Challenge a Boardsie in aid of the SSF

Overheal

Terry wrote: »

I'll tell you what. I'll throw €50 into the pot for next year if you can go a whole year without reporting any criticism of America as "Racist".

Actually, make it €100.

javaboy wrote: »

I'll throw a €5 at Overheal's site/race card ban, whichever one takes off.

So far I have 105 euro from Terry and Javaboy for either a 1-Year Race-card ban or a 1-Month Siteban. Their choice. Longer if I get more donations.

Toto Wolfcastle

Right, I'll donate 100 of my hard earned euros if Tom Dunne, smashey and trout wear 3 coats of badly applied fake tan for a week. Head to toe.

Edit: And an extra 50 if Zaph does it too.

trout

janeybabe wrote: »

Right, I'll donate 100 of my hard earned euros if Tom Dunne, smashey and trout wear 3 coats of badly applied fake tan for a week. Head to toe.

Edit: And an extra 50 if Zaph does it too.

will you put the fakey bakey on with a sponge ?

Toto Wolfcastle

trout wrote: »

will you put the fakey bakey on with a sponge ?

Would Mrs. trout have a problem with that?

trout

janeybabe wrote: »

Would Mrs. trout have a problem with that?

Perhaps I wasn't clear ... will you be applying, with a sponge, the fakey bakey to Tom Dunne ? ... cos I would pay good money to see that. In fact, I'd match your offer.

Fake tan wouldn't work on me ... my scales are far too oily with omega3 and so forth

Toto Wolfcastle

trout wrote: »

Perhaps I wasn't clear ... will you be applying, with a sponge, the fakey bakey to Tom Dunne ? ... cos I would pay good money to see that. In fact, I'd match your offer.

Fake tan wouldn't work on me ... my scales are far too oily with omega3 and so forth

I'm disappointed now trout.



I'm not sure Tom Dunne would be too receptive to the idea of me applying fake tan to him with a sponge!

Zaph

Well another 100 from me might make him more receptive to the idea.

Toto Wolfcastle

Zaph wrote: »

Well another 100 from me might make him more receptive to the idea.

/awaits Tom's screams when he see this

Terry

janeybabe wrote: »

/awaits Tom's screams when he see this

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=58248614#post58248614

Toto Wolfcastle

Terry wrote: »

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=58248614#post58248614

/swoons

My hero!

javaboy

janeybabe wrote: »

/swoons

My hero!

Just wait til you see the photo of him naked. Dragan's going to have to stand well back to get the big erection in the frame.

Toto Wolfcastle

javaboy wrote: »

Just wait til you see the photo of him naked. Dragan's going to have to stand well back to get the big erection in the frame.

/faints

Oh...that is just....lovely!

Kintarō Hattori

OK just donated €20 towards Terry's challenge.

Tom Dunne

janeybabe wrote: »

I'm not sure Tom Dunne would be too receptive to the idea of me applying fake tan to him with a sponge!

Just make sure it is one of those soft sponges, I have sensitive skin.

I've always wanted to look like Homer Simpson. Or was it OJ Simpson? I dunno.

Right Terry, sent cash there. When are you gonna do it?

Terry

It'll be done before the 20th.
I'm going to get a friend to drive me into the city, park somewhere close by, wear my work clothes so that I can undress and dress again quickly and be gone before anyone calls the cops.

Steve

Myth wrote: »

Right Terry, sent cash there. When are you gonna do it?

How much did you send? Stick yourself on the list...
Not a bad haul so far..:)

SteveC............20 (paid)
themadchef......50 (paid)
daveharnett......20
Smellyirishman...20
javaboy...........10 (paid)
Deepsense........20 (paid)
Kintarō Hattori...20 (paid)
Myth................?? (paid)

total..............160++

Toto Wolfcastle

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Just make sure it is one of those soft sponges, I have sensitive skin.

I've always wanted to look like Homer Simpson. Or was it OJ Simpson? I dunno.

Oh I am so happy!

SteveC

SteveC wrote: »

How much did you send? Stick yourself on the list...
Not a bad haul so far..:)

SteveC............20 (paid)
themadchef......50 (paid)
daveharnett......20
Smellyirishman...20
javaboy...........10 (paid)
Deepsense........20 (paid)
Kintarō Hattori...20 (paid)
Myth................?? (paid)

total..............160++

Ah, ok. I put €100 down. Can we alert the papers to your presence Terry?

