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A glass of wine or a fruit based drink for the lady

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  • #32
    jessbeth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 273 ✭✭jessbeth


    JangoFett wrote: »
    Well, what ya gotta do is step your drink up a bit

    She's on Guinness, you need to drink tequila and nothing but.

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor ;)


  • #33
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Any suggestions on how to put a stop to this and to help return her to the more lady like drinks mentioned in the title..
    Yes, remind her the next time she goes for an hUimhber à do to be prepared for what we on de Northside of Dublin commonly refer to as "The Guinna Dump".


  • #34
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    biko wrote: »
    Only buy her a glass of the stuff, pints are for real men *thumps chest*


    **** that, start buying jugs of beer for yourself op, make her pint glass look smaller by comparision. Dunnes have 1ltr cans of beer now....


  • #35
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brianthebard wrote: »
    **** that, start buying jugs of beer for yourself op, make her pint glass look smaller by comparision. Dunnes have 1ltr cans of beer now....

    Kaiserdom is great. Makes me feel like a mystical pixie in days of yore.
    I hate living with Wiccans.


  • #36
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    brianthebard wrote: »
    **** that, start buying jugs of beer for yourself op, make her pint glass look smaller by comparision. Dunnes have 1ltr cans of beer now....
    1ltr can! I don't know having half a liter of warm beer might not be good. Small cans are win.


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  • #37
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brianthebard wrote: »
    There's a room for rent in my apartment from next month, you can move in here. ;)
    Jaysus a fellow current Galway inhabitant.
    Ah.
    Imagine though. The competition for the internet connection.
    The heads up on all those "important" AH threads.
    Cans of Kaiserdom being thrown from across the room.

    /lies back hugging the warmth of not getting bashed for where I live.


  • #38
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    ScumLord wrote: »
    1ltr can! I don't know having half a liter of warm beer might not be good. Small cans are win.

    In this F***ing weather?
    Im in the freezer right now just to keep warm.


  • #39
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Jaysus a fellow current Galway inhabitant.
    Ah.
    Imagine though. The competition for the internet connection.
    The heads up on all those "important" AH threads.
    Cans of Kaiserdom being thrown from across the room.

    /lies back hugging the warmth of not getting bashed for where I live.
    Lolz just a thought. Interesting reaction though...
    ScumLord wrote: »
    1ltr can! I don't know having half a liter of warm beer might not be good. Small cans are win.

    No good sir, I think you'll find its the beer that are win.


  • #40
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    brianthebard wrote: »
    No good sir, I think you'll find its the beer that are win.
    That's a given but big can is European games win, small can is Olympic win.


  • #41
    ramjee_kapar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭ramjee_kapar


    Start drinking martini's only when you are out with her, and of course you must hold your pinky up and call everyone "fabulous". Give her a taste of her own medicine.


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  • #42
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Shmuck


    Tell her she's making a scene. Only bull dykes drink pints.


  • #43
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Each time she drinks pints of guinness, put her clothes in a 60 degree wash to shrink them, and tell her she's putting on weight.


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The only way a friend of mine could drink Guinness was to drop a shot of jaegar into it first. Maybe you could try that?

    Oh and fosters with lime. Nice and cheap.


  • #45
    thesto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭thesto


    robtri wrote: »
    what are you doing bring her to a pub!!!! don't you know her place is at home....... my god man, you let this happen and soon there will be riots in the street and women burning bra's, wanting equal rights.....

    too fcuking right my friend
    :D;):D


  • #46
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Hey man I don't want to blow smoke up your ass but have you actually asked her if she was pregnant? Back in the day doctors would suggest women drink a Guinness and black currant because the iron was beneficial to growing babies and vitamin C helped to absorb the iron.

    Confront her before you are lumbered with some progeny that might not even be yours or if it is will give you ample time to do your dash.


  • #47
    DanGerMus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    A glass of wine or a fruit based drink for the lady?

    Doesn't matter Rohypnol goes well with anything.


  • #48
    thesto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭thesto


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Hey man I don't want to blow smoke up your ass but have you actually asked her if she was pregnant? Back in the day doctors would suggest women drink a Guinness and black currant because the iron was beneficial to growing babies and vitamin C helped to absorb the iron.

    Confront her before you are lumbered with some progeny that might not even be yours or if it is will give you ample time to do your dash.


    pissin all over the fire you are!! :pac:


  • #49
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Heh, my ex liked beer more than me. ^^

    Does it really bug you? If so, just because your gf's more of a man than you, doesn;t mean she's any less a woman.


  • #50
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    Victory is mine. Who knew all it would take was seven friends telling her she looks like a man while she is drinking. All is now well with the world


  • #51
    Auvers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Victory is mine. Who knew all it would take was seven friends telling her she looks like a man while she is drinking. All is now well with the world

    Oh very nice :cool:


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  • #52
    Macha
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 6,391 Mod ✭✭✭✭Macha


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Victory is mine. Who knew all it would take was seven friends telling her she looks like a man while she is drinking. All is now well with the world

    I hope the next time you get emotional about anything she punches you in the arm and tells you to be a man.


  • #53
    tread_softly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 997 ✭✭✭tread_softly


    well my drink of choice is morgan's and coke (diet of course, i am a lady)

    but 40% of the time it's a good ol pint of bulmers, none of that drinking-out-of-a-bottle sh1te.

    and according to the bf, i'm worse than him, as he looks upon it as "demon's piss"


  • #54
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The only way a friend of mine could drink Guinness was to drop a shot of jaegar into it first.

    I'm assuming that's now an ex-friend of your's?

    Everyone here is approaching this from the wrong angle. There's nothing at all wrong with a woman drinking pints of Guinness, but the addition of blackcurrant is a crime against humanity. Once the OP realises this and manages to stamp it out the natural world order will be restored.


  • #55
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    I think Guinness drinking woman are quite sexy ;)


  • #56
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    OP, you should banish her to the snug with the rest of the wimmins, and leave you and the men in peace at the bar! :D

    Really though, nothing wrong with pints, me and my girlfriends drink pints of beer and cider because the 'girl' drinks (WKD , etc) aren't strong enough. :pac:


  • #57
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I just realised your mistake OP.

    We're in a recession. You probably buy your missus a few drinks to be the gentleman and keep her sweet.

    Guinness is one of the cheapest drinks!!

    I remember working in a pub and there was this middle age couple who use to drink down the back near the taps. He'd have a pint of guinness and she'd have a double tia maria and coke. The price of her drink was huge compared to his simple guinness.


  • #58
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    Acacia wrote: »
    OP, you should banish her to the snug with the rest of the wimmins, and leave you and the men in peace at the bar! :D

    Really though, nothing wrong with pints, me and my girlfriends drink pints of beer and cider because the 'girl' drinks (WKD , etc) aren't strong enough. :pac:

    Actually the abv for drinks like WKD, Smirnoff Ice etc is higher than draught ciders and beers.


  • #59
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Adyx wrote: »
    Actually the abv for drinks like WKD, Smirnoff Ice etc is higher than draught ciders and beers.

    * strokes metaphorical beard* hmmm... oh well, beer is cheaper! :pac:


  • #60
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    why do you want her to drink " lady like " drinks? what difference does it make?


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  • #61
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    stepbar wrote: »
    I think Guinness drinking woman are quite sexy ;)


    I take it you dont share a bed with one or use the toilet after her in the morning


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