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Microwave and Time Machine forum

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    #152
    [Deleted User]
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    I'm really proud of this. Ever since the summer I had this biro, right, and on the biro it was written - "Season's Greetings '07"! It was a friggin' christmas biro from the future! It's outdated now, but still, who else had one from the future ??


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    #153
    PokerChild
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭PokerChild


    6th for mod.


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    #154
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    PokerChild wrote: »
    6th for mod.

    He's actually a better mod when he's 7th.


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    #155
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    PokerChild wrote: »
    6th for mod.

    nah, we need to keep him in a mod-less state for another while, it keeps him on his toes!


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    #156
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Can someone jump ahead to next tuesday and see if this forum gets the go ahead ?


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    #157
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Right I'm back now - it does get the go ahead!


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    #158
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    I'll head over to Tuesday and see - BRB!


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    #159
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Hmmm, my microwave timer keypad must be slightly out!


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    #160
    KTRIC
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    Lol, get the cheap Kenwood 850w did we ??


    typical N00b mistake, arriving before he left :rolleyes:


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    #161
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Naw - its a crappy Aldi battery pack causing the timer to be out. You get what you pay for I guess!


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    #162
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,249 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    KTRIC wrote: »
    typical N00b mistake, arriving before he left :rolleyes:
    http://www.explosm.net/comics/1129/


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    #163
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    Victor wrote: »
    http://www.explosm.net/comics/1129/

    OMG THEY RIPPED OFF WHAT I DID!!!

    i will sue for copyright i thinks.
    or did i do that already...


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    #164
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Lol, get the cheap Kenwood 850w did we ??


    got this shitbox at home. it's useless
    http://www.dealclick.co.uk/ukimgs/image/462351.jpg


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    #165
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    got this shitbox at home. it's useless
    http://www.dealclick.co.uk/ukimgs/image/462351.jpg

    There is an old proverb around these parts....

    'A bad time-traveler blames his microwave.'


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    #166
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    i blame kenwood and their shoddy machinery


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    #167
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    *bump* of support


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    #168
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    phantom_lord wrote: »
    *bump* of support

    A 100 virgins will be waiting for you in Heaven my friend.

    Sexy virgins, very experienced, love you long time, and so forth.


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    #169
    Oman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    the space time continuum must be really screwed by now, last time i checked this forum was created 2 weeks ago now i checked again and its another 4 weeks till this forum gets created, too much time travelling methinks


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    #170
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Finally this forum has been approved!

    For those with the requisite equipment you can post there then.


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    #171
    Jesus Wept
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    #172
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    The-Rigger wrote: »

    That's one of the coolest ones they have done!


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    #173
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,046 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The-Rigger wrote: »

    Way to screw up the space time continuum. :rolleyes:


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    #174
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Way to screw up the space time continuum. :rolleyes:

    F*cking amatures, everyone knows if you want to create a time destortion singularity you have to use Quail eggs :rolleyes:


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    #175
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Indeed, it wasn't a time travel thing, just fun with microwaves. :)


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    #176
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,279 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    What happens if you put a microwave into a microwave?


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    #177
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Zaph wrote: »
    What happens if you put a microwave into a microwave?

    WHOA there Nelly !!!! :eek:

    Don't even suggest that, the consequences would be catastrophic to say the least.


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    #178
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Zaph wrote: »
    What happens if you put a microwave into a microwave?
    It largely depends on whether the inner microwave is switched on. However, assuming it is (and they have a similar plate turning speed) then what can happen is that if the outer one is turning in the opposite direction to the inner one they tend to counteract each other and nothing happens.

    Unfortunately, if you remember from 2062, as in the CDM Labs Vs Bosch judgement, it was revealed that CDM who were doing research in this area had tested microwaves in this manner where the two plates were turning in the same direction. CDM tried to blame Bosch for the design flaw but the court found that the loss of the seven lab technicians was down to recklesness by CDM. It turned out that all seven technicians were brought through time in a forwards and backwards manner repeatedly that it somehow imploded them.

    I was always tempted to go forward in time and warn them but we all know the dangers there!


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    #179
    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    If this forum is not created, I will be forced to set myself on fire. Again.


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    #180
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    nice ransom but everyone knows that ddos attacks against boards are the only way forward*


    * Jizzlord does not condone or support such actions


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    #181
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,249 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    neuro-praxis wrote: »
    If this forum is not created, I will be forced to set myself on fire. Again.
    Hawt!


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