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Max Clifford is a c*nt

Jigsaw

Does anyone else think this? He is like a fly round sh1te. As soon as anything allegedly newsworthy happens to someone he is right in there seeking to represent them and claim his fee. I hope he dies soon. He is an complete and utter hoor of hell.

Should anyone disagree I will happily provide examples but I decided not to do so for now as his cu*tishness should be well known by now.

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Agamemnon

ynotdu wrote: »

none of us can read into another persons soul to be sure of their motives but to call him a cnut without evidence up front seems to me unfair.

I can read into another person's soul and I've spent the morning peering into Max Clifford's. His soul is a hellish, howling void of Stygian darkness, punctuated by the occasional blistering firestorm of avarice. He's a cunt all right.

Latchy

He is no differernt to many others out there , like footballers agents .

He is just another buisnessman out to cream a living of celebritys .

Fratton Fred

he bugs the **** out of me, but I still think he is a genius at what he does.

There are loads of people doing the same sort of thing, football agents, lawyers etc but Max Clifford is just better known.

Look at the guy who claimed compensation from a hospital for telling him to put his camera down whilst the mid wife carried out an emergency procedure on his new born child, how is the lawyer who represented him any better?

Mossy Monk

He is a disease. I hate him and all he stands for. He is a cunt

Turd Ferguson

Fratton Fred wrote: »

he bugs the **** out of me, but I still think he is a genius at what he does.

There are loads of people doing the same sort of thing, football agents, lawyers etc but Max Clifford is just better known.

Look at the guy who claimed compensation from a hospital for telling him to put his camera down whilst the mid wife carried out an emergency procedure on his new born child, how is the lawyer who represented him any better?

We're not saying he is any better. He is also a cunt...the thing is he one has this one case that is high profile where as Max Clifford has done this type of crap dozens of times

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Fratton Fred wrote: »

he bugs the **** out of me, but I still think he is a genius at what he does.

There are loads of people doing the same sort of thing, football agents, lawyers etc but Max Clifford is just better known.

Look at the guy who claimed compensation from a hospital for telling him to put his camera down whilst the mid wife carried out an emergency procedure on his new born child, how is the lawyer who represented him any better?

I though that was Clifford again?

m@cc@

Fratton Fred wrote: »

There are loads of people doing the same sort of thing, football agents, lawyers etc but Max Clifford is just better known.

Max Clifford does remind me of Lionel Hutz, you can imagine him chasing an ambulance.

ynotdu

Agamemnon wrote: »

I can read into another person's soul and I've spent the morning peering into Max Clifford's. His soul is a hellish, howling void of Stygian darkness, punctuated by the occasional blistering firestorm of avarice. He's a cunt all right.

ah sure all Corkmen can see through other people,s souls(cute hoors)

I wonder if Max is of Cork descent boy?

Hydroquinone

Ah, don't you love the smell of begrudgery in the afternoon?

Clifford is a millionaire because he's good at what he does and the people who want to use him have to pay him top dollar.
There would be no need for Max Clifford if the general public were not quite so loony tunes obsessed by celebrities. So, really, it's us who've made it possible for Clifford to be a millionaire.
Well done us.

ynotdu

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

... but all of those people are selfish, greedy fvckwits who couldn't give a flying eff about other people and would quiet happilt abuse them if it suits their means.

Hitler was clever too, remember.

Yes, yes, yes, I know, Godwin's law yada yada yada....

Hitler was clever too???????

a guy who,s first name is Max might not think so i think:mad:

Mossy Monk

Hydroquinone wrote: »

Ah, don't you love the smell of begrudgery in the afternoon?

Because I don't like someone it is purely because of begrudgery? Give it a rest.

Degsy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Sounds like a publciity stunt more than anything.

Nah,her sham wedding was meant to be a publicity stunt.
He more or less told her that he couldnt generate any interest from anybody in such a tacky venture.
Once the MTV show aired she pretty much never worked again,the obnoxious whore.

