Should boardsies be allowed go out with one another?

Pighead · 03-07-2008 4:06pm #1

Pighead says no.

Its just too messy and brings unwanted tension and friction to the forums. For couples who post together the unresolved argument from the night before over who should put the bins out can often spill over into the forums causing dark clouds of discontent to rumble over the masses.

Its like your 14 all over again, sitting at home in silence with your mama and papa after they've had a blazing row over whose fault it was that their only son has ditched hsi spiderman pyjamas in favour of a nylon pink bodysock.

Look at nesf and simu. Two great posters, started going out, all was rosy in the garden, then they get serious, have a row and simu hasn't posted in about 6 months.

Then theres DesF and Irishird. Oh yeah all's rosy at the moment but mark Pigheads words, in another 6 months we'll be waking up to threads such as "Men are fcukers and lesbianism seems like a good idea right now" and "Shut it you tart, remember when I said you made the best fry up ever? WELL I LIED"

Pighead has turned down hundreds of boards chicks PM advances over the years because the bottom line is the forums are more important than anything else and couples have to choose one or the other because you can't have both.

boogle · 03-07-2008 4:08pm

Hey Pighead, how about meaningless sex? Surely you can gimme tha

R0ot · 03-07-2008 4:09pm

Definitely not. Frictions bad.

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead has turned down hundreds of boards chicks PM advances over the years...

I'm sure not just chicks Pighead. :pac:

Pighead · 03-07-2008 4:10pm

One night stands are ok but thats about it.

boogle wrote: »

Hey Pighead, how about meaningless sex? Surely you can gimme tha

Nope, meaningless sex with Pighead is impossible. Obsession and an unhealthy need for more almost always follows. Better off just saying no from the very beginning.

Terry · 03-07-2008 4:11pm

Definitely not. Frictions bad.

Hmm.
Let's see how this developes.

dr.bollocko · 03-07-2008 4:11pm

Hang on a minute.
I'm the one going out with DesF.

Pighead · 03-07-2008 4:11pm

One night stands are ok but thats about it.

R0ot wrote: »

I'm sure not just chicks Pighead. :pac:

Wasn't going to mention your saucy extremely suggestive PM's R0ot but if you're not afraid of the masses knowing about them well then thats ok.

boogle · 03-07-2008 4:11pm

Pighead wrote: »

Nope, meaningless sex with Pighead is impossible. Obsession and an unhealthy need for more almost always follows. Better off just saying no from the very beginning.

Does the obsession and unhealthy need come from you or them?

Dragan · 03-07-2008 4:12pm

Definitely not. Frictions bad.

Don't see any problem with it. Don't see it as being any of anybody else business other than what they decide to post here.

Surely we should not even allow people to meet in that case?

Actually, who the **** are we to "allow" anyone to do anything?:rolleyes:

AckwelFoley · 03-07-2008 4:13pm

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead says no.

Pighead has turned down hundreds of boards chicks PM advances over the years .

mmhmm.. sure ya did. :rolleyes:

Pighead · 03-07-2008 4:13pm

One night stands are ok but thats about it.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Hang on a minute.
I'm the one going out with DesF.

And therein lies the problem. Without boards this would be a simple illicit 3 way love triangle, with boards this is going to get messy with pages full of hate filled denials, multiple bannings and in all probability a locked thread.

Nobody wants to see that.

aidan_walsh · 03-07-2008 4:14pm

Dragan wrote: »

Don't see any problem with it. Don't see it as being any of anybody else business other than what they decide to post here.

Surely we should not even allow people to meet in that case?

Actually, who the **** are we to "allow" anyone to do anything?:rolleyes:

The big bad mod conspiracy, of course.

challengemaster · 03-07-2008 4:14pm

Loads of boardsies are already going out with eachother... LOADS!

Why tf not?

melekalikimaka · 03-07-2008 4:14pm

I have an opinion on this ut won't share it.

one night stands and thats it

R0ot · 03-07-2008 4:15pm

Definitely not. Frictions bad.

Pighead wrote: »

Wasn't going to mention your saucy extremely suggestive PM's R0ot but if you're not afraid of the masses knowing about them well then thats ok.

And you've turned me down every time. Your a man of principles i'll give ya that!

javaboy · 03-07-2008 4:15pm

It's ok but there should be ground rules. You should have to declare it in a sticky atop AH (or maybe notices/announcements).

If one of them is a mod, then the other shouldn't be allowed post in the forum they moderate so the mod can be unbiased.*

For this reason, smods and admins are not allowed go out with a boardsie at all unless they are of equal rank. You've got 3 days to end your sordid "love" affairs.

*this does not apply to Rb/6th as they're not really mods

:D

justsomebloke · 03-07-2008 4:16pm

Dragan wrote: »

Surely we should not even allow people to meet in that case?

