A glass of wine or a fruit based drink for the lady

rotinaj

My gf has recently taken to drinking a pint of the black stuff with a dash of blackcurrent of all things. Any suggestions on how to put a stop to this and to help return her to the more lady like drinks mentioned in the title..

Auvers

impregnate her that will put a halt to her gallop

Will

mojitoooooooooooooo! or strawberry daquiris

or get her so drunk that she can't stomach even the sight of it anymore

that or just let her drink whatever the hell she wants, 2008, not 1908 where women drinking was frowned upon.

robtri

what are you doing bring her to a pub!!!! don't you know her place is at home....... my god man, you let this happen and soon there will be riots in the street and women burning bra's, wanting equal rights.....

rotinaj

robtri wrote: »

what are you doing bring her to a pub!!!! don't you know her place is at home....... my god man, you let this happen and soon there will be riots in the street and women burning bra's, wanting equal rights.....

I have tried to leave her at home but when I suggested this I got the following reply and i quote '' If I cant come with you, then dont come home stinking of drink looking for s3x or I will snap it off'' She really is quite charming..

Imo thing started to go wrong when they were given a vote;)

robtri

d3mon24 wrote: »

I have tried to leave her at home but when I suggested this I got the following reply and i quote '' If I cant come with you, then dont come home stinking of drink looking for s3x or I will snap it off'' She really is quite charming..

Imo thing started to go wrong when they were given a vote;)

what you mean, "when they were given the vote" who the hell allowed that one...:rolleyes:

rotinaj

Auvers wrote: »

impregnate her that will put a halt to her gallop

I likes your thinking

rotinaj

robtri wrote: »

what you mean, "when they were given the vote" who the hell allowed that one...:rolleyes:

Im not sure, but a mob should be formed me thinks:mad:

Fratton Fred

I suggest ou just take the Al Murray approach "NO, NO, NO,".

My sister in law was drinking a pint whilst sat in the front row of an Al Murray show, he took it off her so she went and got another. He nearly burst a blood vessel with shear rage

robtri

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I suggest ou just take the Al Murray approach "NO, NO, NO,".

My sister in law was drinking a pint whilst sat in the front row of an Al Murray show, he took it off her so she went and got another. He nearly burst a blood vessel with shear rage

see look what happens when they are allowed out.... its just wrong I tell you, wrong.....:rolleyes:

rotinaj

BACK OFF BRUSSELS:mad::mad::mad:

dSTAR

Auvers wrote: »

impregnate her that will put a halt to her gallop

Thats what I was thinking.

Up the duff much?

stovelid

d3mon24 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to put a stop to this and to help return her to the more lady like drinks mentioned in the title..

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/cheesepus/buckfast.jpg

Bate it indaye.

ScumLord

Tell her it's making her fat.

rotinaj

ScumLord wrote: »

Tell her it's making her fat.

Last time I told her she was getting fat, she went on a diet. Not so bad you might think but she also refused to cook anything unhealthy for me for nearly 3weeks. Cant risk that again.

biko

Only buy her a glass of the stuff, pints are for real men *thumps chest*

6th

You sure its a woman?

rotinaj

We are heading out tonight so its time i put my foot down. I will post tomorrow if I manage to stop her. If I dont post. I have failed

Quazzie

d3mon24 wrote: »

We are heading out tonight so its time i put my foot down. I will post tomorrow if I manage to stop her. If I dont post. I have failed

... or are dead*. either way we'll assume she got her way


*possibly the worst grammar ever

Dudess

Reminds me of this thread in the Ladies Lounge (and no irony by the OP :eek:): http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237610

Curlypinkie

Buy her a chain, wrap it. Unwrap at home, wink twice and chain her to the kitchen sink.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Dudess wrote: »

Reminds me of this thread in the Ladies Lounge (and no irony by the OP :eek:): http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237610

Holy heck :eek:

I want a pint and a shot now

rotinaj

Curlypinkie wrote: »

Buy her a chain, wrap it. Unwrap at home, wink twice and chain her to the kitchen sink.

*Off to the hardware store I go*

Gummy Panda

Tell her the current reek of guinness lingering from her anus now prevents you from performing oral sex on her.

maybe that will stop her or she'll try to fart while sitting on your face from now on

dr.bollocko

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Tell her the current reek of guinness lingering from her anus now prevents you from performing oral sex on her.

maybe that will stop her or she'll try to fart while sitting on your face from now on

Sex.
You're doing it wrong.

Gummy Panda

or maybe you are.

some girls like the front to back tongue wipe... I've said too much

AlmightyCushion

Gummy Panda wrote: »

or maybe you are.

some girls like the front to back tongue wipe... I've said too much

Or not enough. Please, continue.