JP Liz

I bet his business card is given out to all BB contestants

BaZmO*

JP Liz wrote: »

I bet his business card is given out to all BB contestants

I'd say that he doesn't need to seek out clients, more like they seek him out.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hydroquinone wrote: »

Ah, don't you love the smell of begrudgery in the afternoon?

Clifford is a millionaire because he's good at what he does and the people who want to use him have to pay him top dollar.
There would be no need for Max Clifford if the general public were not quite so loony tunes obsessed by celebrities. So, really, it's us who've made it possible for Clifford to be a millionaire.
Well done us.

Ah, now the mistake you're making there is in thnking we all eqate success with money. Conning would be celebrities is not really difficult, but it does require you to put your morals on hold.

Agree with you about the public. First we hired the church keeping is blissfully ignorant now we pay tabloids to do it.

ynotdu wrote: »

Hitler was clever too???????

a guy who,s first name is Max might not think so i think:mad:

You think Hitler was stupid?

ynotdu

IKKY POO 2 dont even try to be clevor about hitler.

Hint:MAX is not a christian name.

Turd Ferguson

ynotdu wrote: »

IKKY POO 2 dont even try to be clevor about hitler.

Hint:MAX is not a christian name.

Is it just me or does that post make no sense whatsoever

Amalgam

He's not a thick c*nt, or a poor one.

The people he 'manages' often get very good and clear advise from him, get the money, put it away for a rainy day.. He can't help it if they're keen to go off and hang themselves with their own stupidity.

ynotdu

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is it just me or does that post make no sense whatsoever

apparently it is not just you that cannot understand that a non christian name might be a jewish one?

i,m just about to unsubscribe from this thread as its too disgusting to read or for words.
I should have listened to the poster who said avoid threads with ***** in the title.

Caoimhín

ynotdu wrote: »

apparently it is not just you that cannot understand that a non christian name might be a jewish one?

i,m just about to unsubscribe from this thread as its too disgusting to read or for words.
I should have listened to the poster who said avoid threads with ***** in the title.

Are you high/drunk?

Ann22

He was Oj Simpson's Pr man too....saw him being interviewed insisting that Oj was innocent.

Turd Ferguson

ynotdu wrote: »

apparently it is not just you that cannot understand that a non christian name might be a jewish one?

i,m just about to unsubscribe from this thread as its too disgusting to read or for words.
I should have listened to the poster who said avoid threads with ***** in the title.

Thats probably best tbh. Anyone who thinks someone with a non christian name must be jewish and somehow related to Hitler shouldnt be on AH. Infact, if you feel that way maybe the internet isnt the best place for you.

Caoimhín

Thats mad Ted.

Sofiztikated

Is he a publicist? Yes.
Is he a good one? Yes.
One of the best? Yes.
Do I agree with his choices? Not really.

He's like any sales person. Only he happens to be peddling celebrity.

He is a millionaire because he is great at what he does. He gives us what we want, all the while ensuring his clients make money.

Its the "peoples" obsession with no name celebs, such as Jade, Kerry, and their ilk that give Max such status.

nedoo

Life is way to short for this, no?

BaZmO*

nedoo wrote: »

Life is way to short for this, no?

No

Life is the longest thing you'll ever do

Caoimhín

BaZmO* wrote: »

No

Life is the longest thing you'll ever do

Tats some deep stuff right there.

FlutterinBantam

Agamemnon wrote: »

I can read into another person's soul and I've spent the morning peering into Max Clifford's. His soul is a hellish, howling void of Stygian darkness, punctuated by the occasional blistering firestorm of avarice. He's a cunt all right.

Reading Virgil again are we:rolleyes:

FlutterinBantam

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Is he a publicist? Yes.
Is he a good one? Yes.
One of the best? Yes.
Do I agree with his choices? Not really.

He's like any sales person. Only he happens to be peddling celebrity.

He is a millionaire because he is great at what he does. He gives us what we want, all the while ensuring his clients make money.

Its the "peoples" obsession with no name celebs, such as Jade, Kerry, and their ilk that give Max such status.

You are Brendan Drumm ???

Right!!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is it just me or does that post make no sense whatsoever

I'm glad you posted this, I was beginning to wonderm myself.