Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

Sir Gallagher

Lily allen (and her aulfella)
Agyness dean( she disgusts me)
Billy "ooh look at me i have a purple beard, i'm a big madser" Connolly

Sherifu

Pat Kenny.
Ray D'Arcy.

Latchy

Naiomi Cambell (for obious reasons )

Sharon Ozbourne .just for the sake of it ,womon gets on my tits

Pete docherty - wake up you cnut

Robett Mugabe

Dustin Hoffman ,for the 'arent i wonderful expression on his face ' your not and laurence olivia was right , you cant act .

oh i'm sure i will think of a few more to

ps - probably get some female to do the women for me

ImDave

Sherifu wrote: »

Pat Kenny.

+1

Sir Gallagher

Good shout on Dustin Hoffman that chap becomes more and more annoying as the years roll on, i hate his sleazy voice, small bastard.

Ruu_Old

Louis Walsh.
Celebrity has-beens that pop up on American telly like Vanilla Ice and Dustin Diamond.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'd love to shoot Tommy Tiernan in the side of the head, not punch him.

Other than that...

Brian O'Driscoll.

Anyone who has ever appeared on Big Brother.

And anyone who can be cruel to an animal.

Earthhorse

The side of the head?

That's very specific, I'll have to think about it.

Xavi6

Bono
Roy Keane

Cool_CM

Glen Hansard, repeatedly

Sir Gallagher

Earthhorse wrote: »

The side of the head?

That's very specific, I'll have to think about it.

Yep preferably the right side of the head without them knowing. Have a think about it and get back to me on it!

Wishbone Ash

Sir Gallagher!

Dave!

Mainly just Bono......

Since it's Bono, can I have a special dispensation to use a baseball bat instead of punching him? I think it's warranted.

Earthhorse

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Yep preferably the right side of the head without them knowing. Have a think about it and get back to me on it!

Okay, thanks for that additional information.

This will require some personal reflection on the nature of man; specifically, the right side of his head without him knowing.

Degsy

I'd like to punch Mary Harney up the cnunt.

robby^5

Kanye West.

Sir Gallagher

Wishbone Ash wrote: »

Sir Gallagher!

but i'm not famous ya big silly billy.

Sir Gallagher

Degsy wrote: »

I'd like to punch Mary Harney up the cnunt.

You'r only allowed to use your hands.

RxQueen

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

but i'm not famous ya big silly billy.

LOL!!!!


bono FTW

KnifeWRENCH

Nicky Wire.
Gerard Way.
Pete Wentz.
Chris Martin.
50 Cent.
Matthew Fox.

And if I'm allowed punch women, then Jessica Kuerten and Ellen Pompeo.

Btw are we allowed use knuckledusters?

david_the_great

peter andre- gets on my nerves

the gay judge from strictly come dancing

kimberly stewart

Sir Gallagher

Robbie Williams whilst he is giving Brendan O'Carroll a blowjob.

Latchy

John motson for his irritating voice over the years while watching internationals ie,

' oh ...look mark ....eh ....the ...em, referee is going to his linesm....wait .....no ...no he's not ,he's ..........wait a minute ....yes....yes....i can see somthing now ......oh my goodness

he's had it coming for years

orestes

Every pseudo celebrity who is just famous for shagging a footballer/getting their tits out in the sun or nuts magazine, every whingey assed footballer who makes fifty grand a week and then bitches that they don't get paid enough in their contract negotiations, anyone who has ever appeared on Big Brother, every single model in history (should all be force fed to the point where their stomachs explode, f**kers), every rock star who thinks that because they made a couple of cd's they suddenly know how to save the world, Tom Cruise and the other famous members of that cult of his, Dane Cook (hack fcuk), and the number one candidate for a punch in the head just cos they are the personification of all things wrong and evil in this world, Paris fcuking Hilton.

Phew, I feel better after that

Jesus Wept

Degsy wrote: »

I'd like to punch Mary Harney up the cnunt.

You'd fall in.

Sir Gallagher

Good shout on Dane cook, what the hell is the deal with him and his fans seen his show on Paramont before and was extremely confused as to why he was so popular, crowd full of thick rednecks i suppose.

ejmaztec

Stephen Hawking, feckin' know-it-all!

