Why are human beings obssessed about sex?

IvaBigWun · 12-08-2008 02:33PM #1

This is a genuine question.

If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or just talk about sex. Everything from what we eat to how we dress is a subconscious thought about roiding.

So is it an implant at birth? The need to pro-create? To leave our mark (ahem)? Or what?

(awaits "Ma" post)

ScumLord · 12-08-2008 02:35PM

You should have paid more attention in school. This was all explained in maths.

IvaBigWun · 12-08-2008 02:36PM

ScumLord wrote: »

You should have paid more attention in school. This was all explained in maths.

lmao.

Maths?!

chin_grin · 12-08-2008 02:36PM

Read this.....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FVJ2T25YL._SL500_.jpg

...might answer all!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 12-08-2008 02:37PM

why do human beings breath oxygen?

that's just weird.

kaimera · 12-08-2008 02:38PM

Boredom. [and maths]

you think that oxygen your breathing Mord? hmmm...

javaboy · 12-08-2008 02:38PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or talk about the weather.

btw I didn't realise that what we eat has some kind of sexual subtext.

/swears off sausages for life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y8BL9ALtw4

CountingCrows · 12-08-2008 02:39PM

Survival, if you don't dip some young one for oil every now and again, your balls will explode

Tar.Aldarion · 12-08-2008 02:40PM

Evolution.

ScumLord · 12-08-2008 02:41PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

lmao.

Maths?!

Our teachers where shoite!

jester77 · 12-08-2008 02:41PM

Obsessed is a bit much, us guys only think about it once every 12 minutes.
That means we are obsessing over something else the other 11 minutes.

R0ot · 12-08-2008 02:41PM

Maths.

monkeyfudge · 12-08-2008 02:41PM

I think you'll find that humans are generally far more obsessed with the cost of living.

brianthebard · 12-08-2008 02:41PM

If you keep running out of things to talk about,might i suggest a book or current affairs magazine?

IvaBigWun · 12-08-2008 02:42PM

CountingCrows wrote: »

Survival

Could be the whole "Fight or Flight" thing I suppose. Survival of the species and all that.

Or in AH Speak: Spread Yore Spunk.

Dudess · 12-08-2008 02:43PM

Cuz sex is one of the best things in life.

Although people who talk about it too much probably aren't getting any.

Mimikyu · 12-08-2008 02:43PM

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IvaBigWun · 12-08-2008 02:43PM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I think you'll find that Irish humans are generally far more obsessed with the cost of living in Ireland.

FYP

byrner88 · 12-08-2008 02:45PM

its all because of "Yore ma"

IvaBigWun · 12-08-2008 02:47PM

byrner88 wrote: »

its all because of "Yore ma"

Glad we got that out of the way. It took 19 posts though! For shame.

Turd Ferguson · 12-08-2008 03:18PM

I just like sex.

Nothing better than entering that salty blood pocket.

End of discussion :pac:

Wazdakka · 12-08-2008 03:31PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Why are human beings obssessed about sex?

Cause.. well ya know..

Its awesome..

Am I missing something?

Edit.. ^^ Set myself up there... Doh

javaboy · 12-08-2008 03:39PM

When someone starts a thread complaining about how everybody is so obsessed with thanks, it is rightly denounced as a devious attempt at garnering thanks. Usually because they are not getting enough thanks.

:cool:

Wazdakka · 12-08-2008 03:42PM

Maybe there should be a thank yourself off button?

dr.bollocko · 12-08-2008 03:46PM

I only read this thread because the word sex was in the title.
That is all.

Turd Ferguson · 12-08-2008 03:47PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Maybe there should be a thank yourself off button?

I have one...although its more of a lever

taidghbaby · 12-08-2008 04:05PM

it is because god created da b!tches

funk-you · 12-08-2008 04:11PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I only read this thread because the word sex was in the title.

+1. Op, stop fapping and talk to women. You'll understand.

-Funk

dr.bollocko · 12-08-2008 04:19PM

There is a town in the Isle of Wight called Ryde.
Ahahahaha.
http://www.world-guides.com/images/isle_of_wight/isle_of_wight_map.jpg

milod · 12-08-2008 04:53PM

Speaking for myself, personally like... it's because I own a penis. If I had tits I'd never leave the house...

JangoFett · 12-08-2008 04:54PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

This is a genuine question.

If we have nothing else to talk about, we either bitch or just talk about sex. Everything from what we eat to how we dress is a subconscious thought about roiding.

So is it an implant at birth? The need to pro-create? To leave our mark (ahem)? Or what?

(awaits "Ma" post)

I can't really explain it, its just a really strong urge I have, but its a pity women look at me and think "Oh, THAT guys dick inside me?? Not a chance boy!"
So I spend most of my alone time jerkin off

Why are human beings obssessed about sex?

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