Most Awesome T-Shirt Ever

Overheal

Theyre called Manatees ffs.

mayordenis

Overheal wrote: »

Theyre called Manatees ffs.

Nope, tshirt knows more than you tbh.

Does anyone remember that ebay account someone had? It's the one with the really weird feedback from people like, "i didn't appreciate finding a raccoon in my package" or some sort.

Super-Rush

My next tattoo....yay

Capt'n Midnight

Mask wrote: »

Sex panther works 60% of the time, But the wolf t-shirt you guessed it, 110% of the time

If you were wondering about the %'s it's because one tenth of the time you will have a threesome
with twins

AlmightyCushion

This just got post of the day despite me only approving it at 10:30pm. That's pretty damn impressive.

barleybooley

Where could me and t shirt meet for a hook up? Something casual, emulating the nature of the t shirt.

yerayeah

OP, what a post and what a name!!;)

stevenmu

Behold the power of the t-shirt:

Keano A Legend wrote: »

OP what way to mark yout 5000th post with the post of the year!! Kudos

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

No. If you buy this t-shirt you won't ever get laid again. This t shirt will turn you into such a sex beast that no words will be ever able to describe the sex you'll be having. Your erection will be so powerful that lights in the room will dim whenever you get one. Embrace the power of the wolf.

Edit: Since I can't thank that post 10 times I decided to go through your last 10 posts and thank them as well. I imagine that once I get my wolf shirt I will be able to thank your post as much as I like.

Before posting about this t-shirt, I didn't even realise it was going to be my 5000th post, but by simply posting about the t-shirt, not even wearing it, just posting about it, it not only made my 5000th post awesome, it made it 5000 times more awesome than all my previous posts put together.

And before posting I had a pitiful thanks count, people used to point and laugh when I would walk by, but after just one single post about the t-shirt I know have a thanks count to be respected and even feared!

hal9000

After extensive study and analysis of reivews the magical characteristics of said shirt can be narrowed down to the following shirt properties:

Product Features
100-percent-cotton
Premium, hand-dyed shirt
Screenprinted using environmentally safe, water based inks.
Features a leather feel label so comfortable there is never a need to cut it out.
Available in Various Sizes.

Turd Ferguson

mayordenis wrote: »

http://linkognito.com/content/2008/10/31/wolf.jpg

Yeah, the wolf shirts have been around for aaaaaaaaages. I bought one a few years back after reading the link above. I had this hot g/f at the time. She ran off with the shirt and they got married

partyguinness

stevenmu wrote: »

Read the reviews, all of them.

One question comes to mind...How the hell did you come across this??

Turd Ferguson

partyguinness wrote: »

One question comes to mind...How the hell did you come across this??

You can come across it all you want cos its stainless :rolleyes:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Just reported the OP.

I'm hearing reports that several female boardsies became pregnant just from opening that link!

partyguinness

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

You can come across it all you want cos its stainless :rolleyes:

Well I didnt see that in the product description..

(I think Paul O'Connel wears the same t-shirt when he plays for Munnster)

qt9ukbg60ivjrn

Initially I was frustrated at the seemingly unyielding responses the famed three wolf moon was receiving from what I could only assume were the unwashed heathens. Surely these backwoods, flannel wearing mouth breathers didn't think that any person that transcended their 3rd grade education would fall prey to their blasphemous idolatry of this screen-printed lupine trinity. I had to put an end to this blight on the eye of everything holy. So I bought as many Three Wolf Moon shirts as my platinum card allowed, if only to slow the flow of this travesty upon nature.
How wrong I was. Upon receiving my industrial-sized truckload of the product, I had my men remove the offending items into one of my many palatial warehouses. Mooky, my lovable, if retarded, Italian assistant, opened one of the boxes and instantly fell to his knees. There I witnessed a miracle as his glassy-eyed stare turned into one of liberated godhood, the ever-present stream of drool at his chin the very essence of ambrosia. The other men followed suit, each one gazing upon the magnificent relic and reaching instant nirvana. And I? I too fell under it's blessed spell. Even as the iridescent rays of the moon hit me, I felt great changes take place. I was one with the universe. And I knew that this was not regular shirt, but rather a coat of arms to be worn by my fellow wolfen brethren.
Then, in the midst of our lycanthropic throes we heard the faint howling of wolves. This shirt, this gift unto mortals, the ghostly timber of the wolves' howling let us all know, was sown together by the Fates themselves. Their loom now only serving the call of the night sky, now that fate was in the paws of the Wolf God and thus, the need for any manipulation of the future rendered moot. The needles in their looms where hewn in the forges of Hephaestus beaten into shape by mighty Mjolnir, hammer of Thor.
This shirt, is what Jason and his Argonauts truly sought. Find it and the world is at your feet. Already has the Pope announced the fall of Christianity, do you doubt it as I once did? I pray that you don't.

