Microwave and Time Machine forum

Sherifu

Phones can be stubborn.

leninbenjamin

feckin' amateurs

randylonghorn

Just thought I should put the moment on record for him, so that he knows what it will look like when he finally gets the Microwaves and Time Machines modship in another decade or so ...

leninbenjamin

randylonghorn wrote: »

Just thought I should put the moment on record for him, so that he knows what it will look like when he finally gets the Microwaves and Time Machines modship in another decade or so ...

decade? i thought we fixed that timelag... does the chronotron emitter need calibrating again?

weeder

why hasnt this been approved yet, 666 yes's and 3 no's

Orion

It was approved just not yet.

Jesus Wept

weeder wrote: »

why hasnt this been approved yet, 666 yes's and 3 no's

lol the poll was messed with by a mod/admin.
And polls results don't hold weight, tis not a democracy! :pac:

The-Rigger

The-Rigger wrote: »

lol the poll was messed with by a mod/admin.
And polls results don't hold weight, tis not a democracy! :pac:

Or maybe we're seeing a glimpse of the future?

Victor

weeder wrote: »

why hasnt this been approved yet, 666 yes's and 3 no's

Vex and I approved it yonks ago, you just aren't allowed in.

Oman

Victor wrote: »

Vex and I approved it yonks ago, you just aren't allowed in.

:eek:oh no you didnt

*returns from the future*

its another 4 years till weeder gets access

Orion

That's actually weeder jr. that gets access in 4 years from the next time axis i.e. 23.15 metric years from now then.

leninbenjamin

just making this as a reminder to myself to go back and bump the thread.

blackbox

It looks like this is just a waste of time - which doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Orion

blackbox wrote: »

It looks like this is just a waste of time - which doesn't grow on trees, you know.

not yet you mean.

Oman

was itv the year 2542 or 2543 that the time tree was invented, man i should have paid more attention in history class

Orion

2543 iirc. They'd cloned everything else: men, women, Moderators. So they turned their energies on cloning time. Led to all sorts of hilarious results of course. Like the alternate timeline where boards.ie was set up by Karoma and only had one forum: AH.

leninbenjamin

Macros42 wrote: »

2543 iirc. They'd cloned everything else: men, women, Moderators. So they turned their energies on cloning time. Led to all sorts of hilarious results of course. Like the alternate timeline where boards.ie was set up by Karoma and only had one forum: AH.

you obviously never saw the tree where the world was taken over by Karoma's clones... *shudder*

Capt'n Midnight

Beware !
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/02/funny-pictures-time-paradox-cats.jpg

Capt'n Midnight

Anyone remember this, US military testing the "gay bomb" back in 2157 just before apple bought iReland

http://i16.tinypic.com/4utlrn7.jpg

JIZZLORD

so they finally went ahead with the gay bomb.

Orion

Don't they give the mod of this forum the title Timelord? BBC get really pissed off about this and send in the gay daleks to exterminate us.

Capt'n Midnight

For a while anyway, it was phased out after one went off during a senate hearing into cost overruns. Some of the senators lost their seats.

AckwelFoley

There are 666 yes votes

:eek:

randylonghorn

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

For a while anyway, it was phased out after one went off during a senate hearing into cost overruns.

How on earth did they know the difference?

Capt'n Midnight

And you've got to remember this was after nanobots were in use to remove for arterial lipids, which removed the dangers of obesity. The politicans had anti grav plates and VR avatars for the TV so they were quite obese. Wouldn't have been a problem except that a group of the Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879 from the city of Birmingham, Alabama were on tour at the time. Several of them had deja-view glasses on. In their haste to remove their glasses one unfortunate individual pressed the auto-repeat function.

Oman

remember when teh atari jaguar 2 was released in 2056 and outsold all consoles ever put together. i never managed to get one though

Seth Brundle

Oman wrote: »

remember when teh atari jaguar 2 was released in 2056 and outsold all consoles ever put together. i never managed to get one though

I bought two of them. One broke years ago but I've still got other - unopened- I'm going to keep it for a while so it makes appreciates in value!!!

leninbenjamin

kbannon wrote: »

I bought two of them. One broke years ago but I've still got other - unopened- I'm going to keep it for a while so it makes appreciates in value!!!

uhh... dude. you've a microwave don't you?

Seth Brundle

Capt'n Midnight

Actually there only ever was one Atari Jaguar. It's been looped in time more often than Marvin and like him is older than the universe. You see there was a company doing extended warranties back in 3267 "we will cover anything they said perpetual cover on all parts including cases". First customer brought in the Atari Jaguar. As soon as the ink was dry on the contract (legal term they didn't use ink as such) a huge queue materialised instantly at the repair depot. All carrying the Jaguar. Members of the Atari time travellers fan club. They immediatly stopped the offer but it was too late, the contract was legally binding. Some incarnations of it were sent back in time to seed the desire for the future, you can imagine how supprised the boys back at Atari were when overnight their prototype "magically" multiplied.

Just to clear up one other thing , not all the repairs were done with original parts, some of the later repairs had quantum transputers. Yes a few of the atari jaguar are the most powerful processing devices on the planet today. John Titor just mixed up then model it was one these he was seeking.