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Ever been caught having sex, or in an embarrassing position...




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Aisling(",)

got caught last night in the toilets at my mates party.thankfully i had a dress on so nothing was seen.

got caught in a park around 11 one night in the summer by two fellas walking a dog.then they asked could they have a shot!

got caught with my boyfriends hand down my trousers by a group of nuns.that was gass though

Rb

Aisling(",) wrote: »

got caught last night in the toilets at my mates party.thankfully i had a dress on so nothing was seen.

got caught in a park around 11 one night in the summer by two fellas walking a dog.then they asked could they have a shot!

got caught with my boyfriends hand down my trousers by a group of nuns.that was gass though

Aren't you 13 or something?

Dudess

Mairt wrote: »

Oh & yes, you are a littlebitdull

No they're not. They're just understandably appalled by the way you referred to women in your post - and the utter contempt you showed them. Post any more offensive sh*t like that and you're banned. Tell me, would you like a guy referring to/treating your daughter that way when she's of age? How come you act like you're a real pillar of society and then happily brag about getting your cock sucked by a customer WHILE WORKING AS A BOUNCER!!

rb_ie wrote:

Aren't you 13 or something?

Lol I know. But you gotta have sex now when you're a child because it's "cool". Well at least you gotta lie about doing so. Speaking of which: St0n3d, yeah I really believe that happened on your 14th birthday.

Red Hand

Cool, I see the Ballymuners are out in force in this thread!:D

Aisling(",)

rb_ie wrote: »

Aren't you 13 or something?

im 16 actually bt two of thoose times i was 15

Rb

Dudess wrote: »

Lol I know. But you gotta have sex now when you're a child because it's "cool". Well at least you gotta lie about doing so. Speaking of which: St0n3d, yeah I really believe that happened on your 14th birthday.

Yeah, particularly girls though. Always in such a rush to be an "adult" and then can't handle it when they fck up (i.e pregnancy, ending up with alcohol poisoning, being used for sex etc) and end up crying to mummy and daddy. I love how they then come out with statements such as "Oh my god how did this happen to me" . It's such a deluded mindset, but hey, that's how society is these days and how it was when I was growing up too (but not to such an extent I would imagine).

It's quite prevelant online too, kids wanting to act like and/or fit in with adults, it's certainly present here on Boards anyway.

Guys are a bit different though, always more immature and not in such a massive rush to be an adult. However, they still do things like getting pissed and having sex, but considering guys start jerkin' the gerkin pretty young I suppose it's only natural to want to have sex (given that it's like 1000 times better). Girls just do it to be cool/mature though. Lol @ teen pregnancy.

St0n3d

Ahoi Ballymun!

Lol Kick. Maybe an update in years to come eh :P

"God, I was a nasty little 16 year old."

Rb

Aisling(",) wrote: »

im 16 actually bt two of thoose times i was 15

Lol, not much of a difference there kiddo.

Shouldn't be hanging around parks at 11 o'clock at night either, unless you actually want to be raped by a homeless man.

Aisling(",)

rb_ie wrote: »

Lol, not much of a difference there kiddo.

Shouldn't be hanging around parks at 11 o'clock at night either, unless you actually want to be raped by a homeless man.

compared to how immature i was at 13 the difference is fairly big.

was drunk and it was warm and we were walking through the park anyway

Rb

Aisling(",) wrote: »

compared to how immature i was at 13 the difference is fairly big.

was drunk and it was warm and we were walking through the park anyway

Oooh I'm all mature and adult at 16.

Red Hand

Get a room you two. Or the park!:)

Dudess

In fairness rb_ie, there may not be much of a difference between, say, 21 and 24, but there IS a big difference between 13 and 16.
Re the Ballymun comments: In fairness, poshie kids have underage sex too.

rb_ie wrote: »

Guys are a bit different though, always more immature and not in such a massive rush to be an adult. However, they still do things like getting pissed and having sex, but considering guys start jerkin' the gerkin pretty young I suppose it's only natural to want to have sex (given that it's like 1000 times better).

Yeah, true. With guys it's literally just a case of sticking it in (yeah I know there's other stuff you enjoy but in terms of the very basics) whereas for girls, a lot of foreplay is required before the physical changes occur that allow us to actually accommodate penetration. No wonder so many really young girls complain about it being sore the first time - if you just get a poke by an inexperienced young lad in your clenched vadge without any foreplay or lube what else is it gonna be but sore? That would be sore even if you WEREN'T a virgin.

Aisling(",)

rb_ie wrote: »

Oooh I'm all mature and adult at 16.

i never said im mature just that im not as immature as i was

St0n3d

Lalalla!

Lets not fall down the road of whos mature and whos not.

Its controversial and annoying for all ..

Thou who doesn't speak of maturity , has it.

