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Chocolate or sex?

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    #62
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Wincestette wrote: »
    Allergic to Chocolate so always gonna be sex....tho why wouldnt it of course ;)
    o hai .o/


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    #63
    Jim
    Registered Users Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    Wincestette wrote: »
    Allergic to Chocolate so always gonna be sex....tho why wouldnt it of course ;)
    Also allergic, but its a toss up.

    (hai ;) )


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    #64
    Lady
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭Lady


    Jim Eats Men (You) wrote: »
    (hai ;) )

    OHAI!

    still on for later? ;)


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    #65
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Wincestette wrote: »
    OHAI!

    still on for later? ;)
    Are you guys gonna eat chocolate together? :\


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    #66
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Yes, "chocolatey sex" needs to be made an option! :D

    Also, I think the best combination is hot sex followed by chocolate and a cigarette. Throw a little marijuana in there somewhere and I'm in heaven!


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    #67
    Star Lord
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    Sex.

    I've never had chocolate that's THAT good!!!

    Mind you, the best sex is when there's a real emotional attachment, and the chocolate never survives that long so I could be wrong ;)


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    #68
    Piste
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    Chocolately sex??? Sounds like a waste of perfectly good chocolate to me.


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    #69
    Adam
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    Piste wrote: »
    Chocolately sex??? Sounds like a waste of perfectly good chocolate to me.
    And you sound like a waste of perfectly good sex!
















    :pac:


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    #70
    Earthhorse
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    LivingDeadGirl wrote: »
    Chocolate, it's readily available and in good supply, unlike sex atm.

    They have sex atms now?

    What bank are you with?


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    #71
    Dudess
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    Dude, don't be so smart-arsed. She means ass-to-mouth.


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    #72
    laurak265
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    Wibbs wrote: »
    My thoughts exactly. Hell even bad sex is better than the best choccie. The only time I would pick chocolate is a minute after having sex and I love chocolate.


    Bad sex isn't better than anything! Prefere chocolate to bad sex :)


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    #73
    Earthhorse
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Dude, don't be so smart-arsed. She means ass-to-mouth.

    So...Ulster Bank?


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    #74
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    Right now... I'm not in the humour for sex.

    I am however, eating chocolatey breakfast cereal. And its hitting the spot. :D


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    #75
    [Deleted User]
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    To those 20 who picked chocolate..

    You must be getting the worst sex ever.

    Bless.


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    #76
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Dudess wrote: »
    Dude, don't be so smart-arsed. She means ass-to-mouth.
    You never go ass-to-mouth.


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    #77
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Deleted User wrote: »
    To those 20 who picked chocolate..

    You must be getting the worst sex ever.

    Bless.
    Here here! I wasn't going to anger 20 chocolate loving, unsatisfied, possibly premenstrual women though!


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    #78
    Star Lord
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    Mirror wrote: »
    You never go ass-to-mouth.

    Apparently sometimes, it's ok to go ass-to-mouth...


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    #79
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    Apparently sometimes, it's ok to go ass-to-mouth...
    Nice :)

    For her? I probably would... :pac:


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    #80
    gcgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Ick that is a one way ticket to thrush and gods knows what else.
    Ladies be wary of putting anything with a high sugar content around or in side your genitals.


    Thats something Mick Jagger did to Marianne Faithfull Me thinks with a Mars bar!! (Helps you work rest and Play !!)


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    #81
    gcgirl
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    Mirror wrote: »
    Bag of peanut M&M's and a blowjob do ya?

    or off topic i know but Extra srong mints then a bj!! Lethal


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    #82
    Quality
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    NOTHING beats a good Ride!!!

    Sex for Me!!!:cool:


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    #83
    Havermeyer
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    Why not have both? ;)


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    #84
    Star Lord
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    Cookie dough ice cream + sex = fun...

    Tried and tasted... er I mean tested! ;)


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    #85
    Dudess
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    Mirror wrote: »
    You never go ass-to-mouth.
    Certain tags (Dudess <3 rimming) around this very website would tell you a different story... :)


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    #86
    Wibbs
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    laurak265 wrote: »
    Bad sex isn't better than anything!
    Well I usually enjoy it regardless.....;):D Advantage of being a bloke. You will never see an article in a blokes mag entitled "how to have an orgasm". Orgasms are better than chocolate anyway.:p

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #87
    LivingDeadGirl
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    Earthhorse wrote: »
    They have sex atms now?

    What bank are you with?

    Pfft that was an abbreviation for at the moment, didn't your ma ever teach you nerdspeak? No? Must've been too busy gobbling chocolate wangs ;):pac:
    Mirror wrote: »
    You never go ass-to-mouth.

    Speak only for yourself :cool:


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    #88
    Piste
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    To those 20 who picked chocolate..

    You must be getting the worst sex ever.

    Bless.

    The others must be getting the worst chocolate ever :pac:


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    #89
    Adam
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    LivingDeadGirl wrote: »
    Pfft that was an abbreviation for at the moment, didn't your ma ever teach you nerdspeak? No? Must've been too busy gobbling chocolate wangs ;):pac:



    Speak only for yourself :cool:
    Well I was actually just quoting Clerks X :P


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    #90
    gcgirl
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    Sex over Chocolate any day!! eating chocolate never made me cum but wait there was that one time in band camp with the Nutella :D:D:D


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    #91
    Seraphina
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    sex

    even if it meant no chocolate for eternity, i'd still go with sex.

    it'd have to be good sex mind.


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