Terry

fúck no.

Toto Wolfcastle

Right, Tom Dunne is to be smeared with fake tan (3 coats, badly applied) and I will donate 100 euro as soon as I get the chance later.

I think this is a good cause, and others should support it!

javaboy

javaboy wrote: »

Ok sharpshooter you got a deal for €15. No puns for a week. The challenge starts at 10pm tonight and ends at 10pm on the 15th.

That leaves you one hour to get it all out of your system.

P.S. I'm going to be winding you up by posting puns and setting up obvious ones. And if I find out you're punning by proxy by PMing your puns to someone else to post on your behalf, I'll take €15 from the children. No re-regging either.

I'm sorry to report that sharpshooterH simply couldn't help herself and punned last night. Christmas is cancelled.

Steve

Myth wrote: »

Ah, ok. I put €100 down.

Thats very generous Myth..:)

SteveC............20 (paid)
themadchef......50 (paid)
daveharnett......20
Smellyirishman...20
javaboy...........10 (paid)
Deepsense........20 (paid)
Kintarō Hattori...20 (paid)
Myth...............100 (paid)

Total..............260

Keep them coming lads and lasses..!

Heisenberg.

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javaboy

The Scientist wrote: »

Also, javaboy, i've revoked my €10 pledge from your challenge and put it to Terrys. Sorry, but.... he's going to be naked on O'Connell st!

Fair enough. It's all going to the same place.

Besides who'd want a picture of me fully clothed when they can get a picture of Terry naked with a huge erection.*






*Yeah I know I used that joke a few posts ago but it's worth repeating.

4zn76tysfajdxp

javaboy wrote: »

I'm sorry to report that sharpshooterH simply couldn't help herself and punned last night. Christmas is cancelled.

I hope she's punished severely.

javaboy

Brooklynn Shrilling Slang wrote: »

I hope she's punished severely.

I've already told her to apologise to the sick children so I reckon she'll feel bad enough without additional punishment.

Pack your bags sharpshooter. You're going on a guilt trip. Muhahahaha!

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I might see if I can muster up another challenge to donate that €15. Maybe sharpy can redeem herself somehow.

4zn76tysfajdxp

javaboy wrote: »

Maybe sharpy can redeem herself somehow.

100 puns in one day?

Terry

janeybabe wrote: »

Right, Tom Dunne is to be smeared with fake tan (3 coats, badly applied) and I will donate 100 euro as soon as I get the chance later.

I think this is a good cause, and others should support it!

I second that. I'd love to see pics too.

javaboy wrote: »

I'm sorry to report that sharpshooterH simply couldn't help herself and punned last night. Christmas is cancelled.

Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and say she was drunk.

SteveC wrote: »

Thats very generous Myth..:)

SteveC............20 (paid)
themadchef......50 (paid)
daveharnett......20
Smellyirishman...20
javaboy...........10 (paid)
Deepsense........20 (paid)
Kintarō Hattori...20 (paid)
Myth...............100 (paid)

Total..............260

Keep them coming lads and lasses..!

Damn right it's generous.
Thanks to all who contributed. You know your money will be well spent.

The Scientist wrote: »

I've just voted Terry mod of the year! This is epic!
Also, javaboy, i've revoked my €10 pledge from your challenge and put it to Terrys. Sorry, but.... he's going to be naked on O'Connell st!


Also, Xavi, although you've a few days to go, i've just donated that €20. Fair play.

I don't think you should take anything away from javaboy.
I was joking when I first said I would do it and was hoping he'd pose naked.
Once again I have done something without thinking the through fully and now I have to get butt nekkid on the main thoroughfare of the capital city.

javaboy wrote: »

Fair enough. It's all going to the same place.

Besides who'd want a picture of me fully clothed when they can get a picture of Terry naked with a huge erection.*






*Yeah I know I used that joke a few posts ago but it's worth repeating.

Do it anyway.
There's still money to be made for donations.

Brooklynn Shrilling Slang wrote: »

100 puns in one day?

No. Please no.
Enough with the puns.

Keano

Throw me down for €10.

I am hoping that a few more will donate as tbh it seems like the same folks are giving all the time.