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Girls saying/doing stereotypical "girly" things

jonny oxford · 2009-01-23 08:19:43

Hiya I told my girlfriend recently that I was going to a football match. "Oh, who's playin?" she enquires. "Kildare and Meath" I reply. "Is that in the world cup?" she asks :eek: Anyone else got any good ones, not that I'm trying to promote sexism or anything, but some stories have to be shared! :rolleyes:

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#32 23-01-2009 10:36am
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#33 23-01-2009 10:37am
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Berty wrote: »

Jeez wimminz will ye ever stop.

This is AH. AH!!! It supposed to be tongue in cheek and taken with a pinch of salt.

not if the girl actually said that, at which I am still shocked!! thats brutal!

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#34 23-01-2009 10:37am
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Girls saying/doing stereotypical "girly" things =
Girls saying/doing stereotypical "stupid" things
Isn't it? Isn't it?

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#35 23-01-2009 10:38am
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#36 23-01-2009 10:38am
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jonny oxford wrote: »

It was that bastion of competitiveness that is the O Byrne cup:rolleyes:.

*Twirls pigtails*

Hehe, why would somebody wanna burn a cup?

*Girlish giggle*

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#37 23-01-2009 10:42am
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Berty wrote: »

Jeez wimminz will ye ever stop.

This is AH. AH!!! It supposed to be tongue in cheek and taken with a pinch of salt.

Just leveling out the field, if it were a woman posting a man bashing thread, the denizens of AH would be all over it like a flannel.

jonny oxford wrote: »

Well in a typical sexist/misogynistic view, yes ignorance of sport is girly.

This isn't a view I share by the way,
as I say posted in jest,

always in jest...

not a sexist I tell ya...

no misogyny here I swear!:D

So men likw Quazzie who are ignorant of sport are girly also?

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#38 23-01-2009 10:44am
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Mingey wrote: »

So men likw Quazzie who are ignorant of sport are girly also?

Oh Christ yeah, and gay... highly gay!:D

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#39 23-01-2009 10:44am
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Mingey wrote: »

Just leveling out the field, if it were a woman posting a man bashing thread, the denizens of AH would be all over it like a flannel.

Umm women have a women only forum. Which through my perusal of it every second thread has comments about men. :rolleyes:

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#40 23-01-2009 10:44am
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Was walking down the road with two mates.

One of mates spots a dead bird and goes: "Oh look, a dead bird"

My other friend,the girl, says : "Where?" and looks up into the sky.

We couldn't stop laughing at her for hours. :pac:

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#41 23-01-2009 10:45am
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midlandsmissus wrote: »

Just noticed your name there. big discworld fan? Did you see the advert for the documentary coming up on terry pratchett? its going to be about his alzheimers.

very big

haven't heard about that documentary, must look it up. you probably already know this but there's a discworld forum:
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=338

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#42 23-01-2009 10:46am
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Sam Vimes wrote: »

and i have no idea who lindsey armaou is

No, neither would I, but I would imagine B*witched were liked more by girls than boys, but it doesn't make you a stereotypical ignorant 'bloke' to not give a toss.

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#43 23-01-2009 10:47am
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Don't think this story makes the person stupid in any way, but it was still funny.
Boy A "Best mate was put down"
Girl A (me) "Aw that's a shame"
Girl B (very shocked) "Oh my god, sit down. are you ok? I'll get you some tea. What did he do? Like, why would they put him down???:eek:"
Boy A "Best mate is a horse! "

She thought he was talking about one of his friends! Funny really!

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#44 23-01-2009 10:48am
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Berty wrote: »

Umm women have a women only forum. Which through my perusal of it every second thread has comments about men. :rolleyes:

They do? if it's women only, then how come you have seen it?

Is AH men only?

For every thread in that forum that bashes men, there are 50 (or so) male posters there to defend their gender. Rightly so...

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#45 23-01-2009 10:49am
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Sandra Crashing Choke wrote: »

*Twirls pigtails*

Hehe, why would somebody wanna burn a cup?

*Girlish giggle*

hahaha ah good stuff

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#46 23-01-2009 10:49am
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Ex Homerun_homer got into a huff when watching Casino Royale and I made a non-sexist observation that Eva Green is easy on the eyes. What's to be jealous of? Like I was gonna bump into her some night and she would be up for running away with me.

Once had a chinese meal before heading away to ****** one year with 2 friends and one of their girlfriends (now ex thankfully). She was an absolute spanner and none of us could stand being around her. She had a sea food option and was eating away and said;
"I love sea food"
I joked "nah, can't stand it myself. I'll only eat Land food"
"Yeah I love Land food too.." and went on talking about her favourite "land food". Idiot.

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#47 23-01-2009 10:57am
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homerun_homer wrote: »

Ex Homerun_homer got into a huff when watching Casino Royal and I made a non-sexist observation that Eva Green is easy on the eyes. What's to be jealous of? Like I was gonna bump into her some night and she would be up for running away with me.

