Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

colrow

nifs looking forward to a bananna split with those two nice girlz cdfm and staker

staker

colrow got a stiff surprise when the sheikh invited him over for a creampie

niceirishfella

.....once or twice had a **** in the confession box in his local church.

CDfm

Fr Niceirishfella once or twice has told staker to demostrate his sin in the confession box

niceirishfella

............once or twice forced jesus juice on young boys he coaxed back to him Den, dressed up like Michael Jackson.
A court case is pending this incident.

CDfm

in an open letter to the people of Knock to be read out at evey mass next sunday and published in the parish newsletter niceirishfella will apologise for the recent apparitions. After a night out with Colrow he found himself wandering naked thru the church and grabbed the altar cloth to cover up- by way of mitigation he says "the cider made me do it".

Iron Hide

CDfm made the shroud of turin by crapping on newspaper

electrogrimey

Red Storm is, unknown to him, actually the father of Billy Crystal.

colrow

elctropussey shoves batteries up her puss

Iron Hide

colrow then removes the batteries and eats them in a battery and diesel salad

electrogrimey

Red Storm, when he's alone at night, whips out a 4 pack of D batteries, inserts them *behind*, and then licks them.

Iron Hide

electrogrimey feels the "buzz" off my arse batteries

Queen-Mise

red storm was brought to hospital to get a vibrating phone from his rectum

Iron Hide

queen-mise is currently being probed with a polaris missile

electrogrimey

Queen-Mise later phoned the hospital asking if she could take said phone for her 'personal collection'.

Iron Hide

electrogrimey got there first and jammed said phone up a poor defenceless rabbits arse

electrogrimey

Red Storm bumped into Queen-Mise in the hospital lobby, and they went home together and had awkward, unfulfilling sex.

niceirishfella

...........has only ever had unfulfilling sex, and that's just with himself.

electrogrimey

Fr. Niceirishfella laces the communion wafers he uses with Rohypnol, and after mass he collects the passed out children on the pews, locks them in his cellar, and forces them to play a never ending game of Boggle.

Iron Hide

electrogrimey goes to Australia Zoo and does same with Koala Bears

electrogrimey

Red Storm suffers from a curious condition in which every time he needs to excrete, his body compells him instead to shower, resulting in the daily defecation of his shower. Of course, this condition results in more serious effects in public places, in which cases he hurries to the nearest public toilet, strips naked, and begins rubbing himself with water from the sink, naturally ending with him curling into a ball on the floor, shitting himself.

Iron Hide

electrogrimey suffers from a similiarly curious ailment in that whenever he feels nauseous or ill, he is compelled to vomit into a dustbin filled with the previous months sh!t, piss, baby paste and the remnants of all meals. He then lifts the lid off the dustbin each morning, has a good auld waft of the contents and exclaims loudly "Ahhh, just like back home"

electrogrimey

Red Storm has a shrine in the wardrobe of his room, in which, among other things, he houses printouts of every single post ever made by dr.bollocko.

Iron Hide

electrogrimey has several posters of Hulk Hogans arse situated in various strategic fapping locations around his house

electrogrimey

Red Storm only grew arms at the age of 14: he evolved like an amphibian, beginning as a tadpole like creature.

Iron Hide

electrogrimey sprang out of a hole in the ground

CDfm

Red Storm's real name is Golden Showers

colrow

cdfm suffers from ocd he folds his toilet tissue 18 times before wiping his bum

niceirishfella

colrow has sent out 20,000 CV's all printed on used recycled toilet paper. No wonder he's not getting any interviews.

CDfm

niceirishfella directs the new colrow biopic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4hmFPBf-C8