Penis size lads...

Irishcrx · 24-10-2008 02:19PM #1

Right lads , l put a poll in aswell. What size are all the boardies and are you happy with it, if your not honest your only lieing to yourselfs and your balls will shrink...fact. I' m average 6 inch's and I'm happy enough, no complaints.

Raiser · 24-10-2008 02:20PM

Maybe a comma in the title and the use of a poll instead of a pole?

[No 9+ ?]

The Master · 24-10-2008 02:21PM

I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple

Irishcrx · 24-10-2008 02:21PM

Poll added you could give me a second and no I hate commas they are my mortal enemy.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 24-10-2008 02:21PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

l put a pole in aswell

Fruedian slip?

Quazzie · 24-10-2008 02:21PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

Right lads , l put a pole in aswell. What size are all the boardies and are you happy with it, if your not honest your only lieing to yourselfs and your balls will shrink...fact. I' m average 6 inch's and I'm happy enough, no complaints.

Is it a stripper poll because that might make it bigger

24-10-2008 02:21PM

I thought this was going to be about lads who happened to be penis-sized.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 24-10-2008 02:22PM

I've never measured but I put in between 5-7 inches because I'm optimistic.

Ishmael · 24-10-2008 02:22PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

l put a pole in aswell.

<insert generic funny comment involving your mother here>

Seriously though, i know AH is low brow, but is it really this low?

admiralofthefleet · 24-10-2008 02:23PM

im a tripod

tba · 24-10-2008 02:23PM

girth or length?

Smart Bug · 24-10-2008 02:24PM

Ishmael wrote: »

<insert generic funny comment involving your mother here>

Seriously though, i know AH is low brow, but is it really this low?

Ah put a cock in it, will ye?!! :pac::pac::pac:

FlutterinBantam · 24-10-2008 02:24PM

Portuguese fisherman's arm

Turd Ferguson · 24-10-2008 02:25PM

The Master wrote: »

I've a knob like a baby's arm holding an apple

Mine is like a baby's arm holding a giant dildo

hobochris · 24-10-2008 02:28PM

GF insisted on measuring me... :rolleyes: 8" still not sure what her motive was for measuring me though?? Never felt the urge myself, always thought of my size as 'enough'..

AnonoBoy · 24-10-2008 02:30PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Mine is like a baby's arm holding a giant dildo

Paedo.

Army Of One · 24-10-2008 02:31PM

Mines like an arm holding Turd Ferguson.

Ugly but huge.

Smart Bug · 24-10-2008 02:33PM

They call me Donkey Kong. Girls run as I approach, when they hear my lad scraping along the ground behind me.

Quazzie · 24-10-2008 02:33PM

Smart Bug wrote: »

They call me Donkey Kong. Girls run as I approach, when they hear my lad scraping along the ground behind me.

You've a penis where you arse should be??

biko · 24-10-2008 02:37PM

This long
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depending on your resolution

Turd Ferguson · 24-10-2008 02:41PM

biko wrote: »

This long
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depending on your resolution

Ouch, sorry dude
I'm reading this from my mobile

Smart Bug · 24-10-2008 02:43PM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

You've a penis where you arse should be??

I have to walk backwards, wrestling with my massive phallic ball and chain as it were.

DubTony · 24-10-2008 02:49PM

It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:
Having said that, if there was such an option, the results could not have been believed.

edit: I wonder how many fellahs checked to see if it was an open poll before they voted.

edit: My wife just asked me why it's not an open poll. :eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 24-10-2008 03:06PM

DubTony wrote: »

It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

You say that, but then your next sentence is:

DubTony wrote: »

Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:

How smutty...

Dun laoire · 24-10-2008 03:07PM

Her: "Jaysus the bleedin size a that little yoke......who's tha meant to sa'isfy?"

Me: Me

Army Of One · 24-10-2008 03:07PM

DubTony wrote: »

It's official now. After Hours has gone to the dogs.

Anyway, based on the fact that there's no "9 inch +" option, I didn't vote. :pac:
Having said that, if there was such an option, the results could not have been believed.

edit: I wonder how many fellahs checked to see if it was an open poll before they voted.
edit: My wife just asked me why it's not an open poll. :eek:

She is obv looking for a bigger cock than yourself.

useful_contacts · 24-10-2008 03:08PM

Wheres the "i have no willy" option?

Sexism TBH

Vain · 24-10-2008 03:12PM

5 people said under 3 inches wtf:D

Smart Bug · 24-10-2008 03:13PM

useful_contacts wrote: »

Wheres the "i have no willy" option?

Sexism TBH

Under 3" applies...

Shmuck · 24-10-2008 03:13PM

mine is about 3 inches when flaccid and about 7 inches when erect

Reganio 2 · 24-10-2008 03:13PM

Mine is so big when I go to a nudist beach people think I am looking for lost rings.

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