Rb

Dudess wrote: »

In fairness rb_ie, there may not be much of a difference between, say, 21 and 24, but there IS a big difference between 13 and 16.

Yeah but not that much of a difference. I mean sure, puberty is in full throttle, bodys changing etc but they still have an enormous amount to go before actually being "grown up" or an adult.

Dudess wrote:

Yeah, true. With guys it's literally just a case of sticking it in (yeah I know there's other stuff you enjoy but in terms of the very basics)

Exactly, stick it in and get your jollies. Beats masturbation so completely understandable that guys would desire sex at a relatively young age. It's "cool" to have sex but there's also a good purpose for it, for males anyway.

Dudess wrote:

whereas for girls, a lot of foreplay is required before the physical changes occur that allow us to actually accommodate penetration.

Exactly, which certainly won't come from an inexperienced kid who just wants to get his rocks off so therefore girls won't be deriving pleasure from having sex, just enjoying the fact that they think it makes them "mature".

Dudess wrote:

No wonder so many really young girls complain about it being sore the first time - if you just get a poke by an inexperienced young lad in your clenched vadge without any foreplay or lube what else is it gonna be but sore? That would be sore even if you WEREN'T a virgin.

Not only do they complain about it the first time, but subsequent times also where they still haven't a clue what they're at (nor do their partners, unless they're actually shagging adults which obv. is wrong) but again, think it's cool that they're having "regular" sex with someone because all the grown ups do.

All good for the lads though "Oww, it won't go in" "Ah sure just stick it in your mouth so"

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

Re the Ballymun comments: In fairness, poshie kids have underage sex too.

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At least the poshies use protection and won't sponge off the state if they get up the Ballyjames.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Deleted User wrote: »

At least the poshies use protection and won't sponge off the state if they get up the Ballyjames.

Yea?... Not my experience ol' kid, not mine at all.

Dudess

Deleted User wrote: »

At least the poshies use protection and won't sponge off the state if they get up the Ballyjames.

There's absolutely no guarantee that pampered, over-privileged kids use protection. And even if they do, it doesn't make it any less fukked up that they're riding at 13 and 14. At least a lot of the kids in Ballymun have the excuse of growing up in difficult circumstances.

St0n3d

Look at Clara ffs. Smallest town in midlands with the highest pregancy rate in the midlands. 14 yo olds pushing prams just isnt right.

BUt, its not the kids faults, its the parents and this goverments stubborness to provide free condoms .

If they had them available maybe kids would use them ,. Maybe it will put the idea of sex into their head, its a no win situation. Both parents and goveremnt need to give the low down on the dangers of not using protection.

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

There's absolutely no guarantee that pampered, over-privileged kids use protection. And even if they do, it doesn't make it any less fukked up that they're riding at 13 and 14. At least a lot of the kids in Ballymun have the excuse of growing up in difficult circumstances.

Usually,the more educated you are,the more exposed to sexual education you are ie precautions etc
Micko and Anto who having been mitching school since they were five because it's "deadly" to be illiterate and unemployable seem to think that using a salt and vinegar crisp packet will suffice.

Like,I lost it at 14!Definitely was and still am immature.But it is no big deal.

Lockstep

Nearly all the people I know who had sex were well aware of the consqeuences.

They just didn't bother with any precautions.

Dudess

Deleted User wrote: »

Like,I lost it at 14!Definitely was and still am immature.But it is no big deal.

I think it's more fukked up and definitely a big deal for girls to be having sex at 13 or 14 for the reasons I gave in post #39. Being female I know what I'm talking about. There is no way I'd have wanted a cock inside me when I was that age. Ok, I fantasised about it with actors and singers etc but not a hope would I have let it happen in real life. I never fancied lads my age anyway, only older men.

Dudess

bullets wrote: »

I dunno who strolls the banks of a river
at 3am on their own though!!!

Or indeed has sex at same location/time.

Got nabbed or 99% nabbed while banging away on a washing machine once
where the mother of a GF walked in on us.

Did you think she was out of the house? Cos if you didn't you kinda deserved to get caught...

Also got nabbed by her brother who walked in on us while starting to do it
in his room.

Ditto

On another occasion was not really caught but my first Long term girlfriend
and myself used to ride in a tree house. The said tree house was built
by an architect down the back of his rather large back garden. It had stairs
and everything. Anyway after a few weeks of going at it and fireing the
used condoms out the window of the tree house we had no idea that some
had stuck to the branches of the trees around the tree house. One night
when we arrived to use said tree house we find that the owner had
taken a chain saw to the steps up to it so we could not frequent our
love shack.

Proper order. It's baffling that you could have such disregard for another person's property. Like, a friend of mine used to shag in a funeral home. Fukking horrible.

St0n3d wrote: »

we all did it

Thing is, we didn't "all do it". No, I've always seen to it that used condoms are thrown in the bin.

