when did men get so clueless with chat up lines???

vanessamee

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

GrahamThomas

Sounds like he was talking sh*te :pac:

Random

Does your friend look cheap?

Sharpshooter

What an asshole.:pac:

vanessamee

Random wrote: »

Does your friend look cheap?

god no:pac:

Hazys

vanessamee wrote: »

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

Why do some women laugh at men for making the effort/building up their self condfidence to try and chat them up? when they themselves do not have the self confidence to chat a man up?



tbf the line was pretty retarded...but why use lines? When a simple hello should suffice

Jet Black

vanessamee wrote: »

god no:pac:

Pics?

tony1kenobi

when did men get so clueless with chat up lines???

When the Eastern European women arrived.

bronte

"I'd leave you like a painter's radio"

Made me question my sexuality.

vanessamee

Hazys wrote: »

Why do some women laugh at men for making the effort/building up their self condfidence to try and chat them up? when they themselves do not have the self confidence to chat a man up?



tbf the line was pretty retarded...but why use lines? When a simple hello should suffice

exactly "a hi im pat wats your name" is enough to get a conversation going!

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Ah good, a fresh topic in AH at last.

4zn76tysfajdxp

vanessamee wrote: »

exactly "a hi im pat wats your name" is enough to get a conversation going!

What if your name isn't Pat?

vanessamee

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

What if your name isn't Pat?

well what ever it may be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

That_Guy

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

What if your name isn't Pat?

Hi my name is Dr. Doom, how are you?

truecrippler

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

What if your name isn't Pat?

Then you'll be going home with Pa(l)m.

TheZohanS

Ainsley Huge Labyrinth wrote: »

What if your name isn't Pat?

That's the point Ainsley Huge Labyrinth, never give them your real name.

Saibh

vanessamee wrote: »

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

You should have told him to shop in Aldi :pac:

Jet Black

vanessamee wrote: »

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

Something I posted last week said to a woman looking through her handbag on the ground, mate of mine looks down at her and says 'while you down there love'

vanessamee

Saibh wrote: »

You should have told him to shop in Aldi :pac:

She asked that and he said its only lidi as far as he knows.:pac:

poisonated

Ha I like that

magicianz

Want to talk to a girl? Compliment her! (And 'corr you've got huge knockers!' doesnt count) :-P its EZ mode from there on! :-P

MizzLolly

That wasn't so much a chat up line than just an attempt to start a conversation. I thought chat up lines were more like ''did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'' and other such cheesy stuff?!

Some men are a bit thick in what they say to women but you can't blame a guy for trying. (particularly when it's the man more often than not who is expected to make a move first) It only bothers me when a guy is blatantly rude or suggestive, like when I was told I'm the ''perfect height for a blowjob''. :mad: Chat up lines are more charming/cheesy than vulgar and methinks your man from the club sounds like a character!

vanessamee

magicianz wrote: »

Want to talk to a girl? Compliment her! (And 'corr you've got huge knockers!' doesnt count) :-P its EZ mode from there on! :-P

exactly:)

draward

does the toilet paper block the thank

Sharpshooter

Sometimes, septic doesn't always work.

Are you kidding me, OP?! That's a brilliant line he used!

It's original, funny, and probably very true. It shall be my conversation starter for a long time now. Excellent stuff.


The man was clearly very funny and a genuine character, and your friend turned him away?


For shame.

SoupyNorman

vanessamee wrote: »

Was out this evening with my friends when a guy came up to one of my friends and asked her did she know that lidis toilet paper blocks your sceptic tank we all burst out laughing and he asked her would she like a drink, its got to be the worst chat up line ive ever heard .

any one got worse ones!!!:eek:

More of an icebreaker then a chat up line really, poor oul divil probably isnt very confident, likes your friend and got the courage up to talk to her at least...FAIR PLAY..what do you do eh?>Laugh in the poor chaps face...for shame.


Brutal Ice breaker all the same.

SoupyNorman

draward wrote: »

does the toilet paper block the thank

You deserve a tanks for that.

Mrmoe

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you kidding me, OP?! That's a brilliant line he used!

It's original, funny, and probably very true. It shall be my conversation starter for a long time now. Excellent stuff.


The man was clearly very funny and a genuine character, and your friend turned him away?


For shame.

It was you wasn't it?

Nothingcompares

sounds like a funny and harmless icebreaker to me. did he get much chat out of her afterwards?

Nameajaysus

I once was asked ''d'ya wanna go halves on a condom? I'll take the inside, you take the outside.''

:eek: