Max Clifford is a c*nt

Jigsaw

Does anyone else think this? He is like a fly round sh1te. As soon as anything allegedly newsworthy happens to someone he is right in there seeking to represent them and claim his fee. I hope he dies soon. He is an complete and utter hoor of hell.

Should anyone disagree I will happily provide examples but I decided not to do so for now as his cu*tishness should be well known by now.

CHD

Examples please

D.Q

Hes the next step in the evolution process.

Our culture of vicarious living, and vulture like obsession with celebrity culture has spawned this disgusting c*nt.

We can just live with it now. Ironically the cycle will work around and soon enough he will be a big enough celebrity to have some other disgusting excuse representing him.

jimmycrackcorm

Are you sure you aren't getting mixed up with Clifford the big red dog?

netwhizkid

Is this the guy who plastered Jade Goody's death all over the media?

deadhead13

Freddie Starr ate my hamster.

Jigsaw

CHD wrote: »

Examples please

All that Jade sh1te, there was a protestor at the G20 riots who got a slap that she deserved most probably and he is right in there sniffing out the auld scandal. If you want me to really research tonight it's not gonna happen as I need to go to bed but there is no doubt that he's a c*nt.

I just get the impression that he would grease up to your hospital bed if something happened to you and say (Laaahndaaahn accent) "there's money to be made here my lovely, let's make hay while the sun shines".

bronte

Aye, he's a fcuker alright.

Jigsaw

netwhizkid wrote: »

Is this the guy who plastered Jade Goody's death all over the media?

Yes. I am ****e at the internet. If I wasn't I could post Youtube clips of the crap he spouts. If this thread gets legs I will post plenty tomorrow. Anyone who ****s up or dies gets covered by him, as long as they're in the public eye and he can command a fee.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

CHD wrote: »

Examples please

netwhizkid wrote: »

Is this the guy who plastered Jade Goody's death all over the media?

And basic promotion of all that is wrong with the superficial world

D.Q

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

And basic promotion of all that is wrong with the superficial world

fixed

Highsider

Who is Max Clifford?

ynotdu

Max Clifford is what it says on the tin and he does what he does very well,usually people turn to him!yes he is a charmer and good on tv.he also has turned down plenty who might have made him money(possibly because he might have got drawn into legal proceedings?who knows?)none of us can read into another persons soul to be sure of their motives but to call him a cnut without evidence up front seems to me unfair.

I have no doubt he is hardnosed and shrewd however putting my hand out to be slapped i think he treated Jade as more than just a buisness venture,i detected compassion and genuine warmth towards her& like i said Jade chose him.

He is already a multimilionare,he can pick and choose his clients.

even if the man has not got a genuine bone in his body nobody but him could have negotiated deals so well&so quickly as he did that have left Jades children with about 3 million for their future as well as highlighting the need for cervical cancer screening to women.

Caoimhín

Who?

ynotdu

Caoimhín wrote: »

Who?

google it

or may,be ya dont know google either?

BaZmO*

The documentary that Louis Theroux done on him was very interesting. Basically it showed that Clifford helps his "clients" by doing deals with the tabloids. Essentially he'll give the papers dirt on someone else in return for not running potentially damaging stories on his clients. So yeah, he's a bit of a cnut alright.
Didn't come off very likable in the documentary either, and his recent defending of "Dr." Gillian Keith's medical credentials was downright aggressive and just showed him in his true light.

Mr.Lizard

He's alright. It's the people who buy his wares who you should be worried about.

Caoimhín

ynotdu wrote: »

google it

or may,be ya dont know google either?

I know how to spell maybe.

And i dont look up everything i read on boards, especially if the word c**t is in the title.

ibarelycare

He's the best PR guy in the business. He's great at his job. But yes, he's a bit of a c*nt.

FlutterinBantam

As was said before,he just gives a certain stratus of people what they want.

He is not a very rich and influential man, because a certain stratus of people don't like what he sells.

I would be a lot more worried about a generation that holds up as role models talentless,uneducated,motor mouthed chavs, and gives them, and their promoters and 'handlers', the wherewithal to live in luxury .

ynotdu

Caoimhín wrote: »

I know how to spell maybe.

And i dont look up everything i read on boards, especially if the word c**t is in the title.

i see you got two thanks for your "who" post,congratulations!
I already said what i thought about calling him a cnut.
what i dont understand is why people here get a thank you for being proud of their ignorance?

I interpreted your "who" as sarcasm if you did not mean it in that spirit i apologise.

Hephaestus

netwhizkid wrote: »

Is this the guy who plastered Jade Goody's death all over the media?

Max Clifford was actually diagnosed with cancer back in 2008 so I'd find it hard to believe that his actions were anything but sincere in relation to Jade Goody's death!

*Tripper*

DieselQueen wrote: »

Ironically the cycle will work around and soon enough he will be a big enough celebrity to have some other disgusting excuse representing him.

No it won't.

m@cc@

Hephaestus wrote: »

Max Clifford was actually diagnosed with cancer back in 2008 so I'd find it hard to believe that his actions were anything but sincere in relation to Jade Goody's death!

The 200k fee would also have motivated, I'd say.

Joey the lips

No he is not, he is clever, His is the tabloid version of a news paper, Read by loads hated by many but every now and again comes up with a page 3

Simular hated people, Michael O Leary, Simon Cowel, Peggy Mitchel!

Yes we hate thm but every now and again they give us a laugh!

Hephaestus

m@cc@ wrote: »

The 200k fee would also have motivated, I'd say.

Linky? Source?

Degsy

Who's that bloke with the red mohican who is also a publicist?
I quite like him after he told that cnunt Jodie Marsh to sling her hook with her bogus wedding.

Turd Ferguson

Max Clifford is the lowest form of scum out there. Sure he makes a load of money but his clients are just media hungry whores who he helps to cling on to there 15 minutes of fame by getting them plastered all over the news and the papers. People like Kerry Katona and the late Jade Goody have no talent are offer nothing to anyone, yet thanks to Mr Clifford they are constantly and consistantly getting media coverage over any old shyte. Not only that but he has ruined the lives of many people by making up crap and giving the "dirt" to newspapers and mags just to keep his own clients happy. I really hope he gets whats coming to him for being such a cunt


/rant

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Joey the lips wrote: »

No he is not, he is clever, His is the tabloid version of a news paper, Read by loads hated by many but every now and again comes up with a page 3

Simular hated people, Michael O Leary, Simon Cowel, Peggy Mitchel!

Yes we hate thm but every now and again they give us a laugh!

... but all of those people are selfish, greedy fvckwits who couldn't give a flying eff about other people and would quiet happilt abuse them if it suits their means.

Hitler was clever too, remember.

Yes, yes, yes, I know, Godwin's law yada yada yada....

BaZmO*

Degsy wrote: »

Who's that bloke with the red mohican who is also a publicist?
I quite like him after he told that cnunt Jodie Marsh to sling her hook with her bogus wedding.

His name is Darryn Lyons but he's not a publicist afaik, he's the boss of Big Pictures which is one of the biggest, if not the biggest, Celebrity Photo Agency.

There is a certain charm about him I suppose, well as much as an Australian could have.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Degsy wrote: »

Who's that bloke with the red mohican who is also a publicist?
I quite like him after he told that cnunt Jodie Marsh to sling her hook with her bogus wedding.

Sounds like a publciity stunt more than anything.

Agamemnon

ynotdu wrote: »

none of us can read into another persons soul to be sure of their motives but to call him a cnut without evidence up front seems to me unfair.

I can read into another person's soul and I've spent the morning peering into Max Clifford's. His soul is a hellish, howling void of Stygian darkness, punctuated by the occasional blistering firestorm of avarice. He's a cunt all right.

Latchy

He is no differernt to many others out there , like footballers agents .

He is just another buisnessman out to cream a living of celebritys .

Fratton Fred

he bugs the **** out of me, but I still think he is a genius at what he does.

There are loads of people doing the same sort of thing, football agents, lawyers etc but Max Clifford is just better known.

Look at the guy who claimed compensation from a hospital for telling him to put his camera down whilst the mid wife carried out an emergency procedure on his new born child, how is the lawyer who represented him any better?

Mossy Monk

He is a disease. I hate him and all he stands for. He is a cunt

Turd Ferguson

Fratton Fred wrote: »

he bugs the **** out of me, but I still think he is a genius at what he does.

There are loads of people doing the same sort of thing, football agents, lawyers etc but Max Clifford is just better known.

Look at the guy who claimed compensation from a hospital for telling him to put his camera down whilst the mid wife carried out an emergency procedure on his new born child, how is the lawyer who represented him any better?

We're not saying he is any better. He is also a cunt...the thing is he one has this one case that is high profile where as Max Clifford has done this type of crap dozens of times

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Fratton Fred wrote: »

he bugs the **** out of me, but I still think he is a genius at what he does.

There are loads of people doing the same sort of thing, football agents, lawyers etc but Max Clifford is just better known.

Look at the guy who claimed compensation from a hospital for telling him to put his camera down whilst the mid wife carried out an emergency procedure on his new born child, how is the lawyer who represented him any better?

I though that was Clifford again?

m@cc@

Fratton Fred wrote: »

There are loads of people doing the same sort of thing, football agents, lawyers etc but Max Clifford is just better known.

Max Clifford does remind me of Lionel Hutz, you can imagine him chasing an ambulance.

ynotdu

Agamemnon wrote: »

I can read into another person's soul and I've spent the morning peering into Max Clifford's. His soul is a hellish, howling void of Stygian darkness, punctuated by the occasional blistering firestorm of avarice. He's a cunt all right.

ah sure all Corkmen can see through other people,s souls(cute hoors)

I wonder if Max is of Cork descent boy?

Hydroquinone

Ah, don't you love the smell of begrudgery in the afternoon?

Clifford is a millionaire because he's good at what he does and the people who want to use him have to pay him top dollar.
There would be no need for Max Clifford if the general public were not quite so loony tunes obsessed by celebrities. So, really, it's us who've made it possible for Clifford to be a millionaire.
Well done us.

ynotdu

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

... but all of those people are selfish, greedy fvckwits who couldn't give a flying eff about other people and would quiet happilt abuse them if it suits their means.

Hitler was clever too, remember.

Yes, yes, yes, I know, Godwin's law yada yada yada....

Hitler was clever too???????

a guy who,s first name is Max might not think so i think:mad:

Mossy Monk

Hydroquinone wrote: »

Ah, don't you love the smell of begrudgery in the afternoon?

Because I don't like someone it is purely because of begrudgery? Give it a rest.

Degsy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Sounds like a publciity stunt more than anything.

Nah,her sham wedding was meant to be a publicity stunt.
He more or less told her that he couldnt generate any interest from anybody in such a tacky venture.
Once the MTV show aired she pretty much never worked again,the obnoxious whore.

JP Liz

I bet his business card is given out to all BB contestants

BaZmO*

JP Liz wrote: »

I bet his business card is given out to all BB contestants

I'd say that he doesn't need to seek out clients, more like they seek him out.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hydroquinone wrote: »

Ah, don't you love the smell of begrudgery in the afternoon?

Clifford is a millionaire because he's good at what he does and the people who want to use him have to pay him top dollar.
There would be no need for Max Clifford if the general public were not quite so loony tunes obsessed by celebrities. So, really, it's us who've made it possible for Clifford to be a millionaire.
Well done us.

Ah, now the mistake you're making there is in thnking we all eqate success with money. Conning would be celebrities is not really difficult, but it does require you to put your morals on hold.

Agree with you about the public. First we hired the church keeping is blissfully ignorant now we pay tabloids to do it.

ynotdu wrote: »

Hitler was clever too???????

a guy who,s first name is Max might not think so i think:mad:

You think Hitler was stupid?

ynotdu

IKKY POO 2 dont even try to be clevor about hitler.

Hint:MAX is not a christian name.

Turd Ferguson

ynotdu wrote: »

IKKY POO 2 dont even try to be clevor about hitler.

Hint:MAX is not a christian name.

Is it just me or does that post make no sense whatsoever

Amalgam

He's not a thick c*nt, or a poor one.

The people he 'manages' often get very good and clear advise from him, get the money, put it away for a rainy day.. He can't help it if they're keen to go off and hang themselves with their own stupidity.

ynotdu

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is it just me or does that post make no sense whatsoever

apparently it is not just you that cannot understand that a non christian name might be a jewish one?

i,m just about to unsubscribe from this thread as its too disgusting to read or for words.
I should have listened to the poster who said avoid threads with ***** in the title.

Caoimhín

ynotdu wrote: »

apparently it is not just you that cannot understand that a non christian name might be a jewish one?

i,m just about to unsubscribe from this thread as its too disgusting to read or for words.
I should have listened to the poster who said avoid threads with ***** in the title.

Are you high/drunk?