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Penis size lads...

  • 24-10-2008 1:19pm
    #1
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭


    Right lads , l put a poll in aswell. What size are all the boardies and are you happy with it, if your not honest your only lieing to yourselfs and your balls will shrink...fact. I' m average 6 inch's and I'm happy enough, no complaints.

    Penis size 517 votes

    Under 5 inchs
    0% 1 vote
    Between 5 & 7 inchs
    2% 12 votes
    Between 7 & 9 inchs
    66% 346 votes
    Under 3 inchs
    30% 158 votes
    Tagged:


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Comments

  • #2
    Raiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Maybe a comma in the title and the use of a poll instead of a pole?

    [No 9+ ?]


  • #3
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple


  • #4
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Poll added you could give me a second and no I hate commas they are my mortal enemy.


  • #5
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    l put a pole in aswell

    Fruedian slip?


  • #6
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,309 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Right lads , l put a pole in aswell. What size are all the boardies and are you happy with it, if your not honest your only lieing to yourselfs and your balls will shrink...fact. I' m average 6 inch's and I'm happy enough, no complaints.
    Is it a stripper poll because that might make it bigger


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  • #7
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I thought this was going to be about lads who happened to be penis-sized. :(


  • #8
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I've never measured but I put in between 5-7 inches because I'm optimistic.


  • #9
    Ishmael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    l put a pole in aswell.

    <insert generic funny comment involving your mother here>

    Seriously though, i know AH is low brow, but is it really this low?


  • #10
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    im a tripod


  • #11
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    girth or length?


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  • #12
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Ishmael wrote: »
    <insert generic funny comment involving your mother here>

    Seriously though, i know AH is low brow, but is it really this low?


    Ah put a cock in it, will ye?!! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #13
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Portuguese fisherman's arm


  • #14
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    The Master wrote: »
    I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple


    Mine is like a baby's arm holding a giant dildo ;)


  • #15
    hobochris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    GF insisted on measuring me... :rolleyes: 8" still not sure what her motive was for measuring me though?? Never felt the urge myself, always thought of my size as 'enough'..


  • #16
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Mine is like a baby's arm holding a giant dildo ;)

    Paedo.


  • #17
    Army Of One
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭Army Of One


    Mines like an arm holding Turd Ferguson.

    Ugly but huge.


  • #18
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    They call me Donkey Kong. Girls run as I approach, when they hear my lad scraping along the ground behind me.


  • #19
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,309 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    They call me Donkey Kong. Girls run as I approach, when they hear my lad scraping along the ground behind me.
    You've a penis where you arse should be??


  • #20
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    This long
    <
    >
    depending on your resolution


  • #21
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    biko wrote: »
    This long
    <
    >
    depending on your resolution


    Ouch, sorry dude
    I'm reading this from my mobile :D


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  • #22
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    You've a penis where you arse should be??


    I have to walk backwards, wrestling with my massive phallic ball and chain as it were.


  • #23
    DubTony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭DubTony


    It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

    Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:
    Having said that, if there was such an option, the results could not have been believed.

    edit: I wonder how many fellahs checked to see if it was an open poll before they voted. :D
    edit: My wife just asked me why it's not an open poll. :eek:


  • #24
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    DubTony wrote: »
    It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

    You say that, but then your next sentence is:
    DubTony wrote: »
    Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:

    How smutty...


  • #25
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Her: "Jaysus the bleedin size a that little yoke......who's tha meant to sa'isfy?"

    Me: Me


  • #26
    Army Of One
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭Army Of One


    DubTony wrote: »
    It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

    Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:
    Having said that, if there was such an option, the results could not have been believed.

    edit: I wonder how many fellahs checked to see if it was an open poll before they voted. :D
    edit: My wife just asked me why it's not an open poll. :eek:

    She is obv looking for a bigger cock than yourself.


  • #27
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Wheres the "i have no willy" option?:confused::confused::confused:

    Sexism TBH :D


  • #28
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    5 people said under 3 inches wtf:D


  • #29
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    Wheres the "i have no willy" option?:confused::confused::confused:

    Sexism TBH :D


    Under 3" applies...


  • #30
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Shmuck


    mine is about 3 inches when flaccid and about 7 inches when erect


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  • #31
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    Mine is so big when I go to a nudist beach people think I am looking for lost rings.


  • #32
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    My location is that of my penis.


  • #33
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Shmuck wrote: »
    mine is about 3 inches when flaccid and about 7 inches when I stick it in my Ma

    Fixed...


  • #34
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Same as a can of red bull.


  • #35
    ChickCool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭ChickCool


    i find guys with smaller equipment pay attention to womens needs more :D


  • #36
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


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  • #37
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Why didn't the people with <3" willies just click the <5" option? Technically they wouldn't be lying. :)


  • #38
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I find it odd that nobody on here has one between 3 and 5 inches, but a few people have one under 3 inches (more accurately, a micropenis.)


  • #39
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Mines so big that George W declared it a weapon of mass destruction :D


  • #40
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I assume we're talking about erect penises here? Because measuring your mickey in marshmallow state is pointless.


  • #41
    Fozzie Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    Missus asked me the other night to give her 12 inchs and make her bleed. So I f@cked her three times and gave her a head butt...........


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  • #42
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Mines so big that George W declared it a weapon of mass destruction :D

    He's been wrong before on WMDs.


  • #43
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I' m average 6 inch's and I'm happy enough, no complaints.

    If that were true, surely you'd be secure enough to not feel the need to compare.
    KTRIC wrote: »
    Mines so big that George W declared it a weapon of mass destruction


    That would have been a bit funnier if you'd said 'ass' destruction.


  • #44
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    your poll has no option for my pole


  • #45
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    The Master wrote: »
    I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple

    Wow, what must it be like when aroused :eek::eek::eek:


  • #46
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    This is a lie detector poll, isn't it?


  • #47
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Lol at this thread.

    While you're there put up a poll for average income, size of house and type of car.


  • #48
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Puts me in mind of Spinal Tap

    "My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo"

    Classy :D


  • #49
    DubTony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭DubTony


    Frank Bald Pillowcase wrote: »
    You say that, but then your next sentence is:



    How smutty...

    Jesus, the whole thread is smutty. Why should I be any different. Here, how's this for smutty ....
    Shmuck wrote: »
    mine is about 3 inches when flaccid and about 7 inches when erect

    ERECT ?!?!?! Who said anything about erect ?


  • #50
    DubTony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭DubTony


    Army Of One wrote: »
    She is obv looking for a bigger cock than yourself.

    And there you are. :p

    Mrs. DubTony


  • #51
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    tribulus wrote: »
    Lol at this thread.

    While you're there put up a poll for average income, size of house and type of car.

    you forgot bench press and squat


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