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  • #842
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Today I was having a piss in the gents, and on the wall it said "I suck for crack - call CDfm".

    Im sure it was a different CDfm....


  • #843
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm got pissed off, when his boyfriend hung him up with a bit of string to frighten the birds away


  • #844
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    colrow is CDfm's physcoanalysist for the tv show 'Its on TV dumbass'


  • #845
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella can't suck anymore after his teeth rotted, he's having the dt's now


  • #846
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    CDfm is the basis of the green walking man on the pedestrian lights.


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  • #847
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    FridaysWell is full of fermenting dead bunnies


  • #848
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Colrow once got "excited" on a naked beach...naked.


  • #849
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    jumpguys real name is Ken and has a barbie doll that he sleeps with


  • #850
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    CDfm wrote: »
    jumpguys real name is Ken and has a barbie doll that he sleeps with

    CDfm tortures kittens.


  • #851
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Shacklebolt holds the World Record for most farts in the bath


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  • #852
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    CDfm enjoys watching the banlist.


  • #853
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    jumpguy loves clotheslining people



  • #854
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jumpguy makes homemade Valentines day cards and sends them to himself


  • #855
    giftgrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭giftgrub


    jumpguy owns a skydiving school


  • #856
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    giftgrub buys two euro radios for the free earphones and 'sentimental value'


  • #857
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Fridayswell wouldn't go anywhere without his blue The Hulk tee-shirt.


  • #858
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jumpguy puts the screwcap back on CocaCola competition bottles that say" not this time, try again" and opens them a again and again to see if he has won anything.


  • #859
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Giftgrub is a great radio feature


  • #860
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    CDfm spent so long thinking of that, I had posted (he has now edited).

    EDIT: GADDDDAMNIT


  • #861
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    CDfm wrote: »
    Jumpguy puts the screwcap back on CocaCola competition bottles that say" not this time, try again" and opens them a again and again to see if he has won anything.

    Another lovely one CDfm :)

    Fago is the current champion at non evasive surgery instrument holding


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  • #862
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Fridayswell isn't out of Saturday night because he is busy trying to artificially produce an orange


  • #863
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    jumpguy mustn't venture out tonight because FridaysWell just finished with that orange and he's gone out to play :)


  • #864
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8


  • #865
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck has a lucky sock that he puts in his cycling shorts when he goes on dates


  • #866
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    Holck directed that ill fated commercial staring CDfm as the bear and jumpguy as the left leaf.


  • #867
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    jumpguy wrote: »
    CDfm spent so long thinking of that, I had posted (he has now edited).

    EDIT: GADDDDAMNIT

    jumpguy believes everything he reads on this thread is true


  • #868
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    CDfm has the streets suckers, and he asked can you dig it?


  • #869
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    When FridaysWell was doing his Leaving Cert he called all his female Teachers "Mummy"


  • #870
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    CDfm got enough points in his LC to become a boy racer.

    (BTW I do know it's all baseless lies)


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  • #871
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Jumpguy is actually a transexual manakin.


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