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Ever heard your parents at it?

togster · 2007-10-16 11:01:29

Well i did last weekend. 3 o'clcok in the morning. They thought we were all asleep. My girlfriend was beside me. She was really awkward the next day with them and my mother was really wierd too. My mother hasn't spoken to me since and well i don't know what to do? So have you ever heard your parents gettin down and…

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#32 16-10-2007 1:26pm
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Wossack wrote: »

<fingers in ears>

la la la la la la
nope I was immaculately concieved
la la la la la

</fingers in ears>

Oh I second that, me and all my brothers and sisters were immaculately concieved

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#33 16-10-2007 1:26pm
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Yes, when I was about 6.. Woke up from a bad dream and heard their headboard banging off the wall.. I was about to go in to them cause I thought the bed had broke and they were trying to fix with a hammer lucky I fell back asleep before I ventured in.. It was actually years later when I thought back and realised what it was Uuuuuurghh

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#34 16-10-2007 1:27pm
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Xavi6 wrote: »

Oh bringin out the kinky sh1t!

Someone liked the story a little tooo much!

hahahaha YOU'RE ON FIRE dude!!!!!!

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#35 16-10-2007 1:50pm
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Cheeky_gal wrote: »

hahahaha YOU'RE ON FIRE dude!!!!!!

I know! There's somethin seriously wrong here!

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#36 16-10-2007 1:50pm
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Karoma wrote: »

OP: Feel free to ignore the question, but what age are you?

22. Don't know why that matters. Was there for a visit. First time in 3 months. It was the loud panting and moaning that got to me. :mad:

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#37 16-10-2007 2:01pm
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I heard my parents once, it sounded like a whale giving birth

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#38 16-10-2007 2:11pm
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Quite the oppiste , since our kids got older we have to pick our times to have nooky ,to save her blush's .....:o

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#39 16-10-2007 6:11pm
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yep....psychologically scarred for life.

When I was about 12 or 13 I walked in on them at it in the lounge - they had music playing that was quite loud as well and I walked in to ask them to turn it down as it was keeping me awake.

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#40 16-10-2007 8:13pm
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r3nu4l wrote: »

I did have a friend who's mother used to send outside the house to play while her parents 'peeled the potatoes for dinner'. It was only years later that she realised that it would take her parents a long time to finish peeling those potatoes and sometimes, despite all the potatoes peeled, there were no potatoes on the dinner plate!

Oh a freind of mine used to get a big box of smarties and throw em in the grass. He told em not to come in until they have picked em all up.

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#41 16-10-2007 8:20pm
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A very good strategy! Excellent actually!

Xavi6 wrote: »

Oh bringin out the kinky sh1t!

Someone liked the story a little tooo much!

I... eh... don't know what you're talking about!

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#42 16-10-2007 9:13pm
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A friend of my dad's recalled an incident were he was caught *ahem* preparing for battle so to speak (walking out of the bog with an unopened condom in hand in the middle of the night). How did he deal with this when confronted by his then 8 year old daughter... "Your ma's got a paper cut and I'm getting her a plaster." Classic.

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#43 16-10-2007 9:15pm
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Yeah, when I was about three or four, so I didn't really realise :P. I still hope it wasn't what I think it might be . Incidentally, I've a brother 4 years younger than me...

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#44 16-10-2007 9:23pm
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Thankfully never.

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#45 16-10-2007 9:24pm
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i have a friend and his younger brother walked in on the parents having sex. next morning over a bowl of cornflakes and with a few tears in his eyes he told my friend that he saw their daddy killing the mammy in bed the night before. cracks me up everytime im told the story :D:D:D:D

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#46 16-10-2007 10:29pm
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Reminds me of this thread from a while back:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=225301

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#47 16-10-2007 11:07pm
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i remember one christmas a while bk i pretended 2 b asleep so santa wud bring me all my lovely presents....not so long after my parents went off to bed i started to hear a strange banging noise....foling my grunting and groaning...and every other innappropriate sex noise u cud think of!

needless to say christmas just wasnt the same that year!!!

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#48 16-10-2007 11:17pm
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Maybe once or twice but it was very quiet - my sister's room was right above theirs though, and the floors weren't concrete - she's still not comfortable talking about those long, long weekend nights.

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#49 16-10-2007 11:22pm
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jesus my spawn may post in this thread one day (search works)

I did have sex with someone whilst my parents where in the same room awake watching tv :cool:

kdjaC

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#50 16-10-2007 11:30pm
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Wossack wrote: »

it would appear the phrase I intended to use was 'virginal conception' - dont think it has the same ring to it, but whatever

sincerest apologies DesF

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Conception

Gaétan Soucy - Gettin Saucy..oh yeah

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#51 16-10-2007 11:33pm
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Nope never heard them , thank Jebus but speaking of danger sex ...

Myself and the missus where at it in my room a few years back and my mam walks up and knocks on my door and shouts "Your dinners ready" and i shouted back "Im coming" .... and i was

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#52 16-10-2007 11:34pm
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KdjaCL wrote: »

jesus my spawn may post in this thread one day (search works)

I did have sex with someone whilst my parents where in the same room awake watching tv :cool:

kdjaC

That's a bald-faced lie!

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#53 16-10-2007 11:42pm
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Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

That's a bald-faced lie!

'Bare ar$ed lie' would have been more appropriate.

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#54 16-10-2007 11:44pm
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KdjaCL wrote: »

jesus my spawn may post in this thread one day (search works)

I did have sex with someone whilst my parents where in the same room awake watching tv :cool:

kdjaC

If this is true you have balls man. Big, hairy, incestuous balls

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#55 17-10-2007 12:15am
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at my brother's 21st one of his friends was pissed and was looking for a place to sleep, walked into my parents' bedroom and caught them in the act

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#56 17-10-2007 12:38am
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i was 22 and i walked in on them doing it and it happened twice esp the 2 nd time i walked in like it was bout 11 in the morning and i had to turn the immersion on for a bath and the switch was in their bedroom! i was scared for life !!

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#57 17-10-2007 12:32pm
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Oh Kitty!!

Oh, Ray!

(70s show)

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#58 17-10-2007 1:01pm
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Pighead wrote: »

Pighead heard his parents making sweet passionate love once. It was an incredibly awkward moment as a young Pighead lost his balance and fell off the top of the wardrobe.

I can't wait until pighead figures out nobody finds the way he posts funny

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#59 17-10-2007 1:05pm
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Can't say I remember my parents ever shouting at each other while arguing...

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#60 17-10-2007 4:15pm
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bleg wrote: »

Oh Kitty!!

Oh, Ray!

(70s show)

Its Red not Ray

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#61 17-10-2007 4:29pm
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Never! Thank God! I remember my mother telling me when I was a teenager (a cheeky one at that asking her about her sex life!) that they didn't have sex the way they used to....still scarred Thank God I've never heard them, I know it's normal and all that but Jesus no no no!!!

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