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Iron Hide

Dlite is the DILF taste tester.

Dlite

Only because Red Storm is full.

CDfm

Contrary to popular belief Dlite was named after a featherlite condom that burst. His Ma screamed "turn on Dlite". He is very lucky not to be called "Oh F***"

Hootanany

CDFm puts maggotts in his third eye for pleasure

Dlite

Hootanany inhales fanny farts.

Hootanany

Dlite wrote: »

Hootanany inhales fanny farts.

Tis True

Dlite Has followed through on many occasions

staker

Hootanany gets very indecisive when he hears eiderdown

joes girls

Staker has lost his ability to suck!!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls blows snot into her pint of bulmers pear when clubbing so people wont steal her drink.

staker

JG's regurlarly goes to the disco looking for the Himalayas, she thinks they're an easy ride

CDfm thinks Jack Dee is a pervert

CDfm

Staker has decided to try his look at a lesbian club because he has heard there are loads of women there.

homah_7ft

Has 10 middle names.

CDfm

Has won the Hairy Arse competition at the Bowlers Rest in Blackpool 3 years running.

homah_7ft

It's supposed to be a lie

Keeps chewing gum stuck under the table for later.

joes girls

only lost it this year cause of the back, sac, crack that i gave him!!!

homah_7ft

Was gentle :eek:

staker

homah 777ft was the crane used in building the elysian

CDfm

Homah 7ft Insists on getting pints of Bubblegum flavoured WKD in a pint glass to prove that he is a man

homah_7ft

Is named after a type of sedimentary rock.

joes girls

Needs some fake tan on his ass!!!

homah_7ft

Is obsessed with my donkey getting a colour.

CDfm

Loves to prance around the Douglas pool in his mankini

joes girls

Has more hair in his sig picture, than he does in real life!!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls lit a candle in the church today and prayed that Robbie Williams would rejoin Take That

James T Kirk

CDfm hasn't got a bum.

CDfm

James T Kirk has been known to pick his bum and lick his fingers when he is finished. Its a nervous habit that he has and which he does when he tells lies. Ewww James T stop that -its bloody disgusting

James T Kirk

True that, unfortunately. Equally unfortunate, is that CDfm collects the wings off flies, licks each wing, and places it with great care in a scrapbook ''wot'' he has.

CDfm

James T Kirk has flies flying around his bum due to his lack of personnal hygene. A creepy rock band from the states were very impressed with this and renamed themselves Halo of Flies in homage.

joes girls

As today is Nurse day, CDfm has spent all of his savings sending flowers and a forgive me note to all the nurses, he has groped over the years!!!

CDfm

Saturday is Joes Girls day for feeding hash cakes to the ducks in the park. Last week she said to an 8 year old who was crying at the chaos "Whats wrong,Have you never seen a duck being runover by a bus before"