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Microwave and Time Machine forum

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    #182
    Seth Brundle
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    Can we bring some marshmallows and watch?


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    #183
    Jesus Wept
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XNh8i4nqI8


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    #184
    Orion
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    photo-time-travel.gif


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    #185
    Seth Brundle
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    Excellent!


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    #186
    kevin216
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    yay


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    #187
    Capt'n Midnight
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    I put 1c into a bank account as you do. When I went to collect my fortune, turned out that the original bank charges made me overdrawn and each year I owed them more. Barely made it back to the machine. It'll be a while before I show my face in 9752 again :(


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    #188
    JIZZLORD
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    an amateur mistake, just because it worked in futurama doesnt mean it works in reality


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    #189
    the_syco
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    Rejoice my brothers! I have come from the future* where this forum has already been created**


    *may be a lie
    **total b||ox


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    #190
    Orion
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    I put in €100 to avoid that very scenario and when I went to collect my millions I discovered that our government had reclaimed it as a dormant account in 2024! Ba$tards.


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    #191
    randylonghorn
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    Macros42 wrote: »
    I put in €100 to avoid that very scenario and when I went to collect my millions I discovered that our government had reclaimed it as a dormant account in 2024! Ba$tards.

    *snigger*

    Yeah, and they paid a bounty for every such account fingered too! \o/


    I mean ... well, I heard that they did ... >_>


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    #192
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Macros42 wrote: »
    I put in €100 to avoid that very scenario and when I went to collect my millions I discovered that our government had reclaimed it as a dormant account in 2024! Ba$tards.
    got it

    I'll put €50 in two accounts and setup a direct debit so that every few years a couple of quid goes between them. go me. I'll then convert it to gold and brings it home.

    [edit]bugger :mad: turns out the gold was irriadiated during a robbery at Fort Knox years ago, nice and safe when I picked it up but going back in time restored it to it's previous state bugger :mad:[edit]


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    #193
    Capt'n Midnight
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    hmmm I might not need all the money thanks to my new business plan.

    Take some nuclear waste, pop it in the old bing-bong, set the timer, have a nice cup of tea and before you can say "ding !" it's so old it all decayed into the finest roofing lead money can buy

    Bound to be some venture capital for that


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    #194
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,871 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    I know the admins may be sceptics of this forum but this may help...
    Time travellers from the future 'could be here in weeks' - Telegraph
    Still some of us already know the eventual outcome :D


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    #195
    Jesus Wept
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    kbannon wrote: »
    I know the admins may be sceptics of this forum but this may help...
    Time travellers from the future 'could be here in weeks' - Telegraph
    Still some of us already know the eventual outcome :D

    Perhaps they are, no one on this thread is getting antsy, we are as calm as Hindu Cows. ;) :cool: :D


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    #196
    AlmightyCushion
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    We've already got our first help desk thread and the forum hasn't been created yet. :)
    Hagar wrote: »
    How did that happen?

    I'm not too sure but I think it happened some time next week.


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    #197
    Hagar
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    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    I think we have a time flux leak somewhere.

    How did that happen?


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    #198
    AlmightyCushion
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    I think we have a time flux leak somewhere.


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    #199
    Capt'n Midnight
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    it's all good as long as you don't stray onto a different time line

    I remember the time I put instant coffee into the microwave and set the timer ... to cut a long story short the cat didn't show up for another week


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    #200
    Orion
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    This forum could have saved Paul's life if it had been created 1 week from now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-Q3mg81Do


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    #201
    Tusky
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    -5 from me.


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    #202
    Jesus Wept
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWnoMaSgYPY


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    #203
    Nerin
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    i want to vote but i dont want to destroy the fact yay has 666 votes:D


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    #204
    FunkZ
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    nerin wrote: »
    i want to vote but i dont want to destroy the fact yay has 666 votes:D

    The poll is closed! :D

    We need this forum to be honest...


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    #205
    Nerin
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    lol i just realised that when i could see the results i wasnt gonna be voting :D

    if we ad a time machine i could go back and unmake that mistake


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    #206
    Ruu_Old
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    1.21 GIGAWATTS!! This forum must be made, you'll thank me in 10 years!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnqtXOi1iaY


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    #207
    Capt'n Midnight
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    What's 88mph in kmph ?

    You'd get arrested for speeding each time too :(


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    #208
    Zaph
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    What's 88mph in kmph ?

    141.6 km/h


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    #209
    Genghiz Cohen
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    Zaph wrote: »
    141.6 km/h

    509760000 Meters per Second (I think)


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    #210
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    509760000 Meters per Second (I think)
    300000000m/s is the speed of light

    so 88mph is faster than the speed of light , well that would explain the time travel.

    And with all the to and froing the car would get very old, so stainless steel is a safe bet. - Remember that when buying microwaves !


    Since microwave cavities resonate, should not something similar be done for time travel, or should we be looking at something that can resonate at the De Broglie of the object/person we wish to move.


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    #211
    Zaph
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Since microwave cavities resonate, should not something similar be done for time travel, or should we be looking at something that can resonate at the De Broglie of the object/person we wish to move.

    I want racing stripes on mine.


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