Most Awesome T-Shirt Ever

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AlmightyCushion

This is epic. It's a pity I can't thank you 10 times.

*buys wolf tshirt*

AlmightyCushion

Moved to After Hours and stickied simply because every one needs to see the sheer awesomeness of this t-shirt.

bronte

I'm getting one for every boy I know.

"15 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
This Is The Shirt That Changes Everything We Know..., May 19, 2009
By Scrooge (Cygnus X1) - See all my reviews

Before I bought this shirt I was just a skinny little runt who people used to spit on...and occasionally, dump logs on. I came home one night crying my eyes out. My dad told me to grow up and wipe the poop out of my hair. I ran upstairs and slammed the door as hard as I could...it barely made a whisper.
After I cleaned the dump out of my hair and went into my room to go to sleep. As I was lying there I kept hearing this faint sound..almost like the howl of a magnificent wolf. I dismissed it though, as I knew that was impossible. The sound persisted though, and between that and the full moon, it was impossible to go to sleep. Suffering from the insomnia I went over to my computer...it was already powered on..and low and behold, this is where the howling was coming from. As I powered the monitor on..it went from black to glowing a luminescence so beautiful I diarrhea'd myself. There it was...in all its glory...was THIS SHIRT! Somehow, my computer was on Amazon.com and this shirt was staring me right in the face. I knew I had to buy it.
It only took 5.3 seconds for the shirt to arrive. I couldn't believe it. The UPS guy was a mysterious looking fellow..rather hairy and appeared to have sharp teeth. He smiled and winked at me as he handed me the shirt.
Back in my room, I slowly put the shirt on. The shirt was too big...until...my pecs started to grow, my arms became flesh cannons, my neck was like a tree trunk...and I had to buy bigger underwear.
When I wore this shirt in public the first time, it was amazing. Everywhere I would go all conversation would stop and people would just bow to me. Hot girls would swarm me...the ugly ones magically knew to stay away. And then...I ran into the kid who dumped in my hair the day before....he quickly bowed to me too..but that wasn't good enough...I told him to "look at the wolves" as he did, he immediately fell to the ground. While he was down, I took a 14 minute diahrea on his head....as I was doing this, all the wolves on my shirt howled with glee....
This shirt really does have a magic about it...Get one now before they are all gone!
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Basq

Amazing!

You know the only thing that would make that shirt better?




.. 4 wolves!

phasers

Do you think I can get laid if I buy this sweet shirt?

galwayrush

Excellent.:cool:

Gazza22

phasers wrote: »

Do you think I can get laid if I buy this sweet shirt?

It will be the shirt getting laid

My name is URL

Even the 1 star reviews are great.

"After reading the reviews i ordered a dozen of these hoping to either bring my wife back from the dead or at the very least meet the wolf god who took her."

Keano

phasers wrote: »

Do you think I can get laid if I buy this sweet shirt?

Of course... you can get laid everyday of the week with one of those t-shirts :pac:

speedboatchase

Already organising a night out with my mates in a different wolf t-shirt each, the more tie dye the better. "The Lone Wolves" we shall be

acer911

[HTML]Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. [/HTML]

Haha, i want one...

Keano

speedboatchase wrote: »

Already organising a night out with my mates in a different wolf t-shirt each, the more tie dye the better. "The Lone Wolves" we shall be

OP what way to mark yout 5000th post with the post of the year!! Kudos

AlmightyCushion

phasers wrote: »

Do you think I can get laid if I buy this sweet shirt?

No. If you buy this t-shirt you won't ever get laid again. This t shirt will turn you into such a sex beast that no words will be ever able to describe the sex you'll be having. Your erection will be so powerful that lights in the room will dim whenever you get one. Embrace the power of the wolf.

Edit: Since I can't thank that post 10 times I decided to go through your last 10 posts and thank them as well. I imagine that once I get my wolf shirt I will be able to thank your post as much as I like.

Diabhal Beag

An AC/DC t-shirt would be just as ineffectual

phasers

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

No. If you buy this t-shirt you won't ever get laid again. This t shirt will turn you into such a sex beast that no words will be ever able to describe the sex you'll be having. Your erection will be so powerful that lights in the room will dim whenever you get one. Embrace the power of the wolf.

Would teaming it with this be overkill?

acer911

Little Shyte wrote: »

An AC/DC t-shirt would be just as ineffectual

Ineffectual???

Blasphemy, blasphemy, i declare this blasphemy, Mods. i demand banishment post haste....

