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A glass of wine or a fruit based drink for the lady

rotinaj

My gf has recently taken to drinking a pint of the black stuff with a dash of blackcurrent of all things. Any suggestions on how to put a stop to this and to help return her to the more lady like drinks mentioned in the title..

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jessbeth

JangoFett wrote: »

Well, what ya gotta do is step your drink up a bit

She's on Guinness, you need to drink tequila and nothing but.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

JangoFett

Well, what ya gotta do is step your drink up a bit

She's on Guinness, you need to drink tequila and nothing but.

jessbeth

Champagne should do the trick and that's very lady like :P

Sharpshooter

I think its just as wrong for James Bond to order a Martini * shaken not stirred * .:p

So wrong....

Redpunto

I know my OH farts like a hippo when hes had a load of guiness, that might cause her to lay off it a bit:D

AlmightyCushion

Gummy Panda wrote: »

or maybe you are.

some girls like the front to back tongue wipe... I've said too much

Or not enough. Please, continue.

Gummy Panda

or maybe you are.

some girls like the front to back tongue wipe... I've said too much

dr.bollocko

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Tell her the current reek of guinness lingering from her anus now prevents you from performing oral sex on her.

maybe that will stop her or she'll try to fart while sitting on your face from now on

Sex.
You're doing it wrong.

Gummy Panda

Tell her the current reek of guinness lingering from her anus now prevents you from performing oral sex on her.

maybe that will stop her or she'll try to fart while sitting on your face from now on

rotinaj

Curlypinkie wrote: »

Buy her a chain, wrap it. Unwrap at home, wink twice and chain her to the kitchen sink.

*Off to the hardware store I go*

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Dudess wrote: »

Reminds me of this thread in the Ladies Lounge (and no irony by the OP :eek:): http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237610

Holy heck :eek:

I want a pint and a shot now

Curlypinkie

Buy her a chain, wrap it. Unwrap at home, wink twice and chain her to the kitchen sink.

Dudess

Reminds me of this thread in the Ladies Lounge (and no irony by the OP :eek:): http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237610

Quazzie

d3mon24 wrote: »

We are heading out tonight so its time i put my foot down. I will post tomorrow if I manage to stop her. If I dont post. I have failed

... or are dead*. either way we'll assume she got her way

*possibly the worst grammar ever

rotinaj

We are heading out tonight so its time i put my foot down. I will post tomorrow if I manage to stop her. If I dont post. I have failed

6th

You sure its a woman?

biko

Only buy her a glass of the stuff, pints are for real men *thumps chest*

rotinaj

ScumLord wrote: »

Tell her it's making her fat.

Last time I told her she was getting fat, she went on a diet. Not so bad you might think but she also refused to cook anything unhealthy for me for nearly 3weeks. Cant risk that again.

ScumLord

Tell her it's making her fat.

stovelid

d3mon24 wrote: »

Any suggestions on how to put a stop to this and to help return her to the more lady like drinks mentioned in the title..

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/cheesepus/buckfast.jpg

Bate it indaye.

dSTAR

Auvers wrote: »

impregnate her that will put a halt to her gallop

Thats what I was thinking.

Up the duff much?

rotinaj

BACK OFF BRUSSELS:mad::mad::mad:

robtri

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I suggest ou just take the Al Murray approach "NO, NO, NO,".

My sister in law was drinking a pint whilst sat in the front row of an Al Murray show, he took it off her so she went and got another. He nearly burst a blood vessel with shear rage

see look what happens when they are allowed out.... its just wrong I tell you, wrong.....:rolleyes:

Fratton Fred

I suggest ou just take the Al Murray approach "NO, NO, NO,".

My sister in law was drinking a pint whilst sat in the front row of an Al Murray show, he took it off her so she went and got another. He nearly burst a blood vessel with shear rage

rotinaj

robtri wrote: »

what you mean, "when they were given the vote" who the hell allowed that one...:rolleyes:

Im not sure, but a mob should be formed me thinks:mad:

rotinaj

Auvers wrote: »

impregnate her that will put a halt to her gallop

I likes your thinking

robtri

d3mon24 wrote: »

I have tried to leave her at home but when I suggested this I got the following reply and i quote '' If I cant come with you, then dont come home stinking of drink looking for s3x or I will snap it off'' She really is quite charming..

Imo thing started to go wrong when they were given a vote;)

what you mean, "when they were given the vote" who the hell allowed that one...:rolleyes:

rotinaj

robtri wrote: »

what are you doing bring her to a pub!!!! don't you know her place is at home....... my god man, you let this happen and soon there will be riots in the street and women burning bra's, wanting equal rights.....

I have tried to leave her at home but when I suggested this I got the following reply and i quote '' If I cant come with you, then dont come home stinking of drink looking for s3x or I will snap it off'' She really is quite charming..

Imo thing started to go wrong when they were given a vote;)

robtri

what are you doing bring her to a pub!!!! don't you know her place is at home....... my god man, you let this happen and soon there will be riots in the street and women burning bra's, wanting equal rights.....

Will

mojitoooooooooooooo! or strawberry daquiris

or get her so drunk that she can't stomach even the sight of it anymore

that or just let her drink whatever the hell she wants, 2008, not 1908 where women drinking was frowned upon.