Once had a chinese meal before heading away to ****** one year with 2 friends and one of their girlfriends (now ex thankfully). She was an absolute spanner and none of us could stand being around her. She had a sea food option and was eating away and said;
"I love sea food"
I joked "nah, can't stand it myself. I'll only eat Land food"
"Yeah I love Land food too.." and went on talking about her favourite "land food". Idiot.

eva green is nice and all, but saying that in front of your girlfriend - why? I never tell my boyfriend who I think is gorgeous.

Just asking for trouble!!

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#48 23-01-2009 11:06am
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Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I spent a half hour one day with apples and oranges and footballs trying to explain it to her and I thought I did but she admitted two weeks after she was only pretending so I wouldn't feel bad about not explaining it right. :mad:

And... after you were done with the oranges and footballs she understood the off side rule?

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#49 23-01-2009 11:10am
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jonny oxford wrote: »

Hiya

I told my girlfriend recently that I was going to a football match.

"Oh, who's playin?" she enquires.

"Kildare and Meath" I reply.

"Is that in the world cup?" she asks :eek:

Anyone else got any good ones, not that I'm trying to promote sexism or anything, but some stories have to be shared! :rolleyes:

IN MY defence Jonny I simply miss heard u. Byrne World.. same sorta ring dont ya think girls??! :cool:

Any silly comments that fellas have said?

Here comes the girls......

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#50 23-01-2009 11:10am
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inforfun wrote: »

And... after you were done with the oranges and footballs she understood the off side rule?

Yea now if only I could manage that clasp on her damn bra we'd be sorted!

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#51 23-01-2009 11:11am
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foundry wrote: »

Here come on girls......

FYP:pac:

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#52 23-01-2009 11:16am
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foundry wrote: »

IN MY defence Jonny I simply miss heard u. Byrne World.. same sorta ring dont ya think girls??! :cool:

Any silly comments that fellas have said?

Here comes the girls......

I have a stupid man comment:

Girl: Do you wanna go to that Coldplay tribute band
Boy: Yes

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#53 23-01-2009 11:19am
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I have an embarrassing typical stupid girl comment of my own

Leah: Aww Babe Look, That car has like a rabbit hutch trailer thing on the back of his car, cruel ****ers!!
Mr.Leah: Lee, that's a generator. Come on, the van says "Frank's electrics on it!!"

Duhh!!

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#54 23-01-2009 11:19am
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jonny oxford wrote: »

I have a stupid man comment:

Girl: Do you wanna go to that Coldplay tribute band
Boy: Yes

Girl: Do you want your balls back?
Boy: No I trust them with you

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#55 23-01-2009 11:21am
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midlandsmissus wrote: »

eva green is nice and all, but saying that in front of your girlfriend - why? I never tell my boyfriend who I think is gorgeous.

Just asking for trouble!!

C'mon.. like you'd never ever say Brad Pitt or George Clooney or [insert whoever you fancy] is hot to your boyfriend?

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#56 23-01-2009 11:21am
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foundry wrote: »

IN MY defence Jonny I simply miss heard u. Byrne World.. same sorta ring dont ya think girls??! :cool:

Any silly comments that fellas have said?

Here comes the girls......

This boy at school thought boy babies couldnt be born in maternity hospitals as 'they were for women only'. I kid you not.

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#57 23-01-2009 11:22am
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homerun_homer wrote: »

Girl: Do you want your balls back?
Boy: No I trust them with you

Touché

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#58 23-01-2009 11:25am
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Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Yea now if only I could manage that clasp on her damn bra we'd be sorted!

Here you go

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#59 23-01-2009 11:28am
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homerun_homer wrote: »

C'mon.. like you'd never ever say Brad Pitt or George Clooney or [insert whoever you fancy] is hot to your boyfriend?

Nah I really wouldn't! I did say it to one guy in the past, who I wasnt even serious about, and he was really really pissed off! learned my lesson - no-one wants to hear about that!

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#60 23-01-2009 11:32am
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midlandsmissus wrote: »

Nah I really wouldn't! I did say it to one guy in the past, who I wasnt even serious about, and he was really really pissed off! learned my lesson - no-one wants to hear about that!

What What What!!!

Me and my Bf have the celebrity sex rule.

We have two celebrities each, who, if we ever meet and it's on the card we're allowed have sex with them!!

I have Caleb from Kings of Leon and Robert Pattinson.

He has Qwen Stefani and Eva Mendes (AS IF!)

but it gets us through sex well.

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#61 23-01-2009 11:35am
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midlandsmissus wrote: »

Nah I really wouldn't! I did say it to one guy in the past, who I wasnt even serious about, and he was really really pissed off! learned my lesson - no-one wants to hear about that!

What??!! :eek:
wow i point out hot guys in movies (and sometimes in real life but in an ott funny way) to my OH but then again i know what he finds hot in the ladies and have been known to point out hot girls to him both on and off screen!!

another girl mate of mine recently saw the janitor from scrubs wandering around dublin and i told her i had seen dr cox in ireland a couple of times and she goes...."wonder if he has family here...is Cox an irish name?"............i dunno if it is but i know its not his REAL name!!!

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