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What's the worst thing you've done in a taxi?

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What's the worst thing you've done in a taxi?

I've heard the usual pissing,****ting,puking,fare dodging stories. Any stories of sexy shenanigans or crazy behavior by the customer or the driver for that matter?

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MIN2511

This happened last night: my brother finished his exams on Fri, him and his mates were drinking last night. He got kicked out of a night club he worked in(he can't remember why) and then he was sick in the cab home. And had to pay £60 soilage fee. I have been lmao off all day, cos he doesn't have a dime to his name

Maddison

kbannon wrote: »

...and giving your girlfriend oral sex in the back of a taxi is classy?

Yeah and Im going to say that with a big smile and mean it:rolleyes:

Quint

iHeartRyanAdams wrote: »

why would she give him a blowjob?
as a tip for the pleasant drive home?

She said he was "nice"! He was also about 50, she was 28!

Abigayle wrote: »

I think she was trying to evade the fare. Ew.

Can't believe she went around her friends telling them what she did, like it was something to proud of. Obviously hasn't heard of STD's either. And outside her house?! I'm guessing she lives with her parents, imagine looking out your bedroom window to check and see if that is your daughter arriving home, only to catch her gob-jobbing the taxi man?!! Even if she doesn't live at home, she must be a real hit with the neighbours :rolleyes:

You guessed wrong! First, she paid the fare. And it was her own house, but about 4am, wasn't the middle of the day, so neighbours wouldn't know and not many houses around there anyway. She only told her best mate, who then told another mate, who told everyone! It wasn't like she was bragging about it down the pub!

The_Minister

Abigayle wrote: »

Either way you look at it, it's still a bit... loose of her

:rolleyes:
It would take a lot of blowjobs to make your cheeks go saggy.

Maddison

I tend to get a wee bit emotional on the vodka.....my friend the bar man listened to be cry wholeheartedly til 6am then put my in a taxi where the poor taxi man had to put up with me whingeing all the way home. Id say I was a sight aswell with mascara & snot all over my face.:o

Maddison

Quint wrote: »

She said he was "nice"! He was also about 50, she was 28!

You guessed wrong! First, she paid the fare. And it was her own house, but about 4am, wasn't the middle of the day, so neighbours wouldn't know and not many houses around there anyway. She only told her best mate, who then told another mate, who told everyone! It wasn't like she was bragging about it down the pub!

And that justifys it?

Abi

I read your point quint, regardless of who she did or didn't tell - it isn't particularly classy now is it?

The_Minister wrote: »

It would take a lot of blowjobs to make your cheeks go saggy.

Oh I didn't say I wasn't partial to it, I just wouldn't suck off the taxi man. Sorry if that seems a little fussy..

Professey Chin

Im normally a quite well behaved person so never done anything that bad. Worst I can think of I was a bit drunk and counted every lightpost we passed out loud. Poor taxi driver must have been confused wondering what the hell was happening

Quint

Maddison wrote: »

And that justifys it?

I didn't do it, I'm not trying to justify anything! But if I was the taxi driver I wouldn't stop her

Professey Chin

Maddison wrote: »

And that justifys it?

To us, no.
To the taxi-man, without a doubt.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Maddison wrote: »

And that justifys it?

She doesn't have to justify it. If she wanted to blow or toss off every taxi driver in existence, who are we to judge her?

I'm not a taxi driver by the way...yet...

admiralofthefleet

gambled on the fart lottery and lost

Quint

Abigayle wrote: »

I read your point quint, regardless of who she did or didn't tell - it isn't particularly classy now is it?

I never said it was! I bet the taxi driver thought it was!

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh I didn't say I wasn't partial to it, I just wouldn't suck off the taxi man. Sorry if that seems a little fussy..

You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this

senordingdong

Worst thing I tried to do was eat a bag of chips.

He went ****ing mental.
I thought I was going to die.

Professey Chin

Quint wrote: »

You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this

Meh. We can just add it to the list

Abi

Quint wrote: »

You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this

Only the ones that except blow jobs from drunk women. No loss

Professey Chin

Abigayle wrote: »

Only the ones that except blow jobs from drunk women. No loss

So we'll only have women taxi drivers..........

Quint

At least any taxi drivers that read this thread will be nice

enda1

Quint wrote: »

My mate was drunk and decided to give a taxi driver a blowjob outside her house. After she paid the full fare. She was on her own, no idea why she decided to tell us all the next day

I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!

Maddison

I suppose boys you have a point.....what man is going to refuse a blowjob.:D

Professey Chin

Maddison wrote: »

I suppose boys you have a point.....what man is going to refuse a blowjob.:D

I know I wouldnt :pac:

>>_>>
<<_<<

no offers?

Maddison

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I know I wouldnt :pac:

>>_>>
<<_<<

no offers?

My car or yours;)

joke

Vinta81

enda1 wrote: »

I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!

hmm, That's kind of slutty on her part.

Professey Chin

Maddison wrote: »

My car or yours;)

joke

I dont drive

And awww:(

Professey Chin

enda1 wrote: »

I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!

I wish to see the cirriculm and partake in the practical exams of this course

Maddison

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I dont drive

And awww:(

I know you dont tee hee hee:D

CianRyan

Got sick once, was gross.
Made my mate go mad once, see he hates metal(music) with a passion, and i'm a full on metal head and i had a half hour discussion about metal with the taxi driver. Interesting guy, not an interesting story.

irisheddie

Drove,was nice to a customer,took the short way said thank you, had to go home and have a looooong shower....

pebbles21

Was in the back of a taxi feeling a bit merry after a night out when all i said was "jaysus this is the nicest car ive been in since i got arrested"

All i remember is brakes slamming and sitting on the pavement after that!:o

homerjay2005

a fat burd. christ i have horrors thinkin about it.