Pros: Herculean might, Knowledge of all that was and will be, the subjugation of your foes, and it doubles as an aphrodisiac, for those less inclined on world conquest.

Cons: Pretty much shrivels your wang.

qt9ukbg60ivjrn

12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
What is best in life?, May 19, 2009
By Conan (Cimmeria) - See all my reviews
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Thank you Three Wolf Moon Shirt.




(Quote from Conan the Barbarian or Conqueror)

Wagon

Jesus. It must be magic...

ladybirdirl

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Just reported the OP.

I'm hearing reports that several female boardsies became pregnant just from opening that link!

I'm the OP's other half....better not be any more 'incident's' or it's the sofa for him again

ProjectColossus

Deleted User wrote: »

Does anyone remember that ebay account someone had? It's the one with the really weird feedback from people like, "i didn't appreciate finding a raccoon in my package" or some sort.

I'm guessing this is what you're thinking of

http://www.xkcd.com/325/

quoteunquote

This shark shirt looks just as tempting. Who could fault it after reading this review.

Let me start by saying this was the single greatest purchase I have ever made. EVER. Everyone should own this sweet shirt. Here's why:

First of all, the shirt is just plain awesome. It looks like there is a shark coming right out of my chest. Be careful though, it is so realistic that some people might think there is an actual shark coming out of you. I've had this happen to me on several occasions, had to stop what I was doing, and calmly inform the person that it was indeed just a shirt and that their misconception was ridiculous because, unfortunately, sharks can't survive outside of water because they are fish. This aspect of the shirt is more helpful than it is annoying since no one will mess with a dude that has a shark leaping out of his chest.

On a similar note, you can swim in the ocean wearing this shirt without fear of being attacked by a shark (or any other carnivorous sea creature). Other sharks either think you've already been taken or they don't want to mess with the ferocity of the shark lashing its way through your chest.

I wear my shirt everywhere and my life has only gotten better because of it. My wife, who loves sharks, agreed to marry me on the spot when I was wearing this shirt. I've made love to her every night since then wearing this shirt. Our 2-month anniversary is tomorrow and we couldn't be happier.

And I owe it all to this shirt. My life is wonderful. BUY THIS SHIRT.

Gummy Panda

I knew i had seen this done before.

Don't forget the Long shelve t-shirt

stevenmu

ladybirdirl wrote: »

I'm the OP's other half....better not be any more 'incident's' or it's the sofa for him again

I was single before this t-shirt, and I still haven't even ordered it yet!

quoteunquote wrote:

This shark shirt looks just as tempting

A shark t-shirt is just silly, everyone know's sharks can't come on land, unless..

AlmightyCushion

The shirt is also bullet proof, simply because bullets are afraid of the wolves.

partyguinness

partyguinness wrote: »

One question comes to mind...How the hell did you come across this??

Obviously in some sort of wolf spirit vision.

Tarzan_man

That's a very nice T-shirt, but it cannot compare to the pleasure of writing with a good pen.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3QR3AC2WXWHIT

WIZE

I just want to say thankyou . I have been in stiches reading the review for the t-shirt

poisonated

I can just see it now,walking down grafton street tomorrow thousands of people wearing this tshirt.... it will be mad!

Scrambled egg

Tarzan_man wrote: »

That's a very nice T-shirt, but it cannot compare to the pleasure of writing with a good pen.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3QR3AC2WXWHIT

lol just as good

Professey Chin

I FEEL THE POWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bronte

Rofl at the pen review

Sounds like he should have sex with it.

