Worst/Best Radio Ads

jeremyj1968

"Imagine being handed a box of crayons and being told that you can only use one colour. Imagine being able to use every crayon in the box".

Seems like the marketing team that came up with this advertisement only had one coloured crayon.

chalkitdown1

That new Skoda ad with the woman screaming NEUSSSSSSSEDDDDD. Bloody hell.

UsBus

D e f a c t o does not spell fupping Dayfacto ya bellend...!!!!

Del.Monte

UsBus wrote: »

D e f a c t o does not spell fupping Dayfacto ya bellend...!!!!

https://www.defactoshave.com/shop/

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Does anyone else insta change the station when they hear that Brady ham ad?

Dan Jaman

Hunky Monster wrote: »

Does anyone else insta change the station when they hear that Brady ham ad?

Keep your flashing eyes to yersel', Senorita.

Chryssa

Hunky Monster wrote: »

Does anyone else insta change the station when they hear that Brady ham ad?

Hell, yes...

Chryssa

chalkitdown1 wrote: »

That new Skoda ad with the woman screaming NEUSSSSSSSEDDDDD. Bloody hell.

I've mentioned it before, it's SO annoying!

Chryssa

Then there's Batchelor's beans and peas, they really are playing on the shouty, screamy radio ads. ("Shouty voices, shouting on stuff which is not shout-worthy" (paraphrased)). I kinda like that one, even though I never buy tinned peas and beans.

NIMAN

Does anyone know exactly what laws the Sunday Business Post got changed?

plodder

And if you thought someone said: "Do you believe in goats?" would you just say - ah yeah, of course I do.

ford fiesta

very very annoying VHI ad is back with the couple talking about something unexpected happening to them "i d-o-n-t know...i'm not in that mindset just keep going...just keep going"

Grolschevik

Wiltshire Farm Foods.

"Will I stick it in the freezer for you, Mary?"

"Is that what we're calling it these days, Jimmy?"

QueensGael

ford fiesta wrote: »

very very annoying VHI ad is back with the couple talking about something unexpected happening to them "i d-o-n-t know...i'm not in that mindset just keep going...just keep going"

It's a particularly bad one - it's like an out-take in the recording studio. They sound miserable altogether.

Ol' Donie

plodder wrote: »

And if you thought someone said: "Do you believe in goats?" would you just say - ah yeah, of course I do.

It just makes no sense. Any of it. It'd be like someone asking you do you believe in cars of bicycles. To which your reaction would probably be "sorry, what? I've clearly misheard you"

Then she lets out a scream, as if there's a ghost, and then there's the sound of a goat.

What's she screaming at?

paddylonglegs

Ol' Donie wrote: »

What's she screaming at?

The goat.

It’s a gag. Don’t worry about it. Be grand

ford fiesta

QueensGael wrote: »

It's a particularly bad one - it's like an out-take in the recording studio. They sound miserable altogether.

the man sounds a right fool

Ol' Donie

paddylonglegs wrote: »

The goat.

It’s a gag. Don’t worry about it. Be grand

But why is she screaming at a goat?

Dan Jaman

Ol' Donie wrote: »

But why is she screaming at a goat?

Better than staring at one, I suppose.

ford fiesta

Ad on Radio Nova, Sunshine....

"Need expert vehicle repairs?..Stat !...Trust Auto Doctor". etc etc.

Am I missing something, what exactly is "Stat"??? And why does he say it??

check_six

ford fiesta wrote: »

Ad on Radio Nova, Sunshine....

"Need expert vehicle repairs?..Stat !...Trust Auto Doctor". etc etc.

Am I missing something, what exactly is "Stat"??? And why does he say it??

Stat is some kind of medical jargon meaning 'right now', 'straight away', that kind of thing.

Ralph Ciffereto

"Better luck next time! Funny old game golf"

Phuck off.

chalkitdown1

Just heard the Gaiety Panto ad. It's only Septermber ffs. I thought we would be safe from it for another month or two at least.

QueensGael

chalkitdown1 wrote: »

Just heard the Gaiety Panto ad. It's only Septermber ffs. I thought we would be safe from it for another month or two at least.

oh spare us the bloody Gaiety Panto ad! :eek::eek::eek: It'll be running until January!

fricatus

chalkitdown1 wrote: »

Just heard the Gaiety Panto ad. It's only Septermber ffs. I thought we would be safe from it for another month or two at least.

"Oh no you're not!"

Mr E

It's no oooodinary pantoooooo!

thesandeman

There's another annoying kid on the scene. Something about getting his/her father(not sure which because it's screeching) to make a will.

sweetie

thesandeman wrote: »

There's another annoying kid on the scene. Something about getting his/her (not sure which because it's screeching) to make a will.

One day this will all be yours......

Ralph Ciffereto

Hats off to the greyhound racing ad taking the mick out of the politically correct scumbags. I hope some are very, very upset by it.

whisky_galore

Ralph Ciffereto wrote: »

Hats off to the greyhound racing ad taking the mick out of the politically correct scumbags. I hope some are very, very upset by it.

Lol they're going to need all the custom they can get now that corporate and office parties will go elsewhere.