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    #122
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I think I've mentioned it before...

    But I like the kind of woman who lives inside a piano.... nothing fancy mind... it doesn't have to be a grand piano.... an upright is just fine.


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    #123
    heyjude
    Registered Users Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭heyjude


    The answer must be money/wealth, for while there are plenty of guys with all the other attributes given in the answers here that are unattached/unmarried, you find that unattached millionaires are virtually non-existent and no matter how much a B****** a guy is, if he has money, he'll always have a girlfriend/wife.

    Besides you actually have to meet and talk to a guy to see if he has a good sense of humour etc, while real wealth can be spotted from the other side of the room.

    Is the opening question in a conversation "and what do you do for a living ?", an attempt to see if you both share something in common, or an attempt to see how much he earns ? I'd bet in most cases, its the latter.

    A big lottery win turns the oldest, ugliest, hairiest, sorriest, most unhygienic guy in town into a prize catch(though few will admit this), for the more money, the more his lack of other attractive features can be overlooked.


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    #124
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    farohar wrote: »
    ... wonders what exactly pip plans to have the lad doing with his hands, then what exactly she plans to do with his ass... and shudders...:p

    I only copped this now.......

    I plan on doing nothing beyond grabbing the ass. As for what he could do with his hands, well a skilled craftsman knows how to work it


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    #125
    andrew163
    Registered Users Posts: 856 ✭✭✭andrew163


    I'm shocked and appalled. Not one person has replied yet with "Yore Ma".

    :(


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    #126
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    andrew163 wrote: »
    I'm shocked and appalled. Not one person has replied yet with "Yore Ma".

    :(

    Was very happy that no one said that, til now :mad: :( :rolleyes:


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    #127
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Yore ma.............


    (there now ;))


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    #128
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    andrew163 wrote: »
    I'm shocked and appalled. Not one person has replied yet with "Yore Ma".

    :(

    There's no 9 yeear olds up now? (Apologies to 9 and unders naturally)

    On thread - in a woman, ginger hair, pail skin, slim (doesn't really matter), big red lips like cushions and the scent of Tyskie beer please.

    Women are turned on by blokes with money and good teeth that can tackle a bastard grannys apple in one go. It appears.


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    #129
    Gekko
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭Gekko


    JohnnyStones wrote: »
    Sweet wouldn't mind getting a hold of her jewels :)

    he'd have to get past Queen Rania's bodyguards first :D

    was at a conference she attended in Oxford earlier this year. And I thought she was hot too.


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    #130
    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    look, if you're gonna reply 'yore ma' then at least do it properly, eg.

    YORE MA knows all my biggest turn ons!

    BOOYAH!

    *looks around for high fives

    curly hair ftw, well, my curly hair ftw


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    #131
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    No fat birds or curvy or what ever people are passing fat birds off as these days. Must be way under 8 stone.


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    #132
    patrickc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭patrickc


    ass all the way for me


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    #133
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tome


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    #134
    patrickc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭patrickc


    Binomate wrote: »
    N. Must be way under 8 stone.

    thats sick


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    #135
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    As a girl i'm just wondering what do lads find most attractive about a girl?

    Is it Looks?
    Personality?

    To be more specific.....is it been funny or intelligent?
    Is it been tome/skinny/nice hair/teeth/eyes what?

    Thanks.

    :p

    Big diddys, must have hair and have absolutely no resemblance to their mother<---THIS IS ESSENTIAL.


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    #136
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    A nice gee


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    #137
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Well lets see, I'll start with what I don't stand... ... Fat chic's.

    Sorry, but anything more than a size 12 (and even thats pushing it) is a no-no for Mairt.

    Other than that it comes down to an easy smile and a girl whose up for a laugh.

    She also has to have a good ass, tit size isn't an issue for me.

    She must be clean about herself. And must either wax her pubes off, or at least have a landing stripe. A hairy fanny doesn't cut it with me.


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    #138
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Actually when was the last time you saw a thread in PI bitching about a females lack of ambition or money. Feckin whores.


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    #139
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Hip bones that could take your eye out and pubes cut into the shape of the Spurs crest.


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    #140
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    A pulse


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    #141
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    A pulse



    And the prize for originality goes to............ ROCKMAN.

    :rolleyes:


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    #142
    curiousxxx1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭curiousxxx1


    At least 6 foot tall, athletic build, dark(black) hair, brown eyes, LOADED:), cheeky grin, can handle a steak, a bit or cockiness, out door man, social(not too social), great kisser, clean, good in bed:)
    The list goes on; it's amazing how he only exists in my imagination.


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    #143
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    Mairt wrote: »
    And the prize for originality goes to............ ROCKMAN.

    :rolleyes:

    GOD... I CANNOT BELIEVVVVVE THIS, I HAVE WON,,, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK...................


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    #144
    A racy brainrot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭A racy brainrot


    not : stingy, defensive, judgemental, serious/formal.
    Must be able to laugh at themselves, taller then me, able for intelligent conversation; as well as in tune with their imaginative side. Able for silly conversation as well.
    I have a standard in appearance. It's not terribly high...I think.


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    #145
    A racy brainrot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭A racy brainrot


    I left out something very important.
    He must not be completely attached to his family.
    If i marry this man in my head, I don't want him attached to his family, putting them before the family that he has started.
    Adapt is the word I guess.


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    #146
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    there is a very high probability that you are not naturally blonde though :D

    only 2% of Irish/British women are naturally blonde yet 34% of them are blonde :D

    Actually, funnily enough Rosie! I am! :D

    A naturalle!

    Also; whoever said hygene in a guy...spot on! The amount of lads that are filthy disgusting creatures...what-a-turn-off! :D


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    #147
    Marksie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    curiousxxx1 wrote: »
    At least 6 foot tall, athletic build, dark(black) hair, brown eyes, LOADED:), cheeky grin, can handle a steak, a bit or cockiness, out door man, social(not too social), great kisser, clean, good in bed:)
    The list goes on; it's amazing how he only exists in my imagination.

    Blue eyes, brown hair and 5'7" excludes me then. :-)


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    #148
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Quote cheeky-gal Also; whoever said hygene in a guy...spot on! The amount of lads that are filthy disgusting creatures...what-a-turn-off!
    Very true ,i became more clothes and style concious when i left ireland as i realised i had gotten sloppy over the years and appearences are everything , although i notice male clothing style have improved a lot in ireland since i have being away , there are still quite a % or irish males who really do need to spruce up thir lives style ,clothes and hygene wise .:).


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    #149
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    A pulse

    My housemate is a bit more sophisticated, he wants her to have a pulse and to fit through a standard size door.


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    #150
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    My housemate is a bit more sophisticated, he wants her to have a pulse and to fit through a standard size door.

    WOW That's high standards I can only hope that some day I may be able to play at that high level.


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    #151
    ryanairzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭ryanairzer


    Someone who can treat me like shit but pay me for it.


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