Latchy

orestes wrote: »

Every pseudo celebrity who is just famous for shagging a footballer/getting their tits out in the sun or nuts magazine, every whingey assed footballer who makes fifty grand a week and then bitches that they don't get paid enough in their contract negotiations, anyone who has ever appeared on Big Brother, every single model in history (should all be force fed to the point where their stomachs explode, f**kers), every rock star who thinks that because they made a couple of cd's they suddenly know how to save the world, Tom Cruise and the other famous members of that cult of his, Dane Cook (hack fcuk), and the number one candidate for a punch in the head just cos they are the personification of all things wrong and evil in this world, Paris fcuking Hilton.

Phew, I feel better after that

+ 50

Sir Gallagher

ejmaztec wrote: »

Stephen Hawking, feckin' know-it-all!

You'll have to punch him on the side of the head which isn't glued to his shoulder.

Loopy

Every Wag, especially Posh

Kerry Katona

Liam Gallagher

Jordan

And basically any celeb who's famous and has fuck all talent

Nelson Mandella, then i would be famous. Then one of you can punch me.

Kiera

I'd love to give a slap to Jimmy Carr or Lee Evens. Hate those two pricks!

Kiera

Kiera wrote: »

I'd love to give a slap to Jimmy Carr or Lee Evens. Hate those two pricks!

why didnt i think of them:pac:

Pen1987

I have no deeply-hidden pyschological bitterness or jealousy towards any pseudo celebs just because I'm not in their shoes, hence I have no desire to punch any of them. Or any talented celebs for that matter.


Mugabe is a bit of a gob****e though.


Oh and Pat Kenny.

Kiera

LittleNipper wrote: »

why didnt i think of them:pac:

Cause i'm clever..........

Clare Bear

Jodie Marsh...if it wasn't for the work she does for animal charities I'd want her executed.
Des Bishop...knowing him personally a few years ago he's after turning in to a right tosspot since he hit the big time (Ahem).
Kerry Katona...scum personified.
Louis Walsh
Duncan Stewart's daughter...after seeing her on Tubridy I want her to die a slow and painful death. Duncan should get to nail her head to a roof, it looks like he hates her as much as everyone else does.
Amy Declinehouse
Prince
Twink
Brendan O'Carroll....where did he get that tone from all of a sudden? Nothing but an unfunny knack who thinks he's important.
Nicolas Cage...he just has an annoying face. I want to squish it.
Ray Foley............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH don't get me started!
Ronan Keating. Have had the horror of seeing his fugly face in my local pub too many times lately.
Jenny from the Ray D'Arcy show. Gimp.

And breath.

ejmaztec

I'd punch Richard Dawkins and tell him that God told me to do it.

Feelgood

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'd punch Richard Dawkins and tell him that God told me to do it.

Hehehe.....quality.

Personally I'd love to smack Jeremy Kyle the fcukwit.

Cokehead Mother

Dakota Fanning, the cnut.

clicli

George Bush, repeatedly:)

Chinafoot

Kerry Katona
Posh Spice
Jodie Marsh
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ben Affleck
Jennifer Lopez
Matt Damon
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jerry Springer
Amy Winehouse
Adele
All of Razorlight
All of the Killers (you will never, ever sound anything like Springsteen so stop fúcking trying)
Jade Goody
Nicholas Cage
David Letterman
Pat Kenny
Joe Duffy
Brian Ormond
George Lucas
Tom Cruise
Everyone who thought Mama Mia was a good idea.
Renee Zelwegger

Jimbo

Im disgusted nobody said Amanda Brunker yet. I'm not into violence against women, but I'd make an exception for her. Maybe beat her with that stupid book of hers.

Clare Bear

jimbo78 wrote: »

Im disgusted nobody said Amanda Brunker yet. I'm not into violence against women, but I'd make an exception for her. Maybe beat her with that stupid book of hers.

I think people just don't mention her because she goes without saying. And how could I forget my most hated person of all time, Brian O'Driscoll! Tosser extraordinaire.

Mr. Presentable

Degsy wrote: »

I'd like to fist Mary Harney up, the cnunt.

Fixed

Agent Smith

stephen hawkings

ejmaztec

I'd like to give the Daily Mail a collective punch in the head. They keep on banging on about people being too fat, too thin, too old, too young, got cellulite, not got cellulite, ugly people are beautiful, beautiful people are ugly etc etc etc - twisted ba$tards!

