Why are human beings obssessed about sex?

IvaBigWun

This is a genuine question.

If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or just talk about sex. Everything from what we eat to how we dress is a subconscious thought about roiding.

So is it an implant at birth? The need to pro-create? To leave our mark (ahem)? Or what?


(awaits "Ma" post)

ScumLord

You should have paid more attention in school. This was all explained in maths.

IvaBigWun

ScumLord wrote: »

You should have paid more attention in school. This was all explained in maths.

lmao.

Maths?!

chin_grin

Read this.....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FVJ2T25YL._SL500_.jpg

...might answer all!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

why do human beings breath oxygen?

that's just weird.

kaimera

Boredom. [and maths]

you think that oxygen your breathing Mord? hmmm...

javaboy

IvaBigWun wrote: »

If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or talk about the weather.

btw I didn't realise that what we eat has some kind of sexual subtext.

/swears off sausages for life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y8BL9ALtw4

CountingCrows

Survival, if you don't dip some young one for oil every now and again, your balls will explode

Tar.Aldarion

Evolution.

ScumLord

IvaBigWun wrote: »

lmao.

Maths?!

Our teachers where shoite!

jester77

Obsessed is a bit much, us guys only think about it once every 12 minutes.
That means we are obsessing over something else the other 11 minutes.

R0ot

Maths.

monkeyfudge

I think you'll find that humans are generally far more obsessed with the cost of living.

brianthebard

If you keep running out of things to talk about,might i suggest a book or current affairs magazine?

IvaBigWun

CountingCrows wrote: »

Survival

Could be the whole "Fight or Flight" thing I suppose. Survival of the species and all that.

Or in AH Speak: Spread Yore Spunk.

Dudess

Cuz sex is one of the best things in life.

Although people who talk about it too much probably aren't getting any.

Mimikyu

This post has been deleted.

IvaBigWun

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I think you'll find that Irish humans are generally far more obsessed with the cost of living in Ireland.

FYP

byrner88

its all because of "Yore ma"

IvaBigWun

byrner88 wrote: »

its all because of "Yore ma"

Glad we got that out of the way. It took 19 posts though! For shame.

Turd Ferguson

I just like sex.

Nothing better than entering that salty blood pocket.

End of discussion :pac:

Wazdakka

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Why are human beings obssessed about sex?

Cause.. well ya know..

Its awesome..




Am I missing something?

Edit.. ^^ Set myself up there... Doh

javaboy

When someone starts a thread complaining about how everybody is so obsessed with thanks, it is rightly denounced as a devious attempt at garnering thanks. Usually because they are not getting enough thanks.

:cool:

Wazdakka

Maybe there should be a thank yourself off button?

dr.bollocko

I only read this thread because the word sex was in the title.
That is all.

Turd Ferguson

Wazdakka wrote: »

Maybe there should be a thank yourself off button?

I have one...although its more of a lever

taidghbaby

it is because god created da b!tches

funk-you

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I only read this thread because the word sex was in the title.

+1. Op, stop fapping and talk to women. You'll understand.

-Funk

dr.bollocko

There is a town in the Isle of Wight called Ryde.
Ahahahaha.
http://www.world-guides.com/images/isle_of_wight/isle_of_wight_map.jpg

milod

Speaking for myself, personally like... it's because I own a penis. If I had tits I'd never leave the house...

JangoFett

IvaBigWun wrote: »

This is a genuine question.

If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or just talk about sex. Everything from what we eat to how we dress is a subconscious thought about roiding.

So is it an implant at birth? The need to pro-create? To leave our mark (ahem)? Or what?


(awaits "Ma" post)

I can't really explain it, its just a really strong urge I have, but its a pity women look at me and think "Oh, THAT guys dick inside me?? Not a chance boy!"
So I spend most of my alone time jerkin off

boogle

I like dr.bollocko

chin_grin

milod wrote: »

Speaking for myself, personally like... it's because I own a penis. If I had tits I'd never leave the house...

Yeah, out of sheer embarrassment for having tits.

Magpie!

Dudess wrote: »

Cuz sex is one of the best things in life.

Although people who talk about it too much probably aren't getting any.

I was going to post a deeply insightful answer to this question and then I saw Dudess's post so I'll just shut up now.

Kold

Because prolonged drug abuse has serious health risks.

Turd Ferguson

milod wrote: »

If I had tits I'd never leave the house...

If I had a fanny I'd spend all day crouching over a mirror rubbing myself raw...

True story

dr.bollocko

boogle wrote: »

I like dr.bollocko

Finally!
VALIDATION!
Boogle for AH mod.
/dances.

dr.bollocko

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I had a fanny. I spent all day crouching over a mirror rubbing myself raw...

True story

FYP

chin_grin

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

If I had a fanny I'd spend all day crouching over a mirror rubbing myself raw...

True story

Is the mirror necessary? Well wait, yeah.

truecrippler

ScumLord wrote: »

Our teachers where shoite!

Especially yore ma your English teacher.

Call Me Jimmy

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

If I had a fanny I'd spend all day crouching over a mirror rubbing myself raw...

True story

Anyone else get a semi after reading this? No? Just me?

Turd Ferguson

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Anyone else get a semi after reading this? No? Just me?

pm'ed

truecrippler

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Anyone else get a semi after reading this? No? Just me?

Just a semi?

boogle

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Finally!
VALIDATION!
Boogle for AH mod.
/dances.

I would be firm but fair.

But dr.bollocko would get special treatment

Frisbee

Coz its awesome... ?

Latchy

Like good food ,wine, beer , it's a Pleasurable expierence.

But there is good and bad sex to .

Abi

IvaBigWun wrote: »

This is a genuine question.

If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or just talk about sex. Everything from what we eat to how we dress is a subconscious thought about roiding.

I love when you get all philosphical. It means you've cut yourself off yore shag supply again


No more

With

I suggest you go starch a sock :pac: :pac: :pac:

Bijoux

IvaBigWun wrote: »

This is a genuine question.

If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or just talk about sex. Everything from what we eat to how we dress is a subconscious thought about roiding.

So is it an implant at birth? The need to pro-create? To leave our mark (ahem)? Or what?


(awaits "Ma" post)

Ironic thread, considering the OP's name is 'IveABigWun' :rolleyes:

It is an interesting question though, I think a lot of it has to do with society...for example, it was taboo to discuss such things around 100 years ago, but now it's a perfectly everyday thing.
I think society is the answer....to a certain degree we were programmed to do it, but the 'obsession' stems from society's influence...well in my opinion anyhow

jigglywoo

I think people are obsessed because they're either not getting enough or the sex they are getting is crap and they want better.

unit88

its just like any other thing to talk about and it keeps you intrested compared to some other things

Earthhorse

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

Evolution.

Creation, actually.

Pro-creation that is.

Muhawhawhaw.

*swirls brandy*

boogle wrote: »

I like dr.bollocko

He's been our family's bollocko for years.