St0n3d

Dudess wrote: »

Thing is, we didn't "all do it". No, I've always seen to it that used condoms are thrown in the bin.

I like that, you describe yourself as "we" .

Idiot..

Wanna make it interesting and have a truth hearted poll? Who hasnt thrown away a condom at one stage in their life?

Id gladly sit and laugh at you when its over.. You cant generalise yourself not doing it meaning everyone doesn't. Clearly people do. Just how many i don't know nor wanna know, the point is, it happens.. ANd "we" being some of the majority if not all. Have done it at one point . Whether it blow off in the wind, dropped it in the forest. Etc.

littlebitdull

The beauty of being an adult when having sex is that if you do have an occasion - as myself and boyfriend did once - when someone walks in on you having sex is that you can simply stop, look at them and ask them to leave.

This only happened to us the one time, when we were on a boating trip with friends, but as we were all adults it was not a problem.

There were many times I have had sex in somewhat inapproprate settings - but have never been caught!!

kaimera

Proper order. It's baffling that you could have such disregard for another person's property. Like, a friend of mine used to shag in a funeral home. Fukking horrible.

holy ****.

Sandy vagina?

All high and mighty in this thread aren't we?

Dudess

kaimera wrote: »

holy ****.

Sandy vagina?

All high and mighty in this thread aren't we?

Sorry, didn't realise it was acceptable to have sex on other people's property while leaving condoms strewn around. Or in a place where people's dead loved ones are lying in wait for burial.

Look, threads like this invariably end up with people posting loads of crap just to be "cool" and people don't question it because they're afraid of being "uncool" (no doubt mostly people who are 18-year-old virgins and think they're too "old" to still be virgins). I see no harm in going against the grain.

St0n3d

Yeh its not fun. Im not saying it is. what i said and what dudess tried to debate was noone does it. I say give me 10 people who can safely say they havent out of 20 and il agree.

the truth is, unknown to us we have... Whether you like to accept it or not if you cant remember or your just plain stubborn to the fact your a clean clean person and always take the right steps to dispose of it after intercourse.

This is contirdicting you have a hot women under neath you and you have your mind set on disposing of a condom.. Its not correct,. The mind is far from caring about a condom.. Although it fools you it might, it doesnt fall into basic human structure. What stimulates us does.

Anyone wanna argue the Thought of disposing a condom over powers the feeling after sex? No they wont, its like rubbish, You eat a bar you have what you want. MOst people through it in the nearest bin, some have instinct to throw it from there body as quick as they can. Its all about emotion at the time, and how conscious you are to teh fact your literring..

Nerin

Dudess wrote: »

Sorry, didn't realise it was acceptable to have sex on other people's property while leaving condoms strewn around. Or in a place where people's dead loved ones are lying in wait for burial.

Look, threads like this invariably end up with people posting loads of crap just to be "cool". I see no harm in going against the grain.

it isnt acceptable,but lots of people have done it/are doing it (not that it makes it right)
ive never thrown a condom somewhere random (also i loled at the stanley story) but ive had to resort to fairly icky stuff when caught in the wilds with a lady friend

Dudess

Yeah but you pick it up AFTER the sex! I always do. Granted, I didn't lose my virginity til 18 so there were no parents' house incidents for me apart from them actually being away (thank god, it's just WRONG if they're there).

St0n3d

YOU WONT ALWAYS> thats my point. You don't have to be throwing them away consciously. Just one guy did that here :P

I said we've all done it at one stage, maybe not on purpose. But if you can recall disposing of ever condom ever used, then I'd have to argue you dont have a great sex life.

Dudess

Well most of the time I've had sex is in a bed (I know, so uncool) so it makes it easier to throw them away.

Nerin

St0n3d wrote: »

But if you can recall disposing of ever condom ever used, then I'd have to argue you dont have a great sex life.

or maybe its always so good dudess can never forget it

kaimera

Look, threads like this invariably end up with people posting loads of crap just to be "cool" and people don't question it because they're afraid of being "uncool" (no doubt mostly people who are 18-year-old virgins and think they're too "old" to still be virgins). I see no harm in going against the grain.

No doubt but it seemed like you were taking the posts a bit personally imo. I could be wrong.

Dudess

Nah, I LOVE teh sex! I just never felt that gave me the right to be inconsiderate, nor was I gonna do sexual stuff I didn't want to do, just to go along with the crowd.

Dudess

St0n3d wrote: »

Idiot

Do not refer to a fellow poster as an idiot. Personal abuse is not tolerated here. Read the charter.

GerryRyan

@ Dudess - coming off that high horse any time soon? Just out of curiosity.

Terry

Dudess wrote: »

There's absolutely no guarantee that pampered, over-privileged kids use protection. And even if they do, it doesn't make it any less fukked up that they're riding at 13 and 14. At least a lot of the kids in Ballymun have the excuse of growing up in difficult circumstances.