Jet Black

Sex panther works 60% of the time, But the wolf t-shirt you guessed it, 110% of the time

lisajane

Eh, what is so magical about these t-shirts? Is it a joke or something? I love those type of t-shirts and ordered a couple of them last year of the internet but not the wolf one. I forgot which website i got it from. I have one t-shirt with a tiger and another with a cat and nothing happened. Ah sure, im off to buy it anyway.

gar120

i just ordered my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes along with a pair of Zubaz Pants:cool:

phasers

lisajane wrote: »

Eh, what is so magical about these t-shirts? Is it a joke or something? I love those type of t-shirts and ordered a couple of them last year of the internet but not the wolf one. I forgot which website i got it from. I have one t-shirt with a tiger and another with a cat and nothing happened. Ah sure, im off to buy it anyway.

You're a girl. The wolf God doesn't help girls.

speedboatchase

Regarding my Lone Wolves night out, any help over at Fashion and Appearence would go swimmingly...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=60319451#post60319451

GalwayKiefer

"So anyway, the FedEx guy pulls up, dumps the steel crate into the street and drives off screaming, and I with my blowtorch open me up some wolves."

I've never actually written lol on this before but I'm in stitches reading the reviews :pac::D:pac:

Wonder can I get two express shipped over.... One for lounging and one for when I'm hunting....

My name is URL

lisajane wrote: »

Eh, what is so magical about these t-shirts? Is it a joke or something? I love those type of t-shirts and ordered a couple of them last year of the internet but not the wolf one. I forgot which website i got it from. I have one t-shirt with a tiger and another with a cat and nothing happened. Ah sure, im off to buy it anyway.

Are you sure you're ready for one..? I mean tigers and cats are one thing but Wolves ...!!

6th

phasers wrote: »

Would teaming it with this be overkill?

but none of them are howling ... and where is the moon? ... I dont get it?

speedboatchase

lisajane wrote: »

Eh, what is so magical about these t-shirts? Is it a joke or something? I love those type of t-shirts and ordered a couple of them last year of the internet but not the wolf one. I forgot which website i got it from. I have one t-shirt with a tiger and another with a cat and nothing happened. Ah sure, im off to buy it anyway.

Tigers don't possess the unpredicatable native american powers of majestic wolves, that's probably why the t-shirt doesn't respond (yet?)

phasers

6th wrote: »

but none of them are howling ... and where is the moon? ... I dont get it?

I thought it would show the ladies my gentle side, until I unleash the beast that dwells within

Saibh

Wonder how many will be wearing this t-shirt on the night of AH beers?

missingtime

I got the 3 wolves shirt hoping I would be indowed with super wolf powers and that did NOT happend. But I was able to lick my own scrotum like a wolf, so that was cool. Now i don't even need the seductive powers of a wolf shirt.

Pros: wolf-like flexibility
Cons: mouthwash is expensive


ha ha ha ha

Mr. Gruff

I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie.

I NEED one of these shirts, At the moment I'm wearing a single, lone wolf shirt (why do I even bother?) and life already gets immeasurably better when I put it on, but a whole 200% better with three wolves? Fetch me my credit card!

AlmightyCushion

I actually want to buy this tshirt for the laugh. Amazon.com want $18 for shipping though. Can anyone find it cheaper elsewhere.

speedboatchase

I'm worried about any additional charges if I book this t-shirt, I mean I understand that you pay by the wolf x moon ratio, but THREE wolves, HOWLING at one moon :eek:

Almighty - try amazon.co.uk

phasers

http://cgi.ebay.ie/liquid-blue-wolf-moon-t-shirt_W0QQitemZ230341074355QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090505?IMSfp=TL090505127001r600#ebayphotohosting


11 euro

GOGOGO

KTRIC

phasers wrote: »

http://cgi.ebay.ie/liquid-blue-wolf-moon-t-shirt_W0QQitemZ230341074355QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090505?IMSfp=TL090505127001r600#ebayphotohosting


11 euro

GOGOGO

7 wolves !!!

I dont think anyone could pull that off

Tar.Aldarion

It's impressive that reviews make me want to buy one.

phasers

KTRIC wrote: »

7 wolves !!!

I dont think anyone could pull that off

speak for yourself lady

AlmightyCushion

speedboatchase wrote: »

I'm worried about any additional charges if I book this t-shirt, I mean I understand that you pay by the wolf x moon ratio, but THREE wolves, HOWLING at one moon :eek:

Almighty - try amazon.co.uk

Tried them, can't see it there.

phasers wrote: »

http://cgi.ebay.ie/liquid-blue-wolf-moon-t-shirt_W0QQitemZ230341074355QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090505?IMSfp=TL090505127001r600#ebayphotohosting


11 euro

GOGOGO

Not the same t-shirt. There are some on ebay but it works out about the same as amazon with shipping.

