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What's the worst thing you've done in a taxi?

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  • 08-06-2009 7:00pm
    #1
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,726 ✭✭✭


    What's the worst thing you've done in a taxi?

    I've heard the usual pissing,****ting,puking,fare dodging stories. Any stories of sexy shenanigans or crazy behavior by the customer or the driver for that matter?


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    Dancor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Licked me burd out


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    d1975
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭d1975


    I remember traveling in a taxi and he was going a little fast at and went over a bump at the triangle in Ranelagh, I threw up (I was sitting at the back seat) and as soon as I knew what I done I told the taxi driver stop here and paid the guy and walked fast lol


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    #4
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    What's the worst thing you've done in a taxi?


    Paid the extortionate bastards.


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    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    dancor wrote: »
    Licked me burd out

    Please tell me you didnt.....:eek:


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    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    I once made the unfortunate mistake of engaging the driver in conversation.

    After 10 miles and his constant drone about "bleedin' forreners", deregulation and such like I wish I had just told him to shut up and
    drive from the start.


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    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Was in the back of a taxi with two girls, was going with one of them but as we were kissing i started to feel up the other girl thinking it was the girl i was kissing. The other girl said nothing but the girl i was kissing copped on, started screaming and kicked me out of the taxi.


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    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Waved one down, was feeling a bit giggly.

    Hopped in one door, scooted over to the other door, hopped out, and asked him how much.

    He didn't see the funny side, and drove off in a bit of a huff.

    I was amused for weeks though.


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    The Walsho
    Registered Users Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    Senna wrote: »
    Was in the back of a taxi with two girls, was going with one of them but as we were kissing i started to feel up the other girl thinking it was the girl i was kissing. The other girl said nothing but the girl i was kissing copped on, started screaming and kicked me out of the taxi.

    This part is a lie isn't it?


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    #10
    Aidric
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    A fat bird.


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    Abi
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    dancor wrote: »
    Licked me burd out

    Stay classy ;)


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    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Stay classy ;)

    My thoughts exactly;)


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    Dancor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Maddison wrote: »
    My thoughts exactly;)

    Get off your high horses, It was a joke :rolleyes:


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    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    The Walsho wrote: »
    This part is a lie isn't it?

    No didn't know who i "at", drink was my excuse and the other girl was a bit of a migger so that was her excuse.:D


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    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    dancor wrote: »
    Get off your high horses, It was bravado :rolleyes:

    Ok. Only momentarily though, that post needed fixing.


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    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    If you had've said I gave my girlfriend oral sex It prob wouldnt have sounded as bad.....burd & lick out made it sound a bit knack:D


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    briantwin
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    As the taxi was pulling up outside the house we were going to a session in it was still moving when i got the first wretch of what i knew was going to be reemergence of my curry dinner. So i opened the door and tried to duck and roll onto the grass beside the car. instead i flopped out tumbled while throwing up all over myself. Head to toe in my own puke. The taxi driver looked positively shocked.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Maddison wrote: »
    If you had've said I gave my girlfriend oral sex It prob wouldnt have sounded as bad....

    Or if it was in a limo.


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    RVN10
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    Asked was he busy ??? But it prob sounded something along the lines of hahjsdskldnsklhcskoj you get the jist ha


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    Hamiltonion
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    Argued with a friends directions back to hers while calling left at every corner and then upon protest 'shut up i know my way round the *waits for road sign* .....N11!!! ':D


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    Mimikyu
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    Degsy
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    I was in the back drinking abottle of wine when the driver jammed on..nearly sent the bottle through the b ack of my neck.


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    Abi
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    Degsy wrote: »
    I was in the back drinking abottle of wine when the driver jammed on..nearly sent the bottle through the b ack of my neck.

    Did you like it?


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    sub-x
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    dancor wrote: »
    Licked me burd out


    Licked out Dancors bird ;):D


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    Dancor
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    Maddison wrote: »
    If you had've said I gave my girlfriend oral sex It prob wouldnt have sounded as bad.....burd & lick out made it sound a bit knack:D

    That was the point :P

    BTW the real worst thing I did in a taxi was eat birthday cake while drunk, He gave me a bolloking for it.


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    phasers
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    I don't do bad things is taxis, the only time was when I fell asleep and the bastard just kept driving around in circles for an hour with the meter running!

    He brought me home and I paid him a tenner, which is what it should have been, and told him if he didn't like it he could take it up with my twelve rottweilers


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    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Sobered up, realised I didn't have a clue who the young one I was with was. Hopped out when the taxi stopped at lights and legged it down the road.


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    Lenny
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    A good while back I egged the gf on to give me head in the taxi before we got on,
    anyway so we jumped in the cab, just a standard one. I sat behind the taxi driver and then she takes out my willy an starts sucking away.
    To be quite honest it was quite uncomfortable, the driver knew exzactly what was going on and kept looking me in the eye through his rear view mirror and that was such a put off hah, and it just wasn't right looking out the window... needless to say it was hard enough to sustain an erection and there wasn't a hope of coming.
    but it was a nice novelty..


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    Seth Brundle
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    Maddison wrote: »
    If you had've said I gave my girlfriend oral sex It prob wouldnt have sounded as bad.....burd & lick out made it sound a bit knack:D
    ...and giving your girlfriend oral sex in the back of a taxi is classy?
    sub-x wrote: »
    Licked out Dancors bird ;):D
    So what - loads of people have!


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    Vinta81
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    I had no money left after a night out once! I thought I hada €10 note left in my purse, I didn't...so had to explain that once we stopped and I fumbled around my bag for ages "pretending it was there". My driver was so nice, actually left me off and I actually popped into the cab office the next day to pay up lol, they were quite shocked. Couldn't of just skived off that though!


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    Aidric
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    Lenny wrote: »
    A good while back I egged the gf on to give me head in the taxi before we got on,
    anyway so we jumped in the cab, just a standard one. I sat behind the taxi driver and then she takes out my willy an starts sucking away.
    To be quite honest it was quite uncomfortable, the driver knew exzactly what was going on and kept looking me in the eye through his rear view mirror and that was such a put off hah, and it just wasn't right looking out the window... needless to say it was hard enough to sustain an erection and there wasn't a hope of coming.
    but it was a nice novelty..
    Ya, had the same experience but it was in one of those people carriers rather than a standard car, bit of scope and all that. Anyways the prick of the taxi driver talked the whole ten minutes of the trip so concentration was affected. I didn't manage to cum but got out of the taxi with a massive stalk and paid the driver his 10 quid, quickly went inside and smashed her on the stairs.


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