Takk

partyguinness wrote: »

One question comes to mind...How the hell did you come across this??

You don't find Wolf T-Shirt, Wolf T-Shirt finds you.

Jumpy

This is the original wolf shirt that started this craziness.
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

But even through its long sleeved awesomeness, it cannot compare to three, YES THREE wolves howling at the moon.

IvySlayer

I bought this shirt to feed my collection of rare mountain goats. The irony was too great not to. Can goats smile? Unequivocally, no they can't. But they ate the shirt regardless. In hindsight I should have just bought some dirty rags because goats can't appreciate irony.

The best review...

newmills

I'm fairly sure of this but didn't jesus wear this t-shirt until mary took it from him to wash it. It was shortly after this that he was captured by the nazis and gassed to death in a cave somewhere in a mountain.

Facts not checked - poster will not be held responsible for injuries caused by this post.

is this t shirt the new flag of after hours?

bronte

Yes

AlmightyCushion

Deleted User wrote: »

is this t shirt the new flag of after hours?

It will be once I get mine.

yurmothrintites

That t-shirt is almost as rad as this kid...
Capture.JPG

Gummy Panda

Somebody buy Terry one. The AH xmas card this year won't be Terry naked at the spire.. It'll be Terry naked bar a wolf t-shirt at the spire

S.I.R

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Pro's - theirs hope for us all !!

Kinetic^

mayordenis wrote: »

http://linkognito.com/content/2008/10/31/wolf.jpg

ROFLMFAO! Last 2 lines are absolutely classic.

I'm buying 5 t-shirts so I will have the power of 15 wolves!

cherryghost

that HAS to be a 4chan job

Spastafarian

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8061031.stm

BBC News wrote:

Joke review boosts T-shirt sales
Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt
The T-shirt has three wolves and the Moon on it...

A T-shirt has become one of the most popular items sold by online retailer Amazon in the past few weeks.

Sales of the kitsch Three Wolf Moon T-shirt shot up 2,300% after a spate of ironic reviews went viral.

The first review gave the shirt five stars, saying it "Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women" but "cannot see wolves with arms crossed".

That prompted hundreds of others to post frivolous reviews, turning the page into an internet phenomenon.

"When I put this T-shirt on for the first time, my wife left me! Thank you, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt," wrote one wag, while another said that "the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength... and I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city".

Amazon's senior manager of community content, Russell Dicker, said the T-shirt was currently the top selling item in their clothing store.

"The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt recently moved up 2,300% in sales rank," he said. "We are grateful that our reviewers are so passionate."

Publicity shy

However, the firm which actually makes the T-shirt appeared less than pleased at some of the comments.

"The Mountain is a wholesale company and does not sell shirts on Amazon, so this viral assault went under our radar until the shirt made it into the top 10 in the Amazon apparel section," they said in a posting on the Amazon site.

"We appreciate humour as much as the next company, but we don't approve of some of the remarks.

"Not everyone can start out at the top and not everyone from our neck of the woods lives in a trailer or cruises Walmart to hook up (though we do shop there for cheap Blue Rays)."

This is not the first time comedy reviews on Amazon have gone viral. In 2006, there were more than a thousand reviews for Tuscan Whole Milk.

They ranged from soap opera-style script - "That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz" - to stating the obvious: "Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!"

dr.bollocko

I certainly cant wait for mine to get here.

AnonoBoy

Well it looks like I've created another internet viral sensation.

*dusts off hands*

My work here is done.......

quoteunquote

The reviews on How to Live With a Huge Penis are just as informative.

I TRIED doing porn once and accidentally smashed the camera when I was fully aroused and turned around too quickly.

...I also gave my leading lady a concussion, broke a window in the next room, and, well, impregnated 3 different women in a 5 block radius. It was a little mortifying.

People always say it's a blessing. Well, I'm not seeing it. When you have to lug around a wang that weighs more than a full grown Great Dane, then you can talk to me.

And, no, I didn't type this using my fingers. I CANNOT do that.

Carroller

I want some Tuscan Whole Milk.

m3llowship

That is truley one of the funniest ****ing things I have ever seen.....

ibarelycare

I wonder did this guy get lucky with the power of the t-shirt