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What's the worst thing you've done in a taxi?

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    #62
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    This happened last night: my brother finished his exams on Fri, him and his mates were drinking last night. He got kicked out of a night club he worked in(he can't remember why) and then he was sick in the cab home. And had to pay £60 soilage fee. I have been lmao off all day, cos he doesn't have a dime to his name :D


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    #63
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    kbannon wrote: »
    ...and giving your girlfriend oral sex in the back of a taxi is classy?

    Yeah and Im going to say that with a big smile and mean it:rolleyes:


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    #64
    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    iHeartRyanAdams wrote: »
    why would she give him a blowjob?
    as a tip for the pleasant drive home?
    She said he was "nice"! He was also about 50, she was 28!
    Abigayle wrote: »
    I think she was trying to evade the fare. Ew.

    Can't believe she went around her friends telling them what she did, like it was something to proud of. Obviously hasn't heard of STD's either. And outside her house?! I'm guessing she lives with her parents, imagine looking out your bedroom window to check and see if that is your daughter arriving home, only to catch her gob-jobbing the taxi man?!! Even if she doesn't live at home, she must be a real hit with the neighbours :rolleyes:

    You guessed wrong! First, she paid the fare. And it was her own house, but about 4am, wasn't the middle of the day, so neighbours wouldn't know and not many houses around there anyway. She only told her best mate, who then told another mate, who told everyone! It wasn't like she was bragging about it down the pub!


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    #65
    The_Minister
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Either way you look at it, it's still a bit... loose of her :(
    :rolleyes:
    It would take a lot of blowjobs to make your cheeks go saggy.


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    #66
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    I tend to get a wee bit emotional on the vodka.....my friend the bar man listened to be cry wholeheartedly til 6am then put my in a taxi where the poor taxi man had to put up with me whingeing all the way home. Id say I was a sight aswell with mascara & snot all over my face.:o


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    #67
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Quint wrote: »
    She said he was "nice"! He was also about 50, she was 28!



    You guessed wrong! First, she paid the fare. And it was her own house, but about 4am, wasn't the middle of the day, so neighbours wouldn't know and not many houses around there anyway. She only told her best mate, who then told another mate, who told everyone! It wasn't like she was bragging about it down the pub!

    And that justifys it?


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    #68
    Abi
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    I read your point quint, regardless of who she did or didn't tell - it isn't particularly classy now is it?
    The_Minister wrote: »
    It would take a lot of blowjobs to make your cheeks go saggy.

    Oh I didn't say I wasn't partial to it, I just wouldn't suck off the taxi man. Sorry if that seems a little fussy..


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    #69
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Im normally a quite well behaved person so never done anything that bad. Worst I can think of I was a bit drunk and counted every lightpost we passed out loud. Poor taxi driver must have been confused wondering what the hell was happening


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    #70
    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    Maddison wrote: »
    And that justifys it?

    I didn't do it, I'm not trying to justify anything! But if I was the taxi driver I wouldn't stop her


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    #71
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Maddison wrote: »
    And that justifys it?
    To us, no.
    To the taxi-man, without a doubt.


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    #72
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Maddison wrote: »
    And that justifys it?

    She doesn't have to justify it. If she wanted to blow or toss off every taxi driver in existence, who are we to judge her?



    I'm not a taxi driver by the way...yet...


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    #73
    admiralofthefleet
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    gambled on the fart lottery and lost


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    #74
    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I read your point quint, regardless of who she did or didn't tell - it isn't particularly classy now is it?
    I never said it was! I bet the taxi driver thought it was!


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh I didn't say I wasn't partial to it, I just wouldn't suck off the taxi man. Sorry if that seems a little fussy..
    You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this


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    #75
    senordingdong
    Registered Users Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    Worst thing I tried to do was eat a bag of chips.

    He went ****ing mental.
    I thought I was going to die.


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    #76
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Quint wrote: »
    You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this
    Meh. We can just add it to the list


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    #77
    Abi
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    Quint wrote: »
    You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this

    Only the ones that except blow jobs from drunk women. No loss ;)


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    #78
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Only the ones that except blow jobs from drunk women. No loss ;)
    So we'll only have women taxi drivers..........


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    #79
    Quint
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    At least any taxi drivers that read this thread will be nice


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    #80
    enda1
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    Quint wrote: »
    My mate was drunk and decided to give a taxi driver a blowjob outside her house. After she paid the full fare. She was on her own, no idea why she decided to tell us all the next day

    I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!


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    #81
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    I suppose boys you have a point.....what man is going to refuse a blowjob.:D


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    #82
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Maddison wrote: »
    I suppose boys you have a point.....what man is going to refuse a blowjob.:D
    I know I wouldnt :pac:

    >>_>>
    <<_<<

    no offers?


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    #83
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    I know I wouldnt :pac:

    >>_>>
    <<_<<

    no offers?

    My car or yours;)

    joke


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    #84
    Vinta81
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    enda1 wrote: »
    I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!

    hmm, That's kind of slutty on her part.


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    #85
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Maddison wrote: »
    My car or yours;)

    joke
    I dont drive


    And awww:(


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    #86
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    enda1 wrote: »
    I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!
    I wish to see the cirriculm and partake in the practical exams of this course


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    #87
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    I dont drive


    And awww:(

    I know you dont tee hee hee:D


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    #88
    CianRyan
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    Got sick once, was gross.
    Made my mate go mad once, see he hates metal(music) with a passion, and i'm a full on metal head and i had a half hour discussion about metal with the taxi driver. Interesting guy, not an interesting story. :)


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    #89
    irisheddie
    Registered Users Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    Drove,was nice to a customer,took the short way said thank you, had to go home and have a looooong shower....


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    #90
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Was in the back of a taxi feeling a bit merry after a night out when all i said was "jaysus this is the nicest car ive been in since i got arrested"

    All i remember is brakes slamming and sitting on the pavement after that!:o


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    #91
    homerjay2005
    Registered Users Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    a fat burd. christ i have horrors thinkin about it.


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