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Does Size Matter?

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    #122
    Curlypinkie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭Curlypinkie


    I prefer "hung like a baby's arm" to "hung like a baby".
    But there you go.
    Besides, a girl doesn't have to actually see the merchandise per se, to make that out. A nice poke with the thigh or so will do.... ;)


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    #123
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    And what if the bloke is a shower, and not a grower ? Initial signs look good, but he dosen't grow in length ? And the opposite, average size when flacid and hung like a rabbid donkey when erect !


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    #124
    Curlypinkie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭Curlypinkie


    Manties wrote: »
    And what if the bloke is a shower, and not a grower ? Initial signs look good, but he dosen't grow in length ? And the opposite, average size when flacid and hung like a rabbid donkey when erect !

    lol, I'm not giving blokes a "howsya father" with my thigh as soon as I meet them.
    The bloke in question have to be a grower himself for me being even remotely interested in his lower regions.

    Usually I wouldn't try this trick unless we were... well, close already!
    And if it didn't show then, I'd be worried about my abilities to make him grow so to speak.


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    #125
    carbsy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭carbsy


    Found this thread very funny and after reading it in it's entirety, I'm rather pleased that I'm above the 5" average. :)


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    #126
    Kya1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    Curlypinkie wrote: »
    I prefer "hung like a baby's arm" to "hung like a baby".
    But there you go.
    Besides, a girl doesn't have to actually see the merchandise per se, to make that out. A nice poke with the thigh or so will do.... ;)
    Im with you on this one too:)


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    #127
    The Last Bandit
    Registered Users Posts: 3,719 ✭✭✭The Last Bandit


    carbsy wrote: »
    Found this thread very funny and after reading it in it's entirety, I'm rather pleased that I'm above the 5" average. :)

    Always though the average was 6", when did it err go down??


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    #128
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    The Last Bandit wrote: »
    Always though the average was 6", when did it err go down??

    That's the internet average, where everyone is bigger, taller, wealthier and better looking.


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    #129
    brianthebard
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    Piste wrote: »
    Don't get me started on the vulva!

    I knew you were les!!!!


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    #130
    Nursy
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Nursy


    Interesting thread...
    I must say I like it quite thick... of course doesn't have to be 12inches but you know a normal decent size will do....
    I mean after all the foreplay thingies...at some stage you want to get serious!!! I am sorry but there's no replacement for a good solid C***k....
    There you have it:pac::pac::pac::D:D:D:D


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    #131
    Reku
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Nursy wrote: »
    I mean after all the foreplay thingies...at some stage you want to get serious!!! I am sorry but there's no replacement for a good solid C***k....
    There you have it:pac::pac::pac::D:D:D:D

    c***k?
    cnuck?
    You have a Canadian mounty fetish I take it?:p


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    #132
    Censorsh!t
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Censorsh!t


    As long as they're not as small as G.G. Allin...


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    #133
    Elle Victorine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Elle Victorine


    Couldn't give a **** either way. If I genuinely like the guy it would be an afterthought.


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    #134
    The_Hustler
    Registered Users Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭The_Hustler


    tribulus wrote: »
    That's the internet average, where everyone is bigger, taller, wealthier and better looking.

    But isn't it meant to be 5 and a half or something? I knew that 6 was what most people think is the average and that it's slightly lower but didn't think it was 5.


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    #135
    Faith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,657 Mod ✭✭✭✭Faith


    I don't think it matters very much unless it's on the extreme side, either too big or too small. But as long as it's not too big, then a bigger one is just a bit better (for me, anyway).

    Also, the idea of a dancing penis made me laugh so hard I cried. I'd love to see it!


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    #136
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    my sister once attempted to shag a guy whose dick was short but very thick- she said about the girth of a can of coke! couldnt get it in, no matter how, errr, hard, they tried


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    #137
    Reku
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    sam34 wrote: »
    my sister once attempted to shag a guy whose dick was short but very thick- she said about the girth of a can of coke! couldnt get it in, no matter how, errr, hard, they tried

    Having a can of coke, or even an object of similar size and shape sounds rather uncomfortable, did the lad have a permanent stoop as I don't think most jeans/pants really have that much space for the package.:confused:


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    #138
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    well, she was only with him the once, so im not too sure of exact details. presume he was a grower rather than a shower!


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