Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

Gang of Gin

That marble-mouthed, arrogant fatty that never guesses the correct origin of wine even though he's supposed to be an 'expert' - Tom Doorley - the amount of backslapping he does with the guest critics is very hard to take.Brendan Courtney - since when was he an expert on fashion? It seems if you hang around long enough in RTE or TV3 they'll let you present any kind of arsey show regardless of your credentials.

Seachmall

Tom Cruise, Sarah Palin, Jesus.

beauty101

Jordan.

OutlawPete

beauty101 wrote: »

Jordan.

Be more craic to use her breasts as punch bags

Spore

Daphne from the Eggheads.

I. Hate. You. Daphne. With your always-pretending-to-guess-the-answer.

"I haven't the faintest clue Dermot, is it B Buckminsterfullerene?"
"You're right again Daphne"
"Ohhhh! How delightful. I hadn't the faintest clue, I just took a guess"

Sure you did bitch. Sure you did.

Kiith

OutlawPete wrote: »

Be more craic to use her breasts as punch bags

Be more craic to use them for something else i'd say.

Hank_Jones

Piers Morgan.

Saw him on tv the other day, he deserves a beating.

Wouldn't think that anyone would be unhappy about it either..

myflipflops

Ed Byrne - I'd stick the boot in a couple of times once he hit the ground too.

OutlawPete

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Piers Morgan.
Saw him on tv the other day, he deserves a beating.
Wouldn't think that anyone would be unhappy about it either..

This video should have the title ..

'Jeremy Clarkson doesn't like Piers Morgan very much'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ffWTdXw4A

myflipflops

Spore wrote: »

Daphne from the Eggheads.

I. Hate. You. Daphne..

Harsh on Daphne in my opinion.

CJ is the Egghead i really despise. Always telling you answers to questions that weren't asked. I would love to smash him in the face.

Dermot: 'What's the capital of Algeria?'

CJ: 'Well, London is the capital of England and i know Paris is the capital of France.....'

Who gives a f**K???? That wasn't the question.

Also, his name is CJ de Mooi. Impossible to be anything but a c**t with that name.


I like this thread.....

Armin_Tamzarian

Cheryl Cole.

"well, its been such an emotional night..."
"I think you've worked so so hard this week..."
"Louis, can I speak..."
"this isnt' a dance competition..."
"he's like a brother to me..."
etc, etc etc...

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

Tommy Tiernan
Pat Shortt
Smug bastard in meteor ad(does he count as famous:P)
Simon Cowell
Louis Walsh
Alan Shearer
Alan Hansen
Mark Lawrenson
Jeff Stelling
Colin Farrell

I could go on and on .

heavyballs

Gaybo
Bono
Meteor add smug basterd
Sinead o Connor(a couple of times)
Tony Cascarino
The pope
Bishop Daly

oh nearly forgot my number 1:Brian Ormand

Red Tempest

Jordan :mad:

I don't even read trash magazines and I'm sick of looking at her,shes everywhere. I'd punch her in her obviously implant swollen mouth.

Queen-Mise

Jeremy Clarkson. So many reasons I want to punch him in the side of the head.

But the latest reason why I want to do it - is Jeremy Clarkson's claim that speed doesn't kill. This claim was made because of Richard Hammond not being killed in his accident - so therefore 'Speed doesn't kill'. Absolute and utter balderdash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDR0HFZXxs

Go to 1 hour 10 mins in and hear him saying it.

And just in case you don't believe this Jeremy you moron... take a look at this, from 1990 but still packs a punch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoaGq_6UH4s

Clarkson is the celebrity I hate most - from all the Jordan's, Cowell's, anorexics in Hollywood, fundamentalist religious nuts. Clarkson I despise with a vengeance - I detest what he stands for and everything about him.


I wonder should I just copy this and put in the R&R forum

Queen-Mise

Embedding of the video is disabled, here is the link for you tube - still 70 mins in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VDR0HFZXxs

Sir Gallagher

Queen-Mise
Jeremy Clarkson..

I would have agreed with you QM but then i saw Pete's post on the previous page and now have a new found respect for Jeremy Clarkson, not that i like him that much, more so "my enemy's enemy is my friend" type of thing.

OutlawPete wrote: »

This video should have the title ..

'Jeremy Clarkson doesn't like Piers Morgan very much'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ffWTdXw4A

SV

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Embedding of the video is disabled, here is the link for you tube - still 70 mins in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VDR0HFZXxs

That was clearly tongue in cheek.
It's not the speed that kills, it's the stupid driving that does it.
If you really do think speed kills then I suggest you lobby for cars to be banned.

anyway, no point in dragging this OT

jd007

David Mcwilliams! The panel was bad enough before he started presenting it!

bonerm

James Corden.

He's the current posterboy for the Channel4 chav generation : "Doesn't matter that you're a fat, talentless twat. You too can become famous just like me "" as he might be heard to say :rolleyes:

PeterIanStaker

Dunphy
Brendan O'Connor,
Pope Paedo VIVIVI
Bono
Mary Harney
Kings of Leon

fakearms123

Jade Goody

Unfortunately God got there first and punched her in the side of the head with a hand full of cancer, he hit her so hard that it knocked the hair off her head!

Bawnmore

fakearms123 wrote: »

Jade Goody

Unfortunately God got there first and punched her in the side of the head with a hand full of cancer, he hit her so hard that it knocked the hair off her head!

Harsh :eek:

joolsveer

SV wrote: »

........
It's not the speed that kills, it's ...........

coming to a sudden halt

Dempsey

Russell Brand

Darksaga87

fakearms123 wrote: »

Jade Goody

Unfortunately God got there first and punched her in the side of the head with a hand full of cancer, he hit her so hard that it knocked the hair off her head!

fcuk...

Whyno

Brian Dowling & Ted Walsh

Whyno

fakearms123 wrote: »

Jade Goody

Unfortunately God got there first and punched her in the side of the head with a hand full of cancer, he hit her so hard that it knocked the hair off her head!

Your a rough man

purpur1

Ronan Keating (several times - he needs it badly)
Jodie Marsh.

Wazdakka

Tony Danza.