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Ladies and Gentlemen, the nightclub is now open

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Happygirl, I've got an erection that will blind yo eyes, choke ya throat, and pound that pussy!!!! Unfortunately, I'm too stoned and drunk to be bothered!!!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    anyone for a drink, /wipes bar


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    Darkjager and i'm too drunk and disinterested to be bothered. so we're happy campers. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    bottle of cristal admiral!!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DarkJager wrote:
    Lets "G" things up a bit in here:

    Ok, Brother DJ, we need to bring a bit of order to the nightclub.

    Instead of everyone posting their music, we should have a guest DJ. So one person gets to choose the music for a designated time. Others may comment as they see fit, but may not post music.

    Maybe not tonight on the opening night, but maybe one night a week, a different one each time. In between DJ's we can have WIMMINs!

    I'll show you how to run a good nightclub.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    comin right up...sliding down towards u....catch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    *catches cristal* Ok Brother Tom, as orginally planned, I'll be the DJ (bad pun) tonight!!!

    Stripper number 3 is coming up soon. What would the brothers like to hear? (Choose a genre)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭Irish Wolf


    Double brandy and snakebite in a pint glass please bar keep...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭Irish Wolf


    DarkJager wrote:
    (Choose a genre)

    Happy hardcore.. :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    DarkJager wrote:
    What would the brothers like to hear? (Choose a genre)


    how about a bit of 80's, is everyone ok for a tipple


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Irish Wolf wrote:
    Double brandy and snakebite in a pint glass please bar keep...


    comiing up, sir, would you like hennessy or remi martin?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    80's it is Admiral. Wolf, thanks for popping in. Admiral, Wolfs drinks are all free for the night ok? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    DarkJager wrote:
    80's it is Admiral. Wolf, thanks for popping in. Admiral, Wolfs drinks are all free for the night ok? ;)

    of course, sorry lads i forgot to say that all drinks are in the bin for tonight and the bar is open all night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭Irish Wolf


    DarkJager wrote:
    80's it is Admiral. Wolf, thanks for popping in. Admiral, Wolfs drinks are all free for the night ok? ;)

    Haha.. good man DJ..

    admiral.. I'll have a shot of each.. and don't be putting any of that Bulmers or Bud shíte in the snakebite.. I'll have a Linden Pillage and a Wifebeater snakebite.. c vu plat..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Irish Wolf wrote:
    Haha.. good man DJ..

    admiral.. I'll have a shot of each.. and don't be putting any of that Bulmers or Bud shíte in the snakebite.. I'll have a Linden Pillage and a Wifebeater snakebite.. c vu plat..


    linden village..you are a man of good taste...coming right up sir, peanuts with that?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I think I'm sobering up Brother Admiral, hit me with something (drinks wise)


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Just helping a brother out



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    No problem Wolf..... Admiral, you are due 15 minutes break. Go to the stripper room please, I'll watch the bar for a few minutes! Brother Tom; can i sort you out with another drink or perhaps some exclusive "DaRkJ Chronic"?? :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭Irish Wolf


    linden village..you are a man of good taste...coming right up sir, peanuts with that?

    Bacon fries my good man..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    The-Rigger wrote:
    I think I'm sobering up Brother Admiral, hit me with something (drinks wise)

    brandy+baileys coming up. a b&b. have 9 and report back brother./ wipes bar. next please


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭Irish Wolf


    The-Rigger wrote:
    I think I'm sobering up Brother Admiral, hit me with something (drinks wise)


    Woooooooooooo... he's back!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,295 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Another bottle of Cristal there please Brother admiral, I seem to have mislaid the other one but I know it's here somewhere

    Caves-W-Champagne.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Admiral, take your break an have a pint of Alize ;) Who want a drink next, and any requests for music????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Irish Wolf wrote:
    Bacon fries my good man..


    there ya go, scampi and cheese fries also available


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭Irish Wolf




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭Irish Wolf


    there ya go, scampi and cheese fries also available

    Among men, a legend, you are.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    zaph wrote:
    Another bottle of Cristal there please Brother admiral, I seem to have mislaid the other one but I know it's here somewhere

    Caves-W-Champagne.jpg


    since when did you get access to my cellar, i dont believe in breaks i always work through, but i would love a smoke break....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    cant stop dancing to all the 'cool eighties music'. so while i'm dancing around the bar can i have a vodka and coke please admiral. waiting for ' com on eileen' to be played.


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