guinea pig stuck under my shed

spareman

Im experianced in this field, couldn't believe it when I seen the thread title, Our guinea pig went under our shed a few years back, Heres how I got him out, I reached in as far as I could and left a trail of lettuce for him and he ate his way out untill he made it to the piece of lettuce I was holding in my hand then just grapped him, took a few try's but got him eventually, It took me 6 hours of lying in the grass very still in the pissing rain, but it worked.

Kess73

Did it come out? Or did the OP get stuck under the shed with it?


I have been checking back to see what happened. My life is really dull

Aisling(",)

oh did the fuzzy little cavy survive???

Jesus Wept

When's the funeral?

TheThing!

Get a flame thrower and fry that muthas ass!!!

barbaraw19

Hear ye Hear ye

Boards favourute hamster been caught!!!!!! Horray! After 3 tiresome days of sitting around i finally caught the little bugger at 12:30 last night. I'll take a pic of the little creature and stick it up when i get time later

Dr Strange

barbaraw19 wrote: »

Hear ye Hear ye

Boards favourute hamster been caught!!!!!! Horray! After 3 tiresome days of sitting around i finally caught the little bugger at 12:30 last night. I'll take a pic of the little creature and stick it up when i get time later

Fantastic. He could be an AH mascot!

Kess73

barbaraw19 wrote: »

Hear ye Hear ye

Boards favourute hamster been caught!!!!!! Horray! After 3 tiresome days of sitting around i finally caught the little bugger at 12:30 last night. I'll take a pic of the little creature and stick it up when i get time later

Good stuff, return of the GP.

barbaraw19

barbaraw19 wrote: »

Hear ye Hear ye

I'll take a pic of the little creature and stick it up when i get time later

Will that be before or after you get him stuffed & mounted.

DonJose

barbaraw19 wrote: »

Boards favourute hamster been caught!!!!!!

WTF Your GUINEA PIG escapes and you catch a HAMSTER!!! Which is it???

Great magic trick

Gran Hermano

Congrats OP, sounds like you have a 'magic shed' which transmogrifies
animals. Might I be bold as to suggest that you see if you can catch a
neighbours cat or dog and place it under the shed for 3 days, you might
end up with an elephant or giraffe.

Dave!

I'd suggest sending in a persuasive squirrel to negotiate with the guinea pig. Give him whatever he wants -- nuts, lettuce, women... men...

cjt156

Next time carefully position Richard Gere's anus in close proximity to the shed, then...no wait, hang on, that's gerbils isn't it...?

Jesus Wept

It could be a gerbil by tomorrow, get Richard on the phone.

Unpossible

almightycushion wrote:

Get the kid from captain planet to help you. You know the pussy kid who had the heart ring. He should be able to get your guinea pig out for you. He'll probably want to fúck it afterwards though. On another note, what a shít power he had. What's he gonna do to the bad guy? Hug them to death? Pussy.

pure comedy gold

barbaraw19

Woops!! i meant guinea pig not hamster. the excitement of getting him back affected my train of thought. magical sheds dont exist sadly:(

tobytobe

This was the funniest thread:)

biko

Try fitting him with some sort of thing on top so he can;t go underneath again.
Like a shark fin or a little flagpole.