Max Clifford is a c*nt

Jigsaw · 21-04-2009 02:02AM #1

Does anyone else think this? He is like a fly round sh1te. As soon as anything allegedly newsworthy happens to someone he is right in there seeking to represent them and claim his fee. I hope he dies soon. He is an complete and utter hoor of hell.

Should anyone disagree I will happily provide examples but I decided not to do so for now as his cu*tishness should be well known by now.

CHD · 21-04-2009 02:03AM

Examples please

D.Q · 21-04-2009 02:07AM

Hes the next step in the evolution process.

Our culture of vicarious living, and vulture like obsession with celebrity culture has spawned this disgusting c*nt.

We can just live with it now. Ironically the cycle will work around and soon enough he will be a big enough celebrity to have some other disgusting excuse representing him.

jimmycrackcorm · 21-04-2009 02:08AM

Are you sure you aren't getting mixed up with Clifford the big red dog?

netwhizkid · 21-04-2009 02:09AM

Is this the guy who plastered Jade Goody's death all over the media?

deadhead13 · 21-04-2009 02:10AM

Freddie Starr ate my hamster.

Jigsaw · 21-04-2009 02:10AM

CHD wrote: »

Examples please

All that Jade sh1te, there was a protestor at the G20 riots who got a slap that she deserved most probably and he is right in there sniffing out the auld scandal. If you want me to really research tonight it's not gonna happen as I need to go to bed but there is no doubt that he's a c*nt.

I just get the impression that he would grease up to your hospital bed if something happened to you and say (Laaahndaaahn accent) "there's money to be made here my lovely, let's make hay while the sun shines".

bronte · 21-04-2009 02:13AM

Aye, he's a fcuker alright.

Jigsaw · 21-04-2009 02:15AM

netwhizkid wrote: »

Is this the guy who plastered Jade Goody's death all over the media?

Yes. I am ****e at the internet. If I wasn't I could post Youtube clips of the crap he spouts. If this thread gets legs I will post plenty tomorrow. Anyone who ****s up or dies gets covered by him, as long as they're in the public eye and he can command a fee.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 21-04-2009 02:29AM

CHD wrote: »

Examples please

netwhizkid wrote: »

Is this the guy who plastered Jade Goody's death all over the media?

And basic promotion of all that is wrong with the superficial world

D.Q · 21-04-2009 02:41AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

And basic promotion of all that is wrong with the superficial world

fixed

Highsider · 21-04-2009 08:00AM

Who is Max Clifford?

ynotdu · 21-04-2009 08:32AM

Max Clifford is what it says on the tin and he does what he does very well,usually people turn to him!yes he is a charmer and good on tv.he also has turned down plenty who might have made him money(possibly because he might have got drawn into legal proceedings?who knows?)none of us can read into another persons soul to be sure of their motives but to call him a cnut without evidence up front seems to me unfair.

I have no doubt he is hardnosed and shrewd however putting my hand out to be slapped i think he treated Jade as more than just a buisness venture,i detected compassion and genuine warmth towards her& like i said Jade chose him.

He is already a multimilionare,he can pick and choose his clients.

even if the man has not got a genuine bone in his body nobody but him could have negotiated deals so well&so quickly as he did that have left Jades children with about 3 million for their future as well as highlighting the need for cervical cancer screening to women.

Caoimhín · 21-04-2009 08:34AM

Who?

ynotdu · 21-04-2009 08:43AM

Caoimhín wrote: »

Who?

google it

or may,be ya dont know google either?

BaZmO* · 21-04-2009 08:53AM

The documentary that Louis Theroux done on him was very interesting. Basically it showed that Clifford helps his "clients" by doing deals with the tabloids. Essentially he'll give the papers dirt on someone else in return for not running potentially damaging stories on his clients. So yeah, he's a bit of a cnut alright.
Didn't come off very likable in the documentary either, and his recent defending of "Dr." Gillian Keith's medical credentials was downright aggressive and just showed him in his true light.

Mr.Lizard · 21-04-2009 09:18AM

He's alright. It's the people who buy his wares who you should be worried about.

Caoimhín · 21-04-2009 09:27AM

ynotdu wrote: »

google it

or may,be ya dont know google either?

I know how to spell maybe.