Not an excuse.
Do you think that all kids in Ballymun are dragged up?

Whether it's Ballymun or Blackrock, teenagers act the same in regards to sex.
It tends to be hidden a bit more in upmarket areas. Trips to London etc.

Dub13

GerryRyan wrote: »

@ Dudess - coming off that high horse any time soon? Just out of curiosity.

I agree with Dudess on this one,looks like I am one of the "uncool" as well.

Unpossible

bullets wrote:

On another occasion was not really caught but my first Long term girlfriend
and myself used to ride in a tree house. The said tree house was built
by an architect down the back of his rather large back garden. It had stairs
and everything. Anyway after a few weeks of going at it and fireing the
used condoms out the window of the tree house we had no idea that some
had stuck to the branches of the trees around the tree house. One night
when we arrived to use said tree house we find that the owner had
taken a chain saw to the steps up to it so we could not frequent our
love shack.

You sound surprised that they guy took steps to stop you having sex where his kids would have been playing. I am also someone who takes care not to just fire condoms any old place after sex. If there isn't a bin I wrap it in tissue until I can get to one.

Dudess wrote:

Like, a friend of mine used to shag in a funeral home. Fukking horrible.

Sounds like a plot in a horror movie


man I am full of puns tonight

Dave!

Dudess wrote: »

No they're not. They're just understandably appalled by the way you referred to women in your post - and the utter contempt you showed them. Post any more offensive sh*t like that and you're banned. Tell me, would you like a guy referring to/treating your daughter that way when she's of age? How come you act like you're a real pillar of society and then happily brag about getting your cock sucked by a customer WHILE WORKING AS A BOUNCER!!

Already abusing the oul' power?

You don't know the girl, and he didn't even mention a name, so she could well be a slapper (and judging by the story, she is).

Dudess wrote: »

Nah, I LOVE teh sex! I just never felt that gave me the right to be inconsiderate, nor was I gonna do sexual stuff I didn't want to do, just to go along with the crowd.

GOOD FOR YOU!!! Weren't you the little individual when you were a teen :rolleyes: Unfortunately alot of -- dare I say most -- teenagers tend to go along with the crowd and try to fit in/be cool. That may involve smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol, or yes, having sex. Not everyone was as mature as your good self.

Terry

DaveMcG wrote: »

Already abusing the oul' power?

You don't know the girl, and he didn't even mention a name, so she could well be a slapper (and judging by the story, she is).

Take it to feedback if you have a problem with any of the AH mods.

Dave!

Nah not arsed

GA361

It's televisions fault that Ireland so screwed up today.I've seen far too many scummers at age 13,14,15,16 etc pushin prams of fatherless babies.

arybvtcw0eolkf

DaveMcG wrote: »

Nah not arsed

And don't.

Someone is losing sleep about this thread, the rest of us are not (you & I included).

The moral horse is a high one when one falls off.

Terry

GA361 wrote: »

It's televisions fault that Ireland so screwed up today.I've seen far too many scummers at age 13,14,15,16 etc pushin prams of fatherless babies.

How do you explain teenage pregnancies in the days before television?
Magdeleine laundries et al?

DaveMcG, don't push it.

Dave!

GA361 wrote: »

It's televisions fault that Ireland so screwed up today.I've seen far too many scummers at age 13,14,15,16 etc pushin prams of fatherless babies.

Are you kidding me? Television?

arybvtcw0eolkf

Dudess wrote: »

At least a lot of the kids in Ballymun have the excuse of growing up in difficult circumstances.

Actually "a lot" don't.

They use growing up in Ballymun as an excuse.

I grew up in Ballymun, all my family still live there.

Its just easier to point to people (young girls mostly) who live in Ballymun than it is to point at their peer's in Foxrock.

GA361

Lets take a logical look at it.I admit that TV has only had a minor influence,but woulnt you agree that many American shows eg.Friends treat the concept of sex to casually,something which isnt a big deal?
I love TV as much as the next guy,but do you not agree that TV has at least a minor influence.

dr.bollocko

Dudess wrote: »

I think it's more fukked up and definitely a big deal for girls to be having sex at 13 or 14 for the reasons I gave in post #39. Being female I know what I'm talking about. There is no way I'd have wanted a cock inside me when I was that age. Ok, I fantasised about it with actors and singers etc but not a hope would I have let it happen in real life. I never fancied lads my age anyway, only older men.

Being female you know what you are talking about? If there is just one, just one thing we have learned from thousands of years of blurring the lines between female and male roles, that is that you being female gives you absolutely no authority whatsoever to make sweeping statements about your entire gender, regardless of how you feel you are some sort of voice for female empowerment. In fact, because you feel strongly in one way, it means that without doubt another will feel strongly in another way.