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Arcto

If the first thing you saw was a lack of trigger discipline........


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Oi, whered the bloody pic go?

Gordon

Arcto wrote: »

If the first thing you saw was a lack of trigger discipline........


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Oi, whered the bloody pic go?

What, the porn pic?

Puding

not the best idea to link to a porn site arcto

bullets

Masada wrote: »

I just got a mental image of you out the back garden in the middle of the night pointing an illuminated P226 at a cat...

rofl.,

Nah Just use the attachement on its own.
Barely fits on the 226 and its a bit wobbly on the m4 rails.

Must have been a horrible mental image....
me out my back garden looking for the Pussy Cats
in my underwear and beer belly on show hoping that I dont
step on slugs in my bear feet, Can of cheep Devils Bit cider in one hand, laser torch in the other.

~B

jill_valentine

We've all been there.

Tommyboy71

bullets wrote: »

hoping that I dont
step on slugs in my bear feet

You have bear feet. That is even more frightening.:D

jill_valentine

?

NakedDex

Bear slippers are the new Magnums.

Arcto

Well then, pardon me

Ive seen worse on public beaches......anyway...not my site, not my rules.

Sorz.

Masada

Heres a quick funny from a BMW owner.

BMW 1337 Guy wrote:

The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my interstates, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the exit ramp! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!

The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane.

Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn’t be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!

Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They’re not free points either - they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won’t be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won’t even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!

See, now THAT’S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW!

deepimpact

ha ha, that's deadly

The bit about the penalty points made me lol

there probably are people out there that think like that.

jill_valentine

Fair City makes me want to kill myself.

Tommy_NDX

DAMN.
Try here maybe;) http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

NakedDex

jill_valentine wrote: »

Fair City makes me want to kill myself.

Fair City just makes me want to kill the cast, writers and everyone within a half mile radius of the set.

Masada

I love how they get Dubliners, who are already putting on D4 accents, and then put on dublin accents in a D4 tone.
typical ireland.

NakedDex

I love that they may as well have killed someone the previous week but it's all forgotten about now. Soap characters have memories like goldfish.

jill_valentine

NakedDex wrote: »

Fair City just makes me want to kill the cast, writers and everyone within a half mile radius of the set.

This was the gist of my first draft of that post, but I was afraid somebody might warn them.

tonyj_mc

lads for people who hate it so much you two seem to know a hell of a lot about

NakedDex

jill_valentine wrote: »

This was the gist of my first draft of that post, but I was afraid somebody might warn them.

I don't care about warning them. They can run if they want, that'll just make hunting them down more entertaining. They have nowhere to hide really considering how many people share the idea around the country.

jill_valentine

Only entertainment they'll ever generate.

Program never goes anywhere. Hours of this:

Whatserface: It's yerself.

Whatshisname: Yeah.

...

...

Whatshisname: I was just at the post office.

Whatserface: Did you pay that bill while you were there?

Whatshisname: No. I thought you did?

Whatserface: No, I thought you said you would?

Whatshisname: No, I didn't. Sure, I didn't have the bill with me!

Whatserface: Ah, I'll have to do it at me lunchbreak now.

Whatshisname: Look, I'm sorry alright! I've a lot on me mind trying to organise my online banking!

And so on. For hours and hours and hours. Argh.

moggser

in fairness its no where as good as that

moggser

My god thats some fine good acting

NakedDex

That wouldn't happen at all. That's an entire conversation with accusation of infidelity/incest/murder/scamming/thievery/blackmail/gun-running or other every day, run-of-the-mill activity that everyone seems to engage in during the course of daily events in these fictional towns.

Masada

jill_valentine wrote: »

Only entertainment they'll ever generate.

Program never goes anywhere. Hours of this:



And so on. For hours and hours and hours. Argh.

hahaha., thats sooo accurate its shocking...

are you writing for RTE on the side?

jill_valentine

If I was, there'd be way more zombies.

Masada

Ya couldnt get any more dead beats in that show if ya tried....

NakedDex

So you write for Pat Kenny?

skapegoat

Used to go to school with Mondo..... Complete wanker in real life too, imagine that!

Washington Irving

Here

CrazyRabbit

Anyone want to try this in Howth? (Calm down, I'm just kidding!)

http://www.break.com/index/french-soldier-invades-normandy-beach-60-years-too-late.html