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Penis size lads...

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    #122
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Grabs popcorn. Now would it be awfully presumptuous of me to suggest adding some mud? Thongs maybe? I'll cough up for the beer keg.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #123
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    none of your business since we wont be having sex
    while your concious


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    #124
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Yeah but....if you have to give a girl a blowjob is it gay????

    Only if his balls are slapping off your chin while you do it.


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    #125
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Im havin a **** reading this.
    Wimmens agression!


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    #126
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Army Of One wrote: »
    She is obv looking for a bigger cock than yourself.


    What the fcuk would you know, you have only ever fcuked your mother and your sister?

    Hows my spelling there?


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    #127
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Your spelling of f u c k e d is incorrect.


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    #128
    Spunge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    this thread makes me feel better about my shlong size. but what of girth


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    #129
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    7"+ X 2".


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    #130
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    to answer this truthfully

    2^4"

    PMs?


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    #131
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    good lord, make a comment about blowjobs and ye get flamed, ye deadly liberal ye are. whatever :rolleyes:


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    #132
    Kernel
    Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    snyper wrote: »
    Ive about 14" erect.

    enough to pleasure her with if shes good, yet large enough to slap across her head if she was being bold

    Your next ride will be your first snyper. I'd say you're hung like a baby musk rat. :p


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    #133
    Gaspode
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators, Regional North Mods, Regional West Moderators, Regional South East Moderators, Regional North East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 8,009 CMod ✭✭✭✭Gaspode


    I've only 5 and a bit inches, but Hey, some women like it that wide.


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    #134
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    There is only one way to settle this. We pick a volunteer from boards and you both demo your oral techniques.

    BJs at dawn!!!!!


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    #135
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,563 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    BJs at dawn!!!!!

    Dibs not Le Rack


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    #136
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Just over 7" which is geranddd. Is the girth not the whole way around instead of the width, people are getting confused here


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    #137
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Dibs not Le Rack

    pfft, picky!


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    #138
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    6.2

    Nothing special but it's the truth.


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    #139
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    average proportions here

    but my missus can barely handle it up the back door as it is so if i were any larger i wouldnt get to go there.


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    #140
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Kernel wrote: »
    Your next ride will be your first snyper. I'd say you're hung like a baby musk rat. :p

    Ask yer ma why she walks with a limp


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    #141
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Dibs not Le Rack

    no! no! no!

    You have to receive from both. How else can you grade them and then receive the offical boards.ie title of Judge Dick


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    #142
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Eh any chance i can be excluded from this please?


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    #143
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Kiera wrote: »
    Eh any chance i can be excluded from this please?

    Not a hope. Now hand over that camera of yours....


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    #144
    d-gal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭d-gal


    remember reading a survey concluding that majority of guys over-estimate there size by nearly a full inch :pac:

    shut up or i'll whip it out and land it on your forehead


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    #145
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Wtf 15 people under 3 inches ? :eek:

    Least this poll gives me some sense of wellbeing, I was always under the impression I was kinda small at just over 9 inches.

    OP, go back and edit your first post to make the poll public :D


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    #146
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,585 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    The Master wrote: »
    I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple

    Yeah well mine is like a baby's arm holding an apple hanging out of a pram :p

    Im under 3 inches. But its wider than an articulated lorry carrying a detached house.


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    #147
    SirLemonhead
    Registered Users Posts: 2,013 ✭✭✭SirLemonhead


    Mine is the size of an Atari Jaguar. Why is your poll excluding me? :(


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    #148
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    Nehaxak wrote: »
    Wtf 15 people under 3 inches ? :eek:

    Least this poll gives me some sense of wellbeing, I was always under the impression I was kinda small at just over 9 inches.

    OP, go back and edit your first post to make the poll public :D

    Hahaha, some people are so delusional!
    Why would anyone bother to exaggerate the length of their penis on an internet forum, to total strangers!?
    Haaaahahahaha


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    #149
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    doonothing wrote: »
    Hahaha, some people are so delusional!
    Why would anyone bother to exaggerate the length of their penis on an internet forum, to total strangers!?
    Haaaahahahaha

    ...because it makes my epenis even bigger than my real one ?
    9.3 inch real, 27 inch virtual.

    IN YOUR FACE - SMACK !!!


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    #150
    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Mine's like an apple merchant's arm holding a baby!



    ...




    Anyone know a good plastic surgeon? :(
    (the little legs and arms sticking out of it creep women out)


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    #151
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    SirLemonhead wrote: »
    Mine is the size and shape of an Atari Jaguar. Why is your poll excluding me? :(


    :eek::eek:


    ewwwwww! :D


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