guinea pig stuck under my shed

Terry · 04-11-2007 12:33am

The Lemmiwinks episode of South Park has just started on MTV1.

The OP may want to watch it.

Recon · 04-11-2007 12:38am

barbaraw19 wrote: »

the pet shop on parnell street says the majority of the customers who buy guinea pigs and hamsters are chinese. i cant help but think that the creatures are not kept as household pets by them.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy steak? Unless they're breeding them.....

Statso · 04-11-2007 4:25am

This thread is comedy gold. That is all.

DonJose · 04-11-2007 11:40am

Didn't bother reading to the end...

Try a humane rat trap cage, the type of cage where the rodent enters but cant exit, stick in some lettuce carrots or whatever they eat. Then wait, wait, wait.

http://www.chicken-house.co.uk/morach_live_catch_rat_trap.jpg

AlmightyCushion · 04-11-2007 12:06pm

Get the kid from captain planet to help you. You know the pussy kid who had the heart ring. He should be able to get your guinea pig out for you. He'll probably want to fúck it afterwards though. On another note, what a shít power he had. What's he gonna do to the bad guy? Hug them to death? Pussy.

Hagar · 04-11-2007 2:23pm

Dyson FTW

alan4cult · 04-11-2007 2:37pm

Try getting some sweet smelling fruit and putting in a bucket with one of those hamster ladders and he'll find his way into it. Always worked for me and my hamster was so lazy he never bothered climbing ladders but he did when there was a reward.

Oh and if that doesn't work get a vacumm cleaner and try and nab him from the back.

And if that doesn't work buy a hamster and send him under the shed too.

barbaraw19 · 04-11-2007 3:17pm

Still under the shed sadly, but at least a fox didnt eat it.He came out from underneath the shed but my dog came bounding towards it, so it dashed back under it again. Haven't seen it in 6 hours or so. One step forwards, two steps back, grrrr.

The hoover would probably kill it. It would suck it eyeballs out or damage his little foot. I bought a trap in woodies this morning so fingers crossed.

Plug · 04-11-2007 4:09pm

Is he still under there?
lol

lynnlegend · 04-11-2007 4:11pm

i have two ideas

1,burn down the shed

2,a car jack to lift it up a little but that might end up with a post from your mother saying her child is stuck under a shed in which case see number 1:D

spareman · 04-11-2007 5:29pm

Im experianced in this field, couldn't believe it when I seen the thread title, Our guinea pig went under our shed a few years back, Heres how I got him out, I reached in as far as I could and left a trail of lettuce for him and he ate his way out untill he made it to the piece of lettuce I was holding in my hand then just grapped him, took a few try's but got him eventually, It took me 6 hours of lying in the grass very still in the pissing rain, but it worked.

Kess73 · 04-11-2007 11:21pm

Did it come out? Or did the OP get stuck under the shed with it?

I have been checking back to see what happened. My life is really dull

Aisling(",) · 05-11-2007 5:31pm

oh did the fuzzy little cavy survive???

Jesus Wept · 05-11-2007 7:59pm

When's the funeral?

TheThing! · 05-11-2007 8:35pm

Get a flame thrower and fry that muthas ass!!!

barbaraw19 · 06-11-2007 8:29am

Hear ye Hear ye

Boards favourute hamster been caught!!!!!! Horray! After 3 tiresome days of sitting around i finally caught the little bugger at 12:30 last night. I'll take a pic of the little creature and stick it up when i get time later

Dr Strange · 06-11-2007 9:03am

barbaraw19 wrote: »

Hear ye Hear ye

Boards favourute hamster been caught!!!!!! Horray! After 3 tiresome days of sitting around i finally caught the little bugger at 12:30 last night. I'll take a pic of the little creature and stick it up when i get time later

Fantastic. He could be an AH mascot!

Kess73 · 06-11-2007 12:32pm

barbaraw19 wrote: »

Hear ye Hear ye

Boards favourute hamster been caught!!!!!! Horray! After 3 tiresome days of sitting around i finally caught the little bugger at 12:30 last night. I'll take a pic of the little creature and stick it up when i get time later

Good stuff, return of the GP.

06-11-2007 2:59pm

barbaraw19 wrote: »

Hear ye Hear ye

I'll take a pic of the little creature and stick it up when i get time later

Will that be before or after you get him stuffed & mounted.

DonJose · 06-11-2007 3:03pm

barbaraw19 wrote: »

Boards favourute hamster been caught!!!!!!

WTF Your GUINEA PIG escapes and you catch a HAMSTER!!! Which is it???

06-11-2007 3:56pm

Great magic trick

Gran Hermano · 06-11-2007 4:06pm

Congrats OP, sounds like you have a 'magic shed' which transmogrifies
animals. Might I be bold as to suggest that you see if you can catch a
neighbours cat or dog and place it under the shed for 3 days, you might
end up with an elephant or giraffe.

Dave! · 06-11-2007 4:13pm

I'd suggest sending in a persuasive squirrel to negotiate with the guinea pig. Give him whatever he wants -- nuts, lettuce, women... men...

cjt156 · 06-11-2007 4:18pm

Next time carefully position Richard Gere's anus in close proximity to the shed, then...no wait, hang on, that's gerbils isn't it...?

Jesus Wept · 06-11-2007 5:07pm

It could be a gerbil by tomorrow, get Richard on the phone.

Unpossible · 06-11-2007 7:26pm

almightycushion wrote:

Get the kid from captain planet to help you. You know the pussy kid who had the heart ring. He should be able to get your guinea pig out for you. He'll probably want to fúck it afterwards though. On another note, what a shít power he had. What's he gonna do to the bad guy? Hug them to death? Pussy.

pure comedy gold

barbaraw19 · 06-11-2007 7:56pm

Woops!! i meant guinea pig not hamster. the excitement of getting him back affected my train of thought. magical sheds dont exist sadly:(

tobytobe · 06-11-2007 8:12pm

This was the funniest thread:)

biko · 06-11-2007 10:14pm

Try fitting him with some sort of thing on top so he can;t go underneath again.
Like a shark fin or a little flagpole.

guinea pig stuck under my shed

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