Redpunto

I know my OH farts like a hippo when hes had a load of guiness, that might cause her to lay off it a bit:D

Sharpshooter

I think its just as wrong for James Bond to order a Martini * shaken not stirred * .:p

So wrong....

jessbeth

Champagne should do the trick and that's very lady like :P

JangoFett

Well, what ya gotta do is step your drink up a bit

She's on Guinness, you need to drink tequila and nothing but.

jessbeth

JangoFett wrote: »

Well, what ya gotta do is step your drink up a bit

She's on Guinness, you need to drink tequila and nothing but.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

DublinWriter

d3mon24 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to put a stop to this and to help return her to the more lady like drinks mentioned in the title..

Yes, remind her the next time she goes for an hUimhber à do to be prepared for what we on de Northside of Dublin commonly refer to as "The Guinna Dump".

brianthebard

biko wrote: »

Only buy her a glass of the stuff, pints are for real men *thumps chest*

**** that, start buying jugs of beer for yourself op, make her pint glass look smaller by comparision. Dunnes have 1ltr cans of beer now....

dr.bollocko

brianthebard wrote: »

**** that, start buying jugs of beer for yourself op, make her pint glass look smaller by comparision. Dunnes have 1ltr cans of beer now....

Kaiserdom is great. Makes me feel like a mystical pixie in days of yore.
I hate living with Wiccans.

ScumLord

brianthebard wrote: »

**** that, start buying jugs of beer for yourself op, make her pint glass look smaller by comparision. Dunnes have 1ltr cans of beer now....

1ltr can! I don't know having half a liter of warm beer might not be good. Small cans are win.

dr.bollocko

brianthebard wrote: »

There's a room for rent in my apartment from next month, you can move in here.

Jaysus a fellow current Galway inhabitant.
Ah.
Imagine though. The competition for the internet connection.
The heads up on all those "important" AH threads.
Cans of Kaiserdom being thrown from across the room.

/lies back hugging the warmth of not getting bashed for where I live.

dr.bollocko

ScumLord wrote: »

1ltr can! I don't know having half a liter of warm beer might not be good. Small cans are win.

In this F***ing weather?
Im in the freezer right now just to keep warm.

brianthebard

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Jaysus a fellow current Galway inhabitant.
Ah.
Imagine though. The competition for the internet connection.
The heads up on all those "important" AH threads.
Cans of Kaiserdom being thrown from across the room.

/lies back hugging the warmth of not getting bashed for where I live.

Lolz just a thought. Interesting reaction though...

ScumLord wrote: »

1ltr can! I don't know having half a liter of warm beer might not be good. Small cans are win.

No good sir, I think you'll find its the beer that are win.

ScumLord

brianthebard wrote: »

No good sir, I think you'll find its the beer that are win.

That's a given but big can is European games win, small can is Olympic win.

ramjee_kapar

Start drinking martini's only when you are out with her, and of course you must hold your pinky up and call everyone "fabulous". Give her a taste of her own medicine.

Shmuck

Tell her she's making a scene. Only bull dykes drink pints.

CreepingDeath

Each time she drinks pints of guinness, put her clothes in a 60 degree wash to shrink them, and tell her she's putting on weight.

The only way a friend of mine could drink Guinness was to drop a shot of jaegar into it first. Maybe you could try that?

Oh and fosters with lime. Nice and cheap.

thesto

robtri wrote: »

what are you doing bring her to a pub!!!! don't you know her place is at home....... my god man, you let this happen and soon there will be riots in the street and women burning bra's, wanting equal rights.....

too fcuking right my friend
:D

dSTAR

Hey man I don't want to blow smoke up your ass but have you actually asked her if she was pregnant? Back in the day doctors would suggest women drink a Guinness and black currant because the iron was beneficial to growing babies and vitamin C helped to absorb the iron.

Confront her before you are lumbered with some progeny that might not even be yours or if it is will give you ample time to do your dash.

DanGerMus

A glass of wine or a fruit based drink for the lady?

Doesn't matter Rohypnol goes well with anything.

thesto

dSTAR wrote: »

Hey man I don't want to blow smoke up your ass but have you actually asked her if she was pregnant? Back in the day doctors would suggest women drink a Guinness and black currant because the iron was beneficial to growing babies and vitamin C helped to absorb the iron.

Confront her before you are lumbered with some progeny that might not even be yours or if it is will give you ample time to do your dash.

pissin all over the fire you are!! :pac:

anonymous_joe

Heh, my ex liked beer more than me. ^^

Does it really bug you? If so, just because your gf's more of a man than you, doesn;t mean she's any less a woman.

rotinaj

Victory is mine. Who knew all it would take was seven friends telling her she looks like a man while she is drinking. All is now well with the world

Auvers

d3mon24 wrote: »

Victory is mine. Who knew all it would take was seven friends telling her she looks like a man while she is drinking. All is now well with the world

Oh very nice :cool: