivateEye
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    #83
    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Micheal Jackson arrives at the pearly gates, St Peter doesnt recognise him so he asks,
    "what exactly did you do on earth"

    I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people

    "and tell me were you ever in trouble?"

    "well I was accused of interfering with little boys,but we paid off some and won the other court case"

    Im sorry father,I dont see your name down here,what parish were you in?


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    #84
    dats_right
    Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭dats_right


    All these people saying "Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer" make me sick. You don't see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was!
    _________________________________________________________

    You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.
    __________________________________________________________

    Why did Michael Jackson check into the rehab clinic?

    To cure his 10 year old crack habit.
    ___________________________________________________________

    Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call.

    The first asks the second what they should try first.

    To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".

    ____________________________________________________________

    Jacko's house was raided by the Drug Squad.

    They found some Class A in his living room, Class B in his kitchen and Class 3C in his bedroom.

    _______________________________________________________________


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    #85
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Michael Jackson was to bring several gigs to the UK.
    That was... several gigs of porn on his laptop.

    Isn't it ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm.
    Where the big hand touches the little hand...

    Following Michael Jackson death they're not sure whether to have a funeral or throw a tupperware party


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    #86
    McGrath5
    Registered Users Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭McGrath5


    Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

    Because there where kids on the other side.


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    #87
    loobylou
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    After Elton John sang Candle in the Wind as a tribute to Princess Diana at her funeral its rumoured the Jackson family want him to do something similar for Michaels funeral.
    Sources suggest he's going to sing, Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me!


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    #88
    Grim.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Grim.


    loobylou wrote: »
    After Elton John sang Candle in the Wind as a tribute to Princess Diana at her funeral its rumoured the Jackson family want him to do something similar for Michaels funeral.
    Sources suggest he's going to sing, Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me!

    rofl


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    #89
    Ave Sodalis
    Registered Users Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    Whats black and white and dead all over.? :P


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    #90
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDW1TVH78BU


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    #91
    ball
    Registered Users Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    sup_dude wrote: »
    Whats black and white and dead all over.? :P
    Newcastle's chances of coming back to the premier league:pac:


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