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Chocolate or sex?

  • 27-08-2008 10:09am
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭


    Not forever obviously that would be cruel.
    But if it you had to make the choice right now this minute.

    Chocolate or sex? 47 votes

    Chocolate
    0% 0 votes
    Sex
    100% 47 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    If anybody picks chocolate all i can say is you are having the wrong sex.


    Or i'm having the wrong chocolate.


  • #3
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    In my current frame of mind I am going to say chocolate, I hate men :mad:

    well one in particular :(

    Or I could compromise and chop his mickey off and cover it in chocolate, win win situation. :p


  • #4
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    "My God, it's like Sophie's Choice..."


  • #5
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Dragan wrote: »
    If anybody picks chocolate all i can say is you are having the wrong sex.


    Or i'm having the wrong chocolate.
    My thoughts exactly. Hell even bad sex is better than the best choccie. The only time I would pick chocolate is a minute after having sex and I love chocolate.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #6
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Can't I have both ?

    I'd say if you are not get getting good qualtiy sexoring on a regular enough bases chocolate is better.

    Good chocolate is better then bad sex and no chocolate is better then bad chocolate.

    Ideally Green and Blacks organic 70% or above melting on your tounge as you melt into post orgasmic bliss.


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  • #7
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Can't I have both ?

    I'd say if you are not get getting good qualtiy sexoring on a regular enough bases chocolate is better.

    Good chocolate is better then bad sex and no chocolate is better then bad chocolate.
    qft +1 thunkewvurymuch etc. etc.

    I'm not getting any of either right now though so I'm particularly bitter and twisted about the subject matter :(


  • #8
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    after the last experience i say chocolate!!! plus im hungry right now, roll on lunch


  • #9
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Oh Christ no contest - sex by miles!


  • #10
    Disco Stu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Disco Stu


    Should be an option for sex with chocolate sauce on the side... :D


  • #11
    JP Liz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,588 ✭✭✭JP Liz


    all i'm getting currently is fecking chocolate


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  • #12
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    emo!! wrote: »
    after the last experience i say chocolate!!! plus im hungry right now, roll on lunch
    You simply MUST elaborate!


  • #13
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Ladies, you can have both! Buy a Mars bar :D


  • #14
    fits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,771 ✭✭✭✭fits


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    Ladies, you can have both! Buy a Mars bar :D


    I would say that fits under 'neither' rather than 'both'. :D


  • #15
    robtri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭robtri


    has to be sex....
    but chocolate body paint can help solve both issues....


  • #16
    SarahJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭SarahJ


    I picked chocolate, cos I thoguth ya meant right now.....


  • #17
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Meh, depends on the chocolate and the sex.
    And doesn't chocolate body paint tend to tate of cheap Easter Eggs?


  • #18
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    Ladies, you can have both! Buy a Mars bar :D

    Ick that is a one way ticket to thrush and gods knows what else.
    Ladies be wary of putting anything with a high sugar content around or in side your genitals.


  • #19
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    right now? chocolate, because i'm in work and it would look odd to be having sex in an cube of a call centre


  • #20
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Ick that is a one way ticket to thrush and gods knows what else.
    Ladies be wary of putting anything with a high sugar content around or in side your genitals.


    Plus Toblerones are more fun than Mars bars anyway.


  • #21
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Ladies be wary of putting anything with a high sugar content around or in side your genitals.

    :eek:.
    What if the lads eats a lot of sweets then?


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  • #22
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Mirror wrote: »
    You simply MUST elaborate!

    I never kiss and tell :p


  • #23
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Plus Toblerones are more fun than Mars bars anyway.
    Ouch! Bumpy! :(


  • #24
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Chocolate!!!!!!


  • #25
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    right now? bit early for chocolate so I know which I picked ;)

    Chocolate kisses are yummy though....


  • #26
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Dudess wrote: »
    Ouch! Bumpy! :(

    You just know this guy is about to show someone a good time:

    1459035620_d2034aff25.jpg


  • #27
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    You just know this guy is about to show someone a good time:

    LMAO... brilliant


  • #28
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    I'm surprised no one has said chocolatey sex, but then this is the ladies lounge.

    I'd say good sex. No matter what anyone says bad sex is just a chore, chocolate rarely is!


  • #29
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Oh and seeing how Wispas aren't back on shop shelves again yet, I'm going to have to go with sex on this one.


  • #30
    JustCoz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 575 ✭✭✭JustCoz


    Right now it would have to be chocolate...Mmmm chocolate...


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  • #31
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    hmmmmm thinking about it, I can't remember the last time I had chocolate...


  • #32
    Clare Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 ✭✭✭✭Clare Bear


    I'm on a diet so give me the chocolate!! Oh how I miss it :(


  • #33
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    hmmmmm thinking about it, I can't remember the last time I had chocolate...

    :eek: dorty :D

    I don't really like chocolate so sex by default :p


  • #34
    mollybird
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭mollybird


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    In my current frame of mind I am going to say chocolate, I hate men :mad:

    well one in particular :(

    Or I could compromise and chop his mickey off and cover it in chocolate, win win situation. :p


    lol. my kinda girl. :P


  • #35
    mollybird
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭mollybird


    oh i def have to think sex. if last night was anything was to go by:D


  • #36
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    mollybird wrote: »
    oh i def have to think sex. if last night was anything was to go by:D

    lol lucky you :D


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  • #37
    ilovelove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭ilovelove


    oh sex without a shadow of a doubt!!:rolleyes: hmmmmmmm....ssseeeexxxx :pac:


  • #38
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Well I am having far too much chocolate and no sex at the moment so I think I will stick with my long term lover chocolate


  • #39
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'm not exactly swimming in cats right now myself, but I'm not a chocolate fan really so sex it is!


  • #40
    Teferi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    I'll paraphrase Joey Tribbiani here:

    Put those hands together.


  • #41
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Ick that is a one way ticket to thrush and gods knows what else.
    Ladies be wary of putting anything with a high sugar content around or in side your genitals.

    Always use a condom :D


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  • #42
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Cathooo wrote: »
    :eek: dorty :D

    What???
    angel.gif
    :D


  • #43
    LadyE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    I didnt pick chocolate.

    Deffo go for the sex.


  • #44
    omb0wyn5ehpij9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Sex for me please ;) :P


  • #45
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    What if ice cream were to be added to the equation?

    It would certainly be a tougher choice for me if Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia was involved.


  • #46
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Chocolate always.





    Even cooking chocolate (yes that includes wonderbar).


  • #47
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    The band in the Eddie Murphy film Coming to America were called Sexual Chocolate - best. name. ever.


  • #48
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Whether I have sex with a girl or chocolate it is all the same. You have to wait an age for to warm it up and lubricate enough to slip it in. So, in short, I'm indifferent.


  • #49
    LivingDeadGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭LivingDeadGirl


    Chocolate, it's readily available and in good supply, unlike sex atm.


    Long distance can suck my chocolate salty balls!! :mad:


  • #50
    DancingDaisy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭DancingDaisy


    Sex, could do with a good workout!!! ;) However, definitely need chocolate for afterwards...


  • #51
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    sex first then chocolate :pac:


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