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Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Tony Danza.

    Ah no, Tony's a legend :p



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭SIX PACK


    Tiger Woods, Ashley Cole, How could the be such idiots... Think their brains are somewhere else


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Gang of Gin


    Damien Richardson, if only for his insipid World cup droning.
    Arnold Schwarzenegger


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    twink


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Beyonce - stop using Lady Ga Ga to try reinvent yourself you parasite.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭cocalolaman


    Mostly people from ads,like that 'cheeky volvic' guy or that pink one from the vanish oxi action ad's..

    also lady gaga,gok whatsisface,kerry katona,posh and pretty much every footballers wife,female models,paris hilton,daniel radcliffe..many more that I cant think of right now..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    Whyno wrote: »
    Brian Dowling & Ted Walsh

    really? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    I'm going to say BBC Coast presenter and general Scottish fancy boy, Neil Oliver (the long haired feck). I just heard him explain the meaning of the name of French region Finistére and I really had an urge to punch the TV. It kinda went along the lines of...

    [Bad Husky Scottish Accent]
    "If you know basic schoolboy french you know the meanings of the two words which make up Finistére. 'Fin' means the end and 'tére' means the earth. So it literally means....."

    *Shakes long hair and broadens shoulders while looking directly into the camera*

    "......The End of the Earth"
    [Bad Husky Scottish Accent]

    The man makes me want to kill!!!!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,978 ✭✭✭✭A Dub in Glasgo


    lol, I actually think he is good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    lol, I actually think he is good

    I would bury him under my patio and feel no remorse!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    If I have to watch and listen to George Hook extolling the virtues of Sky TV much longer then I won't have a TV cause I'll have put my boot through the screen.

    No we're not all millionaires, in fact I never was and so I can't afford it and don't really want the ffing thing.

    Now you and your friend Rupert, F off and don't annoy me any more.


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Personal abuse will result in infractions/bans.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭baltimore sun


    Mohammed

    & the Pope, or all the popes if they were still alive.

    Pete Doherty

    Everyone on Top Gear


  • Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭Any key?


    Mostly people from ads,like that 'cheeky volvic' guy or that pink one from the vanish oxi action ad's..

    also lady gaga,gok whatsisface,kerry katona,posh and pretty much every footballers wife,female models,paris hilton,daniel radcliffe..many more that I cant think of right now..


    woah don't diss Harry Potter.....this thread just hit a new low.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 1,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭ChopShop


    Steven Fry. - Apparently he's intellectually superior to almost everyone, but will do a program where he drives across America in a London taxi.
    Sounds like something Alan Patridge came up with - and later rejected.

    Brian Lenihan. - Stop walking around like your'e the f*cking messiah and you're going to drag the country of it's knees once the other Brian is gone.

    John Gormless. - Out of his depth in a paddling pool.

    Enda Kenny. - Jumped up self-important provincial school master.

    Peter Andre. - How insipid can a person be?

    Ronan Keating. - Before i thought he was just a twerp, turns out he's a prick too.

    David Cameron. - Airbrushed fraud.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭yomchi


    Sean Moncrief repeatedly and then stand on his face after he falls down

    Oh and Russell Brand, even harder and more aggressively


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36 snoepys


    Mick McCarthy the former Republic of Ireland manager.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,130 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Mohamed


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 1,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭ChopShop


    Steven Spielberg.

    - How can he really believe that what he's doing with Indiana Jones is of any merrit?
    - Does he really need more money?


    Kirk Hammett.

    What an ego.


    Seth McFarlane.


    Not funny.


    Can't wait for American Guy and Family Dad.... heck, Fox will probably have him 're-imagine' The Simpsons too.

    yomchi wrote: »

    Oh and Russell Brand, even harder and more aggressively

    ...and Katy Perry.


    At least he's moderately funny.

    But i have absolutely no idea what she's famous for other than wearing several pounds of makeup and dressing a particular way.

    ..and i'm really enjoying this 'romance' of theirs.

    'ZOMG he's sooo British!!' It's one of the most transparent publicity stunts i've seen in years. He gets his profile boosted in the US, she gets hers boosted in the UK.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭St._Andalou


    Jedward.

    I know it's an obvious choice, but f**k me are they annoying. Thank God their 15 minutes of fame are nearly over.

    Honorary mentions:

    *Russell Brand
    *Ryan Tubridy
    *Brendan O'Connor
    *Eamonn Dunphy
    *The lead singer of Coldplay whose name escapes me right now.
    *George Galloway
    *Jackie Healy Ray


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 1,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭ChopShop


    Robbie Williams.

    'I get paid tens of millions of pounds to come up with simplistic songs, but i'm so f*cking depressed'.

    Yeah, i know loads of people hate him, but i think what i really hate is the fact that he's so disproportionately popular in this
    country.


    *Brendan O'Connor

    May i join you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 314 ✭✭Mr Cawley


    The Queen

    Some of those Oasis knacks too


  • Registered Users Posts: 428 ✭✭[Rasta]


    All politicians, cause all they can do is argue useless crap with no results, ever.

    Bankers, because they're just a joke, maximum risk for customer, minimum risk for them and if they then somehow manage to fail then the customer ends up bailing them out with a nice pension on top of that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Richard Boyd Barret.

    Was hoping to see him bopped over the head with a baton yesterday too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    I will match your richard boyd barret with my sean fitzpatric, punched only when I buy 4 large pikey signet rings from argos

    punched with a five metre run up though, downhill


    a single blow death punch god willing the thieving bashterd:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Lily allen (and her aulfella)

    To be fair I'd rather punch both of them square in the face than on the side of the head.

    Throw Tangowoman Michelle Heaton in there for a full fortce kick in the minge also


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭PaganKing


    Gerry Ryan - Anybody got a Shovel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    PaganKing wrote: »
    Gerry Ryan - Anybody got a Shovel?

    Boooo (dislike)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    SIX PACK wrote: »
    Tiger Woods, Ashley Cole, How could the be such idiots... Think their brains are somewhere else

    they are located in their penises :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Piers Morgan-imagine appearing on Britains got Talent. "Ok what are you going to do for us tonight?" BAMM-thats what you smug tosser:D:D
    Sarah Jessica Parker,though she looks like she's been punched too many times already.


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