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when did men get so clueless with chat up lines???

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    #122
    Bob Z
    Registered Users Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    vanessamee wrote: »
    Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

    any one got worse ones!!!:eek:


    You can laugh now but it wont be so funny when you have a blocked septic tank and realise it was all true:D;)


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    #123
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    vanessamee wrote: »
    Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

    any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

    I think it's good, he was most likely saying it with his tongue planted in his cheek and you took it at face value. I'd have a much better laugh hanging out with him than your lot.

    It's true too btw, that toilet paper is kryptonite to the sewage system.
    MissLolly wrote:
    like when I was told I'm the ''perfect height for a blowjob''. :mad:

    So you're a midget?


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    #124
    Zombrex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    Random wrote: »
    Does your friend look cheap?
    qft :pac:

    OP maybe your friend looked like she needed some cheap toilet paper


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    #125
    rattlenhum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭rattlenhum


    Wanna go halves on a baby?


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    #126
    tok9
    Registered Users Posts: 7,160 ✭✭✭tok9


    This thread just reminds me of one of the lads i know.... went up to this girl in havanas and asked her:

    "Do you have greyhounds?"

    he got some amount of stick after.... why would anyone say that?:D


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