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Penis size lads...

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  • #32
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    My location is that of my penis.


  • #33
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Shmuck wrote: »
    mine is about 3 inches when flaccid and about 7 inches when I stick it in my Ma

    Fixed...


  • #34
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,788 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Same as a can of red bull.


  • #35
    ChickCool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭ChickCool


    i find guys with smaller equipment pay attention to womens needs more :D


  • #36
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055099188
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    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055379348
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055405027


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  • #37
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Why didn't the people with <3" willies just click the <5" option? Technically they wouldn't be lying. :)


  • #38
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I find it odd that nobody on here has one between 3 and 5 inches, but a few people have one under 3 inches (more accurately, a micropenis.)


  • #39
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Mines so big that George W declared it a weapon of mass destruction :D


  • #40
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I assume we're talking about erect penises here? Because measuring your mickey in marshmallow state is pointless.


  • #41
    Fozzie Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    Missus asked me the other night to give her 12 inchs and make her bleed. So I f@cked her three times and gave her a head butt...........


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  • #42
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Mines so big that George W declared it a weapon of mass destruction :D

    He's been wrong before on WMDs.


  • #43
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I' m average 6 inch's and I'm happy enough, no complaints.

    If that were true, surely you'd be secure enough to not feel the need to compare.
    KTRIC wrote: »
    Mines so big that George W declared it a weapon of mass destruction


    That would have been a bit funnier if you'd said 'ass' destruction.


  • #44
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    your poll has no option for my pole


  • #45
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    The Master wrote: »
    I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple

    Wow, what must it be like when aroused :eek::eek::eek:


  • #46
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    This is a lie detector poll, isn't it?


  • #47
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Lol at this thread.

    While you're there put up a poll for average income, size of house and type of car.


  • #48
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Puts me in mind of Spinal Tap

    "My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo"

    Classy :D


  • #49
    DubTony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭DubTony


    Frank Bald Pillowcase wrote: »
    You say that, but then your next sentence is:



    How smutty...

    Jesus, the whole thread is smutty. Why should I be any different. Here, how's this for smutty ....
    Shmuck wrote: »
    mine is about 3 inches when flaccid and about 7 inches when erect

    ERECT ?!?!?! Who said anything about erect ?


  • #50
    DubTony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭DubTony


    Army Of One wrote: »
    She is obv looking for a bigger cock than yourself.

    And there you are. :p

    Mrs. DubTony


  • #51
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    tribulus wrote: »
    Lol at this thread.

    While you're there put up a poll for average income, size of house and type of car.

    you forgot bench press and squat


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  • #52
    Chucky the tree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    1.5 inches. Come and get it girls.


    I'd better clean out my PM nox before it fills up with phone numbers and what not.


  • #53
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    Wheres the "i have no willy" option?:confused::confused::confused:

    Sexism TBH :D

    I went for the under 3 inches. Its kinda true seeing as i dont have one :confused:

    All the 9+ guys feel free to pm me (as long as its not the width of a bookies pen)


  • #54
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Kiera wrote: »
    I went for the under 3 inches. Its kinda true seeing as i dont have one :confused:

    All the 9+ guys feel free to pm me (as long as its not the width of a bookies pen)


    I was just about to pm you until I saw the small writing :(


  • #55
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    'doin a chick with an over sized clit is one step away from doing a guy with an undersized dick'


  • #56
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I was just about to pm you until I saw the small writing :(

    funny,she would have responded until she saw the small... ;)


  • #57
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Nerin wrote: »
    funny,she would have responded until she saw the small... ;)

    Thats a shame...a bookies pen is like this right?


  • #58
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Kiera wrote: »
    All the 9+ guys feel free to pm me

    Typical northsider...


  • #59
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Typical northsider...

    Ah thats not nice, Mr 3incher!


  • #60
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Nerin wrote: »
    'doin a chick with an over sized clit is one step away from doing a guy with an undersized dick'


    i once saw a picture of a clit the size of a baby's willy.

    I think it's the first thing that comes up when you type "clit" into google images.


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  • #61
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah thats not nice, Mr 3incher!



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