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Chocolate or sex?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 ✭✭✭✭Clare Bear


    I'm on a diet so give me the chocolate!! Oh how I miss it :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    hmmmmm thinking about it, I can't remember the last time I had chocolate...

    :eek: dorty :D

    I don't really like chocolate so sex by default :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭mollybird


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    In my current frame of mind I am going to say chocolate, I hate men :mad:

    well one in particular :(

    Or I could compromise and chop his mickey off and cover it in chocolate, win win situation. :p


    lol. my kinda girl. :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭mollybird


    oh i def have to think sex. if last night was anything was to go by:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    mollybird wrote: »
    oh i def have to think sex. if last night was anything was to go by:D

    lol lucky you :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ilovelove


    oh sex without a shadow of a doubt!!:rolleyes: hmmmmmmm....ssseeeexxxx :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Well I am having far too much chocolate and no sex at the moment so I think I will stick with my long term lover chocolate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'm not exactly swimming in cats right now myself, but I'm not a chocolate fan really so sex it is!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    I'll paraphrase Joey Tribbiani here:

    Put those hands together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Ick that is a one way ticket to thrush and gods knows what else.
    Ladies be wary of putting anything with a high sugar content around or in side your genitals.

    Always use a condom :D


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Cathooo wrote: »
    :eek: dorty :D

    What???
    angel.gif
    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    I didnt pick chocolate.

    Deffo go for the sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Sex for me please ;) :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    What if ice cream were to be added to the equation?

    It would certainly be a tougher choice for me if Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia was involved.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Chocolate always.





    Even cooking chocolate (yes that includes wonderbar).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    The band in the Eddie Murphy film Coming to America were called Sexual Chocolate - best. name. ever.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Whether I have sex with a girl or chocolate it is all the same. You have to wait an age for to warm it up and lubricate enough to slip it in. So, in short, I'm indifferent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭LivingDeadGirl


    Chocolate, it's readily available and in good supply, unlike sex atm.


    Long distance can suck my chocolate salty balls!! :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭DancingDaisy


    Sex, could do with a good workout!!! ;) However, definitely need chocolate for afterwards...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    sex first then chocolate :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Chocolate icecream covered sex.

    My keyboard might get a bit sticky tho. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭SpookyDoll


    sex of course! :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭missmatty


    Red wine ftw :pac: Don't mind choc but it's not the centre of my universe. And good sex is not on the menu at the moment...so da vino wins :D

    So I guess an 'atari chocolate' option would suffice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 150 ✭✭lillou


    I'm really full right now so i don't think i'd be able for either. Can i have a combo? Maybe one ferrero roché and some foreplay? mmm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    lillou wrote: »
    I'm really full right now so i don't think i'd be able for either. Can i have a combo? Maybe one ferrero roché and some foreplay? mmm.
    Bag of peanut M&M's and a blowjob do ya?


  • Registered Users Posts: 150 ✭✭lillou


    Mirror wrote: »
    Bag of peanut M&M's and a blowjob do ya?

    No but thanks for asking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Mirror wrote: »
    Bag of peanut M&M's and a blowjob do ya?

    Wonder what that would feel like as a bloke ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭dreamr


    chocolate during sex...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Wonder what that would feel like as a bloke ?
    Fantastic. I love peanut M&M's.


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭Lady


    Allergic to Chocolate so always gonna be sex....tho why wouldnt it of course ;)


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