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A glass of wine or a fruit based drink for the lady

  • 07-11-2008 02:36PM
    #1
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭


    My gf has recently taken to drinking a pint of the black stuff with a dash of blackcurrent of all things. Any suggestions on how to put a stop to this and to help return her to the more lady like drinks mentioned in the title..


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  • #2
    Auvers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers


    impregnate her ;) that will put a halt to her gallop


  • #3
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    mojitoooooooooooooo! or strawberry daquiris

    or get her so drunk that she can't stomach even the sight of it anymore

    that or just let her drink whatever the hell she wants, 2008, not 1908 where women drinking was frowned upon.


  • #4
    robtri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭robtri


    what are you doing bring her to a pub!!!! don't you know her place is at home....... my god man, you let this happen and soon there will be riots in the street and women burning bra's, wanting equal rights.....


  • #5
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    robtri wrote: »
    what are you doing bring her to a pub!!!! don't you know her place is at home....... my god man, you let this happen and soon there will be riots in the street and women burning bra's, wanting equal rights.....


    I have tried to leave her at home but when I suggested this I got the following reply and i quote '' If I cant come with you, then dont come home stinking of drink looking for s3x or I will snap it off'' She really is quite charming..

    Imo thing started to go wrong when they were given a vote;)


  • #6
    robtri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭robtri


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    I have tried to leave her at home but when I suggested this I got the following reply and i quote '' If I cant come with you, then dont come home stinking of drink looking for s3x or I will snap it off'' She really is quite charming..

    Imo thing started to go wrong when they were given a vote;)


    what you mean, "when they were given the vote" who the hell allowed that one...:rolleyes:


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  • #7
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    Auvers wrote: »
    impregnate her ;) that will put a halt to her gallop

    I likes your thinking


  • #8
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    robtri wrote: »
    what you mean, "when they were given the vote" who the hell allowed that one...:rolleyes:


    Im not sure, but a mob should be formed me thinks:mad:


  • #9
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I suggest ou just take the Al Murray approach "NO, NO, NO,".

    My sister in law was drinking a pint whilst sat in the front row of an Al Murray show, he took it off her so she went and got another. He nearly burst a blood vessel with shear rage :D


  • #10
    robtri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭robtri


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    I suggest ou just take the Al Murray approach "NO, NO, NO,".

    My sister in law was drinking a pint whilst sat in the front row of an Al Murray show, he took it off her so she went and got another. He nearly burst a blood vessel with shear rage :D


    see look what happens when they are allowed out.... its just wrong I tell you, wrong.....:rolleyes:


  • #11
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    BACK OFF BRUSSELS:mad::mad::mad:


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  • #12
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Auvers wrote: »
    impregnate her ;) that will put a halt to her gallop
    Thats what I was thinking.

    Up the duff much?


  • #13
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Any suggestions on how to put a stop to this and to help return her to the more lady like drinks mentioned in the title..

    http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/cheesepus/buckfast.jpg

    Bate it indaye.


  • #14
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Tell her it's making her fat.


  • #15
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Tell her it's making her fat.


    Last time I told her she was getting fat, she went on a diet. Not so bad you might think but she also refused to cook anything unhealthy for me for nearly 3weeks. Cant risk that again.


  • #16
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Only buy her a glass of the stuff, pints are for real men *thumps chest*


  • #17
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    You sure its a woman?


  • #18
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    We are heading out tonight so its time i put my foot down. I will post tomorrow if I manage to stop her. If I dont post. I have failed


  • #19
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,565 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    We are heading out tonight so its time i put my foot down. I will post tomorrow if I manage to stop her. If I dont post. I have failed
    ... or are dead*. either way we'll assume she got her way


    *possibly the worst grammar ever


  • #20
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Reminds me of this thread in the Ladies Lounge (and no irony by the OP :eek:): http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237610


  • #21
    Curlypinkie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭Curlypinkie


    Buy her a chain, wrap it. Unwrap at home, wink twice and chain her to the kitchen sink.


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  • #22
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Dudess wrote: »
    Reminds me of this thread in the Ladies Lounge (and no irony by the OP :eek:): http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237610

    Holy heck :eek:

    I want a pint and a shot now :(


  • #23
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    Curlypinkie wrote: »
    Buy her a chain, wrap it. Unwrap at home, wink twice and chain her to the kitchen sink.

    *Off to the hardware store I go*


  • #24
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Tell her the current reek of guinness lingering from her anus now prevents you from performing oral sex on her.

    maybe that will stop her or she'll try to fart while sitting on your face from now on


  • #25
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Tell her the current reek of guinness lingering from her anus now prevents you from performing oral sex on her.

    maybe that will stop her or she'll try to fart while sitting on your face from now on

    Sex.
    You're doing it wrong.


  • #26
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    or maybe you are.

    some girls like the front to back tongue wipe... I've said too much


  • #27
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    or maybe you are.

    some girls like the front to back tongue wipe... I've said too much
    Or not enough. Please, continue.


  • #28
    Redpunto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    I know my OH farts like a hippo when hes had a load of guiness, that might cause her to lay off it a bit:D


  • #29
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I think its just as wrong for James Bond to order a Martini * shaken not stirred * .:p

    So wrong....


  • #30
    jessbeth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 273 ✭✭jessbeth


    Champagne should do the trick and that's very lady like :P


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  • #31
    JangoFett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Well, what ya gotta do is step your drink up a bit

    She's on Guinness, you need to drink tequila and nothing but.


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