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Why are human beings obssessed about sex?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    I like dr.bollocko


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    milod wrote: »
    Speaking for myself, personally like... it's because I own a penis. If I had tits I'd never leave the house...

    Yeah, out of sheer embarrassment for having tits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Dudess wrote: »
    Cuz sex is one of the best things in life.

    Although people who talk about it too much probably aren't getting any.


    I was going to post a deeply insightful answer to this question and then I saw Dudess's post so I'll just shut up now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Because prolonged drug abuse has serious health risks.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    milod wrote: »
    If I had tits I'd never leave the house...


    If I had a fanny I'd spend all day crouching over a mirror rubbing myself raw...

    True story


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    boogle wrote: »
    I like dr.bollocko

    Finally!
    VALIDATION!
    Boogle for AH mod.
    /dances.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I had a fanny. I spent all day crouching over a mirror rubbing myself raw...

    True story

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    If I had a fanny I'd spend all day crouching over a mirror rubbing myself raw...

    True story

    Is the mirror necessary? Well wait, yeah.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Our teachers where shoite! :(

    Especially yore ma your English teacher.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    If I had a fanny I'd spend all day crouching over a mirror rubbing myself raw...

    True story

    Anyone else get a semi after reading this? No? Just me?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Anyone else get a semi after reading this? No? Just me?


    pm'ed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Anyone else get a semi after reading this? No? Just me?

    Just a semi? :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Finally!
    VALIDATION!
    Boogle for AH mod.
    /dances.

    I would be firm but fair.

    But dr.bollocko would get special treatment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,587 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Coz its awesome... ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Like good food ,wine, beer , it's a Pleasurable expierence.

    But there is good and bad sex to .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    This is a genuine question.

    If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or just talk about sex. Everything from what we eat to how we dress is a subconscious thought about roiding.

    I love when you get all philosphical. It means you've cut yourself off yore shag supply again ;)


    No more

    With

    I suggest you go starch a sock :pac: :pac: :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    This is a genuine question.

    If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or just talk about sex. Everything from what we eat to how we dress is a subconscious thought about roiding.

    So is it an implant at birth? The need to pro-create? To leave our mark (ahem)? Or what?


    (awaits "Ma" post)


    Ironic thread, considering the OP's name is 'IveABigWun' :rolleyes:

    It is an interesting question though, I think a lot of it has to do with society...for example, it was taboo to discuss such things around 100 years ago, but now it's a perfectly everyday thing.
    I think society is the answer....to a certain degree we were programmed to do it, but the 'obsession' stems from society's influence...well in my opinion anyhow :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    I think people are obsessed because they're either not getting enough or the sex they are getting is crap and they want better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭unit88


    its just like any other thing to talk about and it keeps you intrested compared to some other things


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Evolution.

    Creation, actually.

    Pro-creation that is.

    Muhawhawhaw.

    *swirls brandy*
    boogle wrote: »
    I like dr.bollocko

    He's been our family's bollocko for years.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    i think there's also the fact that from childhood we're raised to think sex is naughty!

    I mean, one lecturer at the start of the year would make some sort of reference to sex and everyone would laugh, just coz he mentioned sex.

    In 50 years time when kids are told about sex immeditely, everyone will see it as normal.

    if someone mentioned sex in a lecure, no-one would laugh. They'd be like "what's the big deal? i don't get it?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Why? Feels good man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    im not obsessed with sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    There is a town in the Isle of Wight called Ryde.
    Ahahahaha.
    http://www.world-guides.com/images/isle_of_wight/isle_of_wight_map.jpg
    Not as good as this :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    its just the prelude to what everyone really wants to talk about-oral sex


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    its just the prelude to what everyone really wants to talk about-oral sex

    talk about it? fcuk that.

    Less talk more action


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    mental07 wrote: »
    Not as good as this :pac:


    Hahahaha.....nice! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Just another form of entertainment :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    With hotties like this around, it's hard to think of anything else:
    http://movies.about.com/od/princecaspian/ig/Prince-Caspian-Photos/princecaspianpic6.htm

    My mother and I saw the Prince Caspian 3 times in the cinema just to see this hunk. We attempted to see it a fourth time on Wednesday but it's not in cinemas any more!:( When the DVD comes out, I won't be leaving the house for a looooong time!


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I was just looking at swedish ladies in numerous saunae with clothing optional policies on google image searches there for the last two hours. I just realised.
    Google.

    Go ogle.




    That's why Ivor!
    Back to the laydeez.


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