Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella

Today I was having a piss in the gents, and on the wall it said "I suck for crack - call CDfm".

Im sure it was a different CDfm....

colrow

cdfm got pissed off, when his boyfriend hung him up with a bit of string to frighten the birds away

FridaysWell

colrow is CDfm's physcoanalysist for the tv show 'Its on TV dumbass'

CDfm

niceirishfella can't suck anymore after his teeth rotted, he's having the dt's now

FridaysWell

CDfm is the basis of the green walking man on the pedestrian lights.

colrow

FridaysWell is full of fermenting dead bunnies

jumpguy

Colrow once got "excited" on a naked beach...naked.

CDfm

jumpguys real name is Ken and has a barbie doll that he sleeps with

Shacklebolt

CDfm wrote: »

jumpguys real name is Ken and has a barbie doll that he sleeps with

CDfm tortures kittens.

CDfm

Shacklebolt holds the World Record for most farts in the bath

jumpguy

CDfm enjoys watching the banlist.

FridaysWell

jumpguy loves clotheslining people

CDfm

Jumpguy makes homemade Valentines day cards and sends them to himself

giftgrub

jumpguy owns a skydiving school

FridaysWell

giftgrub buys two euro radios for the free earphones and 'sentimental value'

jumpguy

Fridayswell wouldn't go anywhere without his blue The Hulk tee-shirt.

CDfm

Jumpguy puts the screwcap back on CocaCola competition bottles that say" not this time, try again" and opens them a again and again to see if he has won anything.

Fago!

Giftgrub is a great radio feature

jumpguy

CDfm spent so long thinking of that, I had posted (he has now edited).

EDIT: GADDDDAMNIT

FridaysWell

CDfm wrote: »

Jumpguy puts the screwcap back on CocaCola competition bottles that say" not this time, try again" and opens them a again and again to see if he has won anything.

Another lovely one CDfm

Fago is the current champion at non evasive surgery instrument holding

jumpguy

Fridayswell isn't out of Saturday night because he is busy trying to artificially produce an orange

FridaysWell

jumpguy mustn't venture out tonight because FridaysWell just finished with that orange and he's gone out to play

Matt Holck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8

CDfm

Matt Holck has a lucky sock that he puts in his cycling shorts when he goes on dates

FridaysWell

Holck directed that ill fated commercial staring CDfm as the bear and jumpguy as the left leaf.

CDfm

jumpguy wrote: »

CDfm spent so long thinking of that, I had posted (he has now edited).

EDIT: GADDDDAMNIT

jumpguy believes everything he reads on this thread is true

FridaysWell

CDfm has the streets suckers, and he asked can you dig it?

CDfm

When FridaysWell was doing his Leaving Cert he called all his female Teachers "Mummy"

jumpguy

CDfm got enough points in his LC to become a boy racer.

(BTW I do know it's all baseless lies)

Fago!

Jumpguy is actually a transexual manakin.