Basq

phasers wrote: »

http://cgi.ebay.ie/liquid-blue-wolf-moon-t-shirt_W0QQitemZ230341074355QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090505?IMSfp=TL090505127001r600#ebayphotohosting


11 euro

GOGOGO

Stop linking to my Ebay auctions...




.. I'm ashamed to say I tried to wear this but the 7 wolves over-powered me and I killed a man.. and by man, I mean a bear.. and by bear, I mean a bear rug.. and by bear rug, I mean more of a throw.. and by throw, I mean a small child.

I'm so ashamed... took me ages to get the child's blood out of my T-shirt! :mad:

lisajane

I got couple of them last year on animalteez.com . Im now off to get myself some wolves.

4zn76tysfajdxp

"Though I generally consider myself to be of above average masculinity, I proved to be unworthy of wearing this shirt. As many of you have noted, this shirt does have some special powers. However, the powers you have been enjoying (or lamenting) are not a result, but rather a side effect of the true purpose of the shirt. The shirt actually represents a challenge to the Wolf God. Under specific circumstances the shirt unleashes the challenge and calls a mighty thunderstorm driven forth from some vast transcendent reality incomprehensible to most mortals. Upon the greatest thunder cloud rides the Wolf God Fenrisúlfr, flanked by Sköll and Hati Hróðvitn (these are the three shown on the shirt).

As far as the specific set of circumstances that initiated this challenge, I must admit ignorance. I certainly was not doing anything that is out of the ordinary. I was perched atop my trailer enjoying a post-coital menthol cig when REO Speedwagon's Riding the Storm Out came on my Walkman. Predictably, the moon was full and I was wearing my brand new wolf shirt. Though all of my actions described hitherto are practically quotidian for men of my quality, I will say that something did seem slightly out of the ordinary. As I dismounted the metallic roof to my home, leaving my sister alone to ponder what exactly I meant by "benign rash", a great gust of wind nearly pulled me from my feet. Though such winds normally indicate the approach of yet another tornado, I was not afraid, I knew my wolf shirt protected me from such petty threats. I then heard a siren. At first I thought that it bellowed a warning of the approaching storm, but then I realized that it was actually the opening to a live version of Riding the Storm Out. The sound came from the nebulous mass of thunderclouds approaching with unnatural swiftness.

Seated atop these clouds were the three Wolf Gods whom I had accidentally summoned. Fenrisúlfr spoke to me in a voice that was half roar half echo and said that my challenge was accepted. All three howled in unison and I found myself joining in. I don't remember anything after that. I woke up and realized I was naked, alone and covered with the blood of infants. Now I spend my life wandering aimlessly, adrift in an incomprehensible sea of internal anguish and palpable existential angst. There is a hole in my heart that can not be filled with any amount of methamphetamine (believe me I have tried), and the mocking reality that is my desire for my lost shirt will haunt me till my dying day.

So I caution you friends, do not wear the shirt unless you intend to face Fenrisúlfr and can endure the torment, the walking death that is life without the shirt."

Holy shit, this is genius.

KTRIC

http://www.animalteez.com/product_info.php?products_id=2206

The world is not ready for this :eek:

orestes

That could quite possibly be the most ingenius piece of marketing ever

phasers

That animal tshirt website has a Barack Obama section.


... Does this mean he could be the Wolf God?

mayordenis

http://linkognito.com/content/2008/10/31/wolf.jpg

AlmightyCushion

KTRIC wrote: »

http://www.animalteez.com/product_info.php?products_id=2206

The world is not ready for this :eek:

Holy shít, there's about twenty wolves on that t-shirt.

Basq

Not a coincidence!

KTRIC

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Holy shít, there's about twenty wolves on that t-shirt.

Didn't think you had the nuts to open that link

celticwe

Was this not in step brothers with Will Ferrell and the lamp

Basq

celticwe wrote: »

Was this not in step brothers with Will Ferrell and the lamp

Indeed.. well, a lamp was in a deleted scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn46nxqxB9I

EDIT: Instant erection material!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhmOpKN-qrY

Tar.Aldarion

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Holy shít, there's about twenty wolves on that t-shirt.

I want a tshirt that is a collage of pictures of wolves making those wolves. ^^

mayordenis

basquille wrote: »

Not a coincidence!

I want the Sea Cows t-shirt