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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Fago eats cigarettes for breakfast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jumpguy was caught by his Mother doing a naked pole dance on the back garden washing line poles after drinking a can of Bulmers Pear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    CDfm is the lovechild of a CD and a radio.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    The guy before me (Who's name escapes my mind) likes to smear butter on his cheek and yell at local pigeons, while throwing stones at the moon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Thomond2006 stayed home tonight for a bumwax


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    The guy before me (Who's name escapes my mind) likes to smear butter on his cheek and yell at local pigeons, while throwing stones at the moon.

    Fago25 likes to dress up as a pigeon at night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    CDfm eats jello with a fork


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Deki makes stew with dogfood and feeds it to unsuspecting vegetarian friends as the Vegetarian Option and freezes the leftovers for them to bring home to their families.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    CDfm sells CD players to the deaf on Moore St.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    thomond2006 bought a CD player from CDfm


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    CDfm once bought a child's toy cell phone and rode round chatting on it to no one trying,:D to look cool


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Deki is desperate to win the X Factor, he/she is actually Emma Chawner


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :rolleyes:CDfm was once on that marry a millionaire show, yep he's the one they're looking all over for.
    (BTW It's Deki rhymes with sneaky and I am a female:p)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Deki bought goods from CDfm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    thomond2006 likes to strip off and sun bath on park benches -even in the rain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Deki has been banned from supermarkets for trying to feed the Toilet Ducks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    (aw you know they always look hungry;))
    CDfm was once chased from the park by a gaggle of angry geese for trying to feed them boxed stuffing


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The geese hate Deki/Emma C as she eats the stuffing in front of them whilst "resting" on a park bench while walking the dog :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Nougatti once started a fist fight in a hairdressers


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    CDfm only likes transexual hairdressers who use pink hairdressing tools


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ducks love nougatti they circle above dropping their presents


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Deki loves to collect duck presents given to nouggatti


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Nouggatti won the longest loudest belch competition in her local pub


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    CDfm likes to tweeze his pubes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    nougatti just shaves, likes the lathering up best


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    CDfm wrote: »
    When FridaysWell was doing his Leaving Cert he called all his female Teachers "Mummy"

    hehehe another gem CDfm

    CDfm got a hearse thinking it was made for his collection of spades


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    Deki wrote: »
    nougatti just shaves, likes the lathering up best

    oh and deki is a new type of swiss cheese in his new york apartment


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    FridaysWell is saving up to buy a big cheese.

    (I AM NOT A HE!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Deki uses a giant mouse wheel to keep fit.. (and envies FridaysWell's cheese)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Amalgam operates an upside down pyramid scheme,
    (And also wants a bit of cheese)


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