And i dont look up everything i read on boards, especially if the word c**t is in the title.

ibarelycare · 21-04-2009 09:33AM

He's the best PR guy in the business. He's great at his job. But yes, he's a bit of a c*nt.

FlutterinBantam · 21-04-2009 09:47AM

As was said before,he just gives a certain stratus of people what they want.

He is not a very rich and influential man, because a certain stratus of people don't like what he sells.

I would be a lot more worried about a generation that holds up as role models talentless,uneducated,motor mouthed chavs, and gives them, and their promoters and 'handlers', the wherewithal to live in luxury .

ynotdu · 21-04-2009 09:53AM

Caoimhín wrote: »

I know how to spell maybe.

And i dont look up everything i read on boards, especially if the word c**t is in the title.

i see you got two thanks for your "who" post,congratulations!
I already said what i thought about calling him a cnut.
what i dont understand is why people here get a thank you for being proud of their ignorance?

I interpreted your "who" as sarcasm if you did not mean it in that spirit i apologise.

Hephaestus · 21-04-2009 10:13AM

netwhizkid wrote: »

Is this the guy who plastered Jade Goody's death all over the media?

Max Clifford was actually diagnosed with cancer back in 2008 so I'd find it hard to believe that his actions were anything but sincere in relation to Jade Goody's death!

*Tripper* · 21-04-2009 10:15AM

DieselQueen wrote: »

Ironically the cycle will work around and soon enough he will be a big enough celebrity to have some other disgusting excuse representing him.

No it won't.

m@cc@ · 21-04-2009 10:16AM

Hephaestus wrote: »

Max Clifford was actually diagnosed with cancer back in 2008 so I'd find it hard to believe that his actions were anything but sincere in relation to Jade Goody's death!

The 200k fee would also have motivated, I'd say.

Joey the lips · 21-04-2009 10:17AM

No he is not, he is clever, His is the tabloid version of a news paper, Read by loads hated by many but every now and again comes up with a page 3

Simular hated people, Michael O Leary, Simon Cowel, Peggy Mitchel!

Yes we hate thm but every now and again they give us a laugh!

Hephaestus · 21-04-2009 10:28AM

m@cc@ wrote: »

The 200k fee would also have motivated, I'd say.

Linky? Source?

Degsy · 21-04-2009 11:56AM

Who's that bloke with the red mohican who is also a publicist?
I quite like him after he told that cnunt Jodie Marsh to sling her hook with her bogus wedding.

Turd Ferguson · 21-04-2009 12:04PM

Max Clifford is the lowest form of scum out there. Sure he makes a load of money but his clients are just media hungry whores who he helps to cling on to there 15 minutes of fame by getting them plastered all over the news and the papers. People like Kerry Katona and the late Jade Goody have no talent are offer nothing to anyone, yet thanks to Mr Clifford they are constantly and consistantly getting media coverage over any old shyte. Not only that but he has ruined the lives of many people by making up crap and giving the "dirt" to newspapers and mags just to keep his own clients happy. I really hope he gets whats coming to him for being such a cunt

/rant

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 21-04-2009 12:16PM

Joey the lips wrote: »

No he is not, he is clever, His is the tabloid version of a news paper, Read by loads hated by many but every now and again comes up with a page 3

Simular hated people, Michael O Leary, Simon Cowel, Peggy Mitchel!

Yes we hate thm but every now and again they give us a laugh!

... but all of those people are selfish, greedy fvckwits who couldn't give a flying eff about other people and would quiet happilt abuse them if it suits their means.

Hitler was clever too, remember.

Yes, yes, yes, I know, Godwin's law yada yada yada....

BaZmO* · 21-04-2009 12:18PM

Degsy wrote: »

Who's that bloke with the red mohican who is also a publicist?
I quite like him after he told that cnunt Jodie Marsh to sling her hook with her bogus wedding.

His name is Darryn Lyons but he's not a publicist afaik, he's the boss of Big Pictures which is one of the biggest, if not the biggest, Celebrity Photo Agency.

There is a certain charm about him I suppose, well as much as an Australian could have.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 21-04-2009 12:21PM

Degsy wrote: »

Who's that bloke with the red mohican who is also a publicist?
I quite like him after he told that cnunt Jodie Marsh to sling her hook with her bogus wedding.

Sounds like a publciity stunt more than anything.

Max Clifford is a c*nt

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