Latchy

Clare Bear wrote: »

Jodie Marsh...if it wasn't for the work she does for animal charities I'd want her executed.

Oh fcuk yeah , :eek: the most obious one .She is popping up everywere again talking about ????? what does she do again ?

Ronan Keating. Have had the horror of seeing his fugly face in my local pub too many times lately.
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I thought it was a joke when he said he would like to be considered for the irish presidency but apparently not :eek: get the fcuk away boy band leader

Feelgood wrote: »

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Personally I'd love to smack Jeremy Kyle the fcukwit.

forgot about him .Put him in room with trisa and let her punch fcuk outta him



John Barrowman - this guy is like a bad commercial popping up everywere on tle .I'll pay to have his head shoved down a toilet .

LCDeelite

There are almost too many to mention (!) , but in no particular order of preference.. Here's my Top 40.

1. Willie O' Dea

2. That fella from 'Naked Camera', Patrick McDonnell. He usually plays a park warden. He was also in Father Ted before as Fr Eoin McLove: "I've no willy!". He didn't annoy me in that- just in Naked Camera.

3. The ex-'D'Unbelievable' (D'UMBbelievable!) Jon Kenny. Ah shur, I'll throw in Pat Shortt while I'm at it as well.

4. Mary Hanafin

5. Enda Kenny

6. That bloke off 'The Panel', Andrew Maxwell. See: http://www.comedycv.co.uk/andrewmaxwell/andrew-maxwell-2004-october.jpg

7. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Same thing, same irritation!

8. Rosanna Davison. Attractive, yeah- but a pain in the hole 2 listen to.

9. Pat Kenny

10. Brian Dowling (former Big Brother contestant)

11. Jason Byrne

12. BBC sports presenter, Sue Barker See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/rugby_union_grandstand0_meet_the_team/img/2.jpg

13. Richard Corrigan. "D'yaknowwhattamean??!", says he for the gazzillionith time.

14. Linda Martin- knock all da cosmetic surgery, 'post-Eurovision-win-100-years-ago' smugness outta her big Collie dog head! :pac:

15. Louis Walsh

16. The British former athlete, Colin Jackson See: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41933000/jpg/_41933910_col270.jpg

17. Any American, over-styled, orange MAW (Model Actress Whatever).

18.That one off 'Dan&Becs', actress Holly White.

19. Businessman Bill Cullen http://esoc.ucc.ie/IMAGES/billCullen.jpg

20. Mary O' Rourke

21. 'Peep Show' UK actor, David Mitchell. See: http://www.aboutrufus.com/BBC-TOS7.jpg

22. George McMahon (AKA 'Mondo from Fair City')

23. Caroline Morahan (AKA 'JAWS') :eek:

24. All of the members of Linkin Park

25. 'Nationwide' presenter/tormentor, Mary Kennedy

26. Laura Woods

27. Ian Beale (Adam Woodyatt)

28. Amanda Brunker

29. Jack Black

30. Liam McCormack from RTE2's The Cafe. Who in da name of St Augustine decided it was a good idea to put him in front of a camera??

31. Brian Ormond

32. Keet DUFF-EEE!! (Keith Duffy)

33. British comedian Jimmy Carr. Is he a wax figure?

34. Twink (AKA Adele King)

35. Today FM's Ray Foley

36. TV gardener/all-round knob, Alan Titschmarch

37. Journalist/presenter/whatever, Fiona Looney

38. Kelly Osbourne

39. Pierce Brosnan

40. Any 'glamour model' or talentless R€tards who would turn up @ the opening of a packet of Rolos.

Phew! DONE! :pac:

taidghbaby

Degsy wrote: »

I'd like to punch Mary Harney up the cnunt.

:eek: ya'd be lucky to ever find your hand after that!

i'd punch ronan keating

Clare Bear

latchyco wrote: »

I thought it was a joke when he said he would like to be considered for the irish presidency but apparently not :eek: get the fcuk away boy band leader
.

You are fooking kidding me! Ah ha ha ha ha ha brilliant! He's even more deluded than I originally thought. :pac:

Nolanger

Gerry Ryan - only in Ireland could such a dull, fat, pompous tosser be such a success.