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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1
niceirishfella
You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....
Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)
Warning:
Right, we're going to try this again.
Here is how it's going to go:
Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.
So, with that in mind:
From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.
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colrow
nifs looking forward to a bananna split with those two nice girlz cdfm and staker
staker
colrow got a stiff surprise when the sheikh invited him over for a creampie
niceirishfella
.....once or twice had a **** in the confession box in his local church.
CDfm
Fr Niceirishfella once or twice has told staker to demostrate his sin in the confession box
niceirishfella
............once or twice forced jesus juice on young boys he coaxed back to him Den, dressed up like Michael Jackson.
A court case is pending this incident.
CDfm
in an open letter to the people of Knock to be read out at evey mass next sunday and published in the parish newsletter niceirishfella will apologise for the recent apparitions. After a night out with Colrow he found himself wandering naked thru the church and grabbed the altar cloth to cover up- by way of mitigation he says "the cider made me do it".
Iron Hide
CDfm made the shroud of turin by crapping on newspaper
electrogrimey
Red Storm is, unknown to him, actually the father of Billy Crystal.
colrow
elctropussey shoves batteries up her puss
Iron Hide
colrow then removes the batteries and eats them in a battery and diesel salad
electrogrimey
Red Storm, when he's alone at night, whips out a 4 pack of D batteries, inserts them *behind*, and then licks them.
Iron Hide
electrogrimey feels the "buzz" off my arse batteries
Queen-Mise
red storm was brought to hospital to get a vibrating phone from his rectum
Iron Hide
queen-mise is currently being probed with a polaris missile
electrogrimey
Queen-Mise later phoned the hospital asking if she could take said phone for her 'personal collection'.
Iron Hide
electrogrimey got there first and jammed said phone up a poor defenceless rabbits arse
electrogrimey
Red Storm bumped into Queen-Mise in the hospital lobby, and they went home together and had awkward, unfulfilling sex.
niceirishfella
...........has only ever had unfulfilling sex, and that's just with himself.
electrogrimey
Fr. Niceirishfella laces the communion wafers he uses with Rohypnol, and after mass he collects the passed out children on the pews, locks them in his cellar, and forces them to play a never ending game of Boggle.
Iron Hide
electrogrimey goes to Australia Zoo and does same with Koala Bears
electrogrimey
Red Storm suffers from a curious condition in which every time he needs to excrete, his body compells him instead to shower, resulting in the daily defecation of his shower. Of course, this condition results in more serious effects in public places, in which cases he hurries to the nearest public toilet, strips naked, and begins rubbing himself with water from the sink, naturally ending with him curling into a ball on the floor, sh
i
tting himself.
Iron Hide
electrogrimey suffers from a similiarly curious ailment in that whenever he feels nauseous or ill, he is compelled to vomit into a dustbin filled with the previous months sh!t, piss, baby paste and the remnants of all meals. He then lifts the lid off the dustbin each morning, has a good auld waft of the contents and exclaims loudly "Ahhh, just like back home"
electrogrimey
Red Storm has a shrine in the wardrobe of his room, in which, among other things, he houses printouts of every single post ever made by dr.bollocko.
Iron Hide
electrogrimey has several posters of Hulk Hogans arse situated in various strategic fapping locations around his house
electrogrimey
Red Storm only grew arms at the age of 14: he evolved like an amphibian, beginning as a tadpole like creature.
Iron Hide
electrogrimey sprang out of a hole in the ground
CDfm
Red Storm's real name is Golden Showers
colrow
cdfm suffers from ocd he folds his toilet tissue 18 times before wiping his bum
niceirishfella
colrow has sent out 20,000 CV's all printed on used recycled toilet paper. No wonder he's not getting any interviews.
CDfm
niceirishfella directs the new colrow biopic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4hmFPBf-C8