Actually given some of the "interactions" I have seen at the last couple of beers this mighn't be a bad idea

faceman · 03-07-2008 4:16pm

Pighead you never replied to my PM's since i started included pics. I even wore a dress.

Dlite · 03-07-2008 4:17pm

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead says no.

Look at nesf and simu. Two great posters, started going out, all was rosy in the garden, then they get serious, have a row and simu hasn't posted in about 6 months.

Maybe they're still making up....

Pighead · 03-07-2008 4:18pm

One night stands are ok but thats about it.

Dragan wrote: »

Don't see any problem with it. Don't see it as being any of anybody else business other than what they decide to post here.

Surely we should not even allow people to meet in that case?

Actually, who the **** are we to "allow" anyone to do anything?:rolleyes:

"We" are the guardians of the forums, the breadwinners of the boards family, coming here everyday to love, serve and protect the boards.ie logo, trademark and sponsorship ideals.

If you had a daughter who brought home a guy called, lets say snypperr, and said Daddy I love this man and want to marry him, what would you do? You'd kick the fcuk out of the snypperr fella and lock your daughter in a basement until the midlands meathead got the message and moved onto his next victim.

Thats what we as boards custodians shoudl be doing as well.

AckwelFoley · 03-07-2008 4:18pm

I think pighead does have a point.

The sexual tension between rb and degsy is something out of falcon crest.

If they finaly got to mate there would be torn holes and bloody tears all round.

boogle · 03-07-2008 4:20pm

What about if a person introduces their other half to the boards. Their relationship pre-dates boards joinage. What then? Huh?

javaboy · 03-07-2008 4:21pm

snyper wrote: »

I think pighead does have a point.

The sexual tension between rb and degsy is something out of falcon crest.

If they finaly got to mate there would be torn holes and bloody tears all round.

Falconcrest? Nice use of an obscure reference

Wonder who wears the shoulderpads in that relationship?

AckwelFoley · 03-07-2008 4:21pm

Pighead wrote: »

" You'd kick the fcuk out of the snypperr fella and lock your daughter in a basement until the midlands meathead got the message and moved onto his next victim..

anytime lightweight.
You are only making be horney thinking about it.

turgon · 03-07-2008 4:21pm

javaboy wrote: »

You should have to declare it in a sticky atop AH (or maybe notices/announcements).

Are you for real?

Lads and lassies, its only an internet forum site. Its not like its completely close! People here saying two people cant get together cas there both members of the same internet forum. Like, wtf?:rolleyes:

Karoma · 03-07-2008 4:21pm

So... Pighead has finally given up on Beru?

faceman · 03-07-2008 4:21pm

What if one was a mod and the other wasnt? Would it be like in hospitals the way doctors dont sit in the canteen beside the janitors? Or would they spam the mod lover forum when the heartache begins?

==> moved to humanities

Latchy · 03-07-2008 4:23pm

Aint nobody gonna stop anybody going out with er .....anybody as long as abc and xyz and are happy ,there happiness is all that matters (sigh)

Pighead · 03-07-2008 4:23pm

One night stands are ok but thats about it.

challengemaster wrote: »

Loads of boardsies are already going out with eachother... LOADS!

Why tf not?

Thats bollox challengemaster. If that were true then boards would crumble faster than a BGRH members liver functions. Theres 5 couples max here.

Ok we've got DesF and IB, nesf and simu, RB and Pythia, WWM and MAJD and snyper and himself. Apart from that Pighead can't think of many more. And if you retort with a list of more couples Pighead shall re-retort with a claim that they are SHAM couples.

javaboy · 03-07-2008 4:24pm

boogle wrote: »

What about if a person introduces their other half to the boards. Their relationship pre-dates boards joinage. What then? Huh?

They should just give their OH their password. As a matter of fact, there should be an amnesty for anyone currently involved in a torrid romance with a fellow boardsie. The admins should merge their accounts+post history. In the unfortunate event of a breakup, they each get a new separate account with half the post count, half the thanks, they divide equally the friends on their profile page/membership of social groups and any remaining subscription months are divided equally.

Their "relationship account" e.g. RbDegsy_ie will then be permabanned.

Dragan · 03-07-2008 4:25pm

Definitely not. Frictions bad.

Pighead wrote: »

"We" are the guardians of the forums, the breadwinners of the boards family, coming here everyday to love, serve and protect the boards.ie logo, trademark and sponsorship ideals.

If you had a daughter who brought home a guy called, lets say snypperr, and said Daddy I love this man and want to marry him, what would you do? You'd kick the fcuk out of the snypperr fella and lock your daughter in a basement until the midlands meathead got the message and moved onto his next victim.

Thats what we as boards custodians shoudl be doing as well.

You should go to a Beers. You might fall in love.

As for snyper, he's not the worst. Now if she arrived home with you it would be pork for dinner and eye sight tests for her.

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