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My thoughts on Paris Hilton and Obama and their threesome with Curt Ville!!!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    amp isn't going to like this.

    Why ever not? It's rambling nonsense (or is it?) and I LOVE RAMBLING NONSENSE! :pac: (or do I?)


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I'd just to make it clear that I have no connection to this Adam Jevell character whatsoever. That is all.

    DeV.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I believe you.

    amp, weren't you at the Christmas beers?
    I was going to say hello, but I saw something shiny and then you were gone.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I like(d) the craziness you add(ed) to Boards now and again. Thanks for the post; I disagree with most of the subtly-serious bits, but it was entertainingly entertaining and provoked a thought or two. Perhaps even taught me a thing or two. The sentence which follows this may teach you a thing or two and also holds steadfast in the defence of dialup-era culture. It's spelled "its" when it's in the possessive and now by way of an example: "I like Boards and all its features!"

    Best of luck in ++time.

    Yes yes, but hey, did I get your you're, and my other grammar right? Please tell me where else I ****ed up.

    Also, Language is a tool, not a prison. Which is included in my post just so I can take it out and use it to make you think more. HA! I win!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    julep wrote: »
    I was going to say hello, but I saw something shiny and then you were gone.

    Did you remove your clothing next to it?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    DeVore wrote: »
    I'd just to make it clear that I have no connection to this Adam Jevell character whatsoever. That is all.

    DeV.

    See? If we were connected in any way, he would at least spell my name right (or did he?)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    amp wrote: »
    Yes yes, but hey, did I get your you're, and my other grammar right?
    Noes you got that wai wrong. But unlike its/it's, "you're" is longer than "your" so "I'm lazy!" can be a reasonable excuse.
    Also, Language is a tool, not a prison. Which is included in my post just so I can take it out and use it to make you think more. HA! I win!
    Touché, madame. Stick it to the Czechs!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    julep wrote: »
    I believe you.

    amp, weren't you at the Christmas beers?
    I was going to say hello, but I saw something shiny and then you were gone.

    I was at the Xmas beers? :eek:

    Well I was more like a batman back then. If ever we should be in the same venue again, please feel free to say hello to me, and that goes for anybody. I will not remember your name, or who the **** you are, but I will shake your hand and have a conversation with you.

    Please don't be offended if I don't know who the **** you are. I'm 34 years old and have met a staggeringly large amount of people. There just isn't enough room in my head to fit all the names in AND remember the lyrics to Rick Astleys cover of Smells like teens spirit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    omg its amp.... :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Noes you got that wai wrong. But unlike its/it's, "you're" is longer than "your" so "I'm lazy!" can be a reasonable excuse.
    .

    Cool, cool. You have brought me fresh data and helped me along the path. Double Gold Star for you my friend
    Touché, madame. Stick it to the Czechs!

    Oh I'd love to. But most of them seem to have boyfriends. CIAO CIAO!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 81,953 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    R0ot wrote: »
    omg its amp.... :pac:

    Or is it? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp




  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Overheal wrote: »
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    He was but then he didn't but now he is. :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Deja Vu eh?

    Yes, I resigned as a moderator, but I made it quite clear that I wasn't leaving. Now I am leaving, so it's not really Deja Vu. And you certainly couldn't have seen what I post before because even I didn't know what I was going to post.

    So biting, cynical and induced me into replying. Even though you are a cowardly idiot who hasn't got the balls to attack me to my face. And what's worse is that you've nothing to be afraid of. I'm all outta hate :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    As a poster of drivel, that was poor enough first post, I have to say.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    My head hurts now !!!!

    Cya Amp ya legend :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    As a poster of drivel, that was poor enough first post, I have to say.

    Why do you have to say? Just curious mind. No hostility intended. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    I want to know your dealer. The pot you were smoking when you started to write the last bit sounds epic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    amp wrote: »
    Deja Vu eh?

    Yes, I resigned as a moderator, but I made it quite clear that I wasn't leaving. Now I am leaving, so it's not really Deja Vu. And you certainly couldn't have seen what I post before because even I didn't know what I was going to post.

    So biting, cynical and induced me into replying. Even though you are a cowardly idiot who hasn't got the balls to attack me to my face. And what's worse is that you've nothing to be afraid of. I'm all outta hate :)

    That's my tag. I can assure you I have balls but I'm not going to attack your face with them. That's sexual assault and may even be against the charter.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    gandalf wrote: »
    My head hurts now !!!!

    Cya Amp ya legend :D

    Rock in Gandy me aul flower! Rock on mate! (capiche ;))


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    javaboy wrote: »
    That's my tag. I can assure you I have balls but I'm not going to attack your face with them. That's sexual assault and may even be against the charter.

    I don't think I mentioned putting them anywhere near my face, but bravo sir on your throwing away the crutches of thoughtless cliché and embracing creativity!

    Gold star!


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    amp wrote: »
    Rock in Gandy me aul flower! Rock on mate! (capiche ;))

    LOL I still smile when I remember bumping into ya at Break for the Border with the afro wig years ago :)

    GG Man :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    javaboy wrote: »
    That's sexual assault and may even be against the charter.

    I checked, it isn't.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    amp wrote: »
    Why do you have to say? Just curious mind. No hostility intended. :D

    As a fan of your Limerick thread, where you used to post advice to boardsies in quite a creative fashion in tCN, I have to/feel compelled to/am required to/fate forces me to say, that you could have done much better.

    This...your swan-song, could have dazzled.

    Instead it merely twinkled.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    gandalf wrote: »
    LOL I still smile when I remember bumping into ya at Break for the Border with the afro wig years ago :)

    GG Man :)

    Was I wearing the afro, or were you? Again, many brain cells have died since then...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Well I'm retiring for the night. Enjoy your new life Amp blah di blah di blah.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    amp wrote: »
    Was I wearing the afro, or were you? Again, many brain cells have died since then...

    You were and you wiped a lot of them out that night (it was a long time ago, feeling feckin old remembering it now!).


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    amp wrote: »
    I don't think I mentioned putting them anywhere near my face, but bravo sir on your throwing away the crutches of thoughtless cliché and embracing creativity!

    Gold star!

    Hey I just briefly glanced at the tags and saw "Paris Hilton ****s a dog" and presumed people were posting their favourite movies so I posted mine. Can I help it if I'm a massive Denzel Washington fan? He's so charming.:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    How moving disturbing OP



    (Think I could